Weekend Funtime: Contract Clause
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notorioustig
IIHF Federation Head Toast's Idiot of the Year 2021
One clause that @DrunkenTeddy and @Waters will need to accommodate in my next contract is that I require an additional signing bonus to be paid entirely in Starbursts. However, these can only be red Starbursts – if I catch any of that yellow or orange shit I'll file for a breach of contract and walk. Pink Starbursts are acceptable but not in place of red ones, merely as an additional bonus (or gesture of goodwill).
A smaller clause in the contract must also state that @Waters must tell me what a good boy I am at least once a day (on average, some variation permitted). |
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