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**.bojo** · 05-25-2017, 02:51 PM

Do you hate losing?

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Do you enjoy making it rain?

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Are you a fan of Dr. Pepper?

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Even if you answered no, fill out this form. We're pretty cool. I think?

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[b]Player Name:[/b]

[b]Position/Player Type:[/b]

[b]Minor League Team:[/b]

[b]What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON[/b]

[b]How important is money to you from contracts?[/b]

[b]What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?[/b]

[b]Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?[/b]

[b]Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?[/b]

[b]Give me your best pun.[/b]

[b]Optional[/b]

[b]Favo[u]u[/u]rite NHL team:[/b]

[b]Hobbies:[/b]

[b]Xbox/PS4/Steam username:[/b]

QuantumCowboy · 05-25-2017, 03:20 PM

Player Name:
Angelo Odjick

Position/Player Type:
LW - Power Forward

Minor League Team:
Vancouver Whalers Whalers

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
ROCKS!

How important is money to you from contracts?
Not overly, I have lots of media stuff I can do for money. I've not done as much lately due to a recent car accident.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Numbers don't lie, Halifax & Edmonton.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yep, questions to Slappy for his podcast for a few weeks, JR is in the Whalers LR and is great, Eni is in my DnD group and I've saved her life already.

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
I'd perfer it, I'd like at least 2 more seasons to help finish the Whalers rebuild.

Give me your best pun.
Making puns, huh?
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Toucan play that game.

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Favourite NHL team:
Vancouver Canucks, it's okay to pity me. Aggrieved

Hobbies:
Music, video games, netflix.

Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Xbox/PS4, I don't remember since I hardly turn them on.
Steam: Quantum Cowboy (Adding a space is original, I know! Wink

Also, Lucy likes you:
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**.bojo** · 05-25-2017, 03:24 PM

Lucy! <3

dizzyDC · 05-25-2017, 03:28 PM

Player Name:
Louie Garrett

Position/Player Type:
Wing/2 way forward

Minor League Team:
St. Louis Scarecrows

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Freedom #GodBlessAmericaYouSonsOfBitches

How important is money to you from contracts?
I'd like to get paid if that's what you're asking, but I also do media writing to make cash money.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
All of them, except mine. All of the them, except the team that drafts me.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yes, to a minimal degree though. Mostly just acquainted with folks. Like some people recognize me as a person who is in fact on the SHL site.

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Yes, preferred actually.

Give me your best pun.
My pun game is weak cause I'm not very punny.... I'm not a dad, these powers haven't been bestoyed upon me yet :(

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Favourite NHL team:
Sharks

Hobbies:
Video games, sports, crying at my student debt

Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Steam dizzyDC1

**.bojo** · 05-25-2017, 03:36 PM

Quote:Originally posted by dizzyDC@May 25 2017, 02:28 PM
[b]Hobbies:
...crying at my student debt[/b]

You're not a man until you've begged your mom for loan money! At least that's what I tell myself.

r1c3bowl22 · 05-25-2017, 03:39 PM

Player Name: Can't you read sigs?
Position/Player Type: Seriously, it's in my sig
Minor League Team: Omg fine. St. Louis.

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
PONTOON

How important is money to you from contracts?
Hello? Have you ever heard of the phrase "Acquire funds, copulate with women"?

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Vancouver, whatever team EuroCrap is on

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
No, I've never met 'em

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
...I thought you wanted to win.

Give me your best pun.
I had a joke about millennials, but it wouldn't work.

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Favourite NHL team: Senators
Hobbies: Listening to Bojo's snoring.....have I said too much??
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: Same username as here

**.bojo** · 05-25-2017, 03:48 PM

Quote:Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@May 25 2017, 02:39 PM
[b]Hobbies: Listening to Bojo's snoring.....have I said too much??[/b]

adamantium · 05-25-2017, 03:53 PM

Player Name: Finn KrÃ¼ger
Position/Player Type: Two-Way D
Minor League Team: Colorado Mammoths

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON

Mel Gibson.

...Despite the fact that Mel Gibson was not, in fact, in Platoon.

How important is money to you from contracts?

Not nearly as important as playing time. I can write to make money.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

Kelowna and... I don't know, New England.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?

Nope!

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?

