Team: Whale of a Time

Forward: Corey Bearss
Forward: Jon Ross
Forward: Conklin Owen
Defense: Adam Kaiser
Defense: Ludwig Koch Schroder
Goalie: The Corpse of Timo Haas

Synopsis: Bringing back a member from the dead and a whole lot of walkers to help aid the aging line up, we have the S30-31 Whalers reunited for an alumni skate of sheer dominance that the league has never seen before.

The team brings cup rings galore and trophies to match them as well. Timo Haas's corpse is strung up in net by some sturdy ropes and manned by a master puppeteer from the rafters. The team lines up against the NHL all stars, expecting a regular all star worthy game. Well unfortunately for the NHL stars who came to sip on mojitos and sign autographs with their copy/paste blond wives the SHL players come out to make a name for themselves. The physical play of Kaiser, the no holds bar slap shots of LKS, mixed with the relentless attack