10-13-2018, 07:30 PMnotorioustig Wrote: One clause that @DrunkenTeddy and @Waters will need to accommodate in my next contract is that I require an additional signing bonus to be paid entirely in Starbursts. However, these can only be red Starbursts – if I catch any of that yellow or orange shit I'll file for a breach of contract and walk. Pink Starbursts are acceptable but not in place of red ones, merely as an additional bonus (or gesture of goodwill).

A smaller clause in the contract must also state that @Waters must tell me what a good boy I am at least once a day (on average, some variation permitted).

Ill take tigs leftover Starbursts, aka the best ones with Yellow and Orange.