Of course! One of the things I'm looking for out of a club is to let me stay down for a couple of seasons. I want to build up that TPE, dig?

Give me your best pun.

I've always thought puns were kinda cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

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Favourite NHL team: The Edmonton "How many 1st Overall?" Oilers
Hobbies: Sports, writing, video games, making music.
Xbox/PS4 username: PS4, regalcanadiantv (it was a long time ago, let's not talk about it)
Steam username: Currently it's Hunter 2-1, but it changes often and Hunter 2-1 is so generic it'd be hard to find.

sigs by me bitch

**.bojo** · 05-25-2017, 04:02 PM

Quote:Originally posted by adamantium@May 25 2017, 02:53 PM
I've always thought puns were kinda cheesy, but they make me feel grate.

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XLeafer · 05-25-2017, 04:07 PM

Quote:Originally posted by adamantium@May 25 2017, 02:53 PM

[b]What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

Kelowna and... I don't know, New England.[/b]

adamantium · 05-25-2017, 04:11 PM

Quote:Originally posted by XLeafer@May 25 2017, 03:07 PM

There's no emote that's blowing a kiss, so you'll just have to imagine it.

sigs by me bitch

goilers · 05-25-2017, 04:25 PM

Player Name: Sophia Bennett
Position/Player Type: RW - Sniper
Minor League Team: Vancouver Whalers

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Pontoon!

How important is money to you from contracts?
I would like to make some money, but I also do media and have a job to make sure I cna keep up with training and equipment.

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
Probably the last place teams, Halifax and Edmonton.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Ive had interactions with a couple, id say the person I know most is JR, hes in the Whalers discord so we talk quite a bit.

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
Yup, id rather stay down than be brought up and not be able to help the team, I also would like to help the Whalers get back on top.

Give me your best pun.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Optional
Favourite NHL team: Edmonton Oilers
Hobbies: Slowpitch, music and hanging with friends.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: I have PS4 but dont play it too often anymore.

DeletedAtUserRequest · 05-25-2017, 04:48 PM

Player Name:
Mike Izzy
Position/Player Type:
Power Forward
Minor League Team:
Knights

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
Knights

How important is money to you from contracts?
Not much, there are lots of tasks around the site to do to earn cash money

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?
(This should excite the crowd Tongue

).... Ill go with Whalers! and Edmonton

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?
Yes sir... As a prideful Knight i know about half the team Smile

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?
I would prefer it...

Give me your best pun.
I don't wanna be a player no more
I'm not a player I just fuck a lot
But you know Big Punisher still down by law
Who's down to crush a lot

lyrics by Big PUN -

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Favourite NHL team: - The Leafs!
Hobbies: Fantasy Sports commish for a 3 sport league and WWE live events

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ej27 · 05-25-2017, 04:53 PM

Player Name: Mikkamigo
Position/Player Type: I'll be whatever u want me to be, boo
Minor League Team: Knights

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON

BABOON

How important is money to you from contracts?

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What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

Whalers

Wait, what?

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?

Nah

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?

#truerookie

Give me your best pun.

How about 27 of someone else's best puns?

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Favourite NHL team: Stars
Hobbies: Losing, making it rain, and drinking Dr. Pepper
Xbox/PS4/Steam username: #nope

Ghostspeed · 05-25-2017, 06:34 PM

Player Name:

Wolf Von Hammersmark

Position/Player Type:

LW/RW. / Sniper

Minor League Team:

Colorado Mammoths

What is the first word you think of when you say... PLATOON
R.Lee Ermey....
Platoon=Boot Camp
Boot Camp=Drill Instructor
And Drill Instructor = R.Lee Ermey
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How important is money to you from contracts?

Somewhat, I intend to be a mercenary..

What team sucks the most in SMJHL? SHL?

SMJHL-Since they took us out of the playoffs ..Prince George

SHL-Any team without a S35 Prospects Thread.

Familiar with anyone already on West Kendall?

Not Sure

Are you okay with staying down in the juniors for possibly more than one season?

That's fine need time for my build

Give me your best pun.

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Optional
Favourite NHL team:
Coyotes w/Doane...Panthers w/ Jagr
Hobbies:
Sports, Shooting, BBQing & the new mysterious art of Fly fishing.
Xbox/PS4/Steam username:
Not on there anymore

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