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#1

We'll return to our regularly scheduled PT programming on Wednesday, but until then, here's one more short PT.

For 1 Capped TPE, write a haiku trash talking a rival team, a rival player, the league, whatever. Best 2 submissions will win an extra Uncapped TPE.

Code:
Haiku Format:

Only three lines, totaling 17 syllables throughout.
The first line is 5 syllables.
The second line is 7 syllables.
The third line is 5 syllables like the first.

Deadline for this PT is 10am EST on Wednesday 10/19.

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#2

ej is the best
even if she likes dallas
...
it's... snowing on mount fuji

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#3

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Oct 17 2016, 12:11 PM
ej is the best
even if she likes dallas
...
it's... snowing on mount fuji

Deduct 2 tpe from bojo for his inability to count syllables. And also for this weak trash talking.

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#4

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Oct 17 2016, 02:11 PM
ej is the best
even if she likes dallas
...
it's... snowing on mount fuji

It's five seven five
Not this five seven seven
What the fuck, Bojo

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#5

im in the shl now
i dont know why i did this
cant even claim points

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#6

Quote:Originally posted by Eggy216@Oct 17 2016, 01:15 PM


It's five seven five
Not this five seven seven
What the fuck, Bojo


Eggy hates my math
yet can't do fantasy stats
...

its...... snowingonmtfuji

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#7

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Oct 17 2016, 02:18 PM



Eggy hates my math
yet can't do fantasy stats
...

its...... snowingonmtfuji

Compacting the words
Will not fix the problem here
It just makes it worse

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#8

Quote:Originally posted by Justice@Oct 17 2016, 12:15 PM
im in the shl now
i dont know why i did this
cant even claim points

this is what happens when you take counting lessons from our fearless leader

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#9

Quote:Originally posted by ej27@Oct 17 2016, 02:22 PM


this is what happens when you take counting lessons from our fearless leader

Just read it as "I'm in the Schull now"

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#10

1... 2... rectangle... fuck

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#11

Deplor'bles galore
They exploit our league's loopholes
What jackassery

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#12

Quote:Originally posted by Eggy216@Oct 17 2016, 12:24 PM


Just read it as "I'm in the Schull now"

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#13

Detroit Falcons suck
Relocate to Cleveland now
Still a better place
#14

Fly-so-high Falcons
Acquire Deplorables
Then take a nose dive

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#15

bojo is a dork
fucker can't count syllables
refrigerator

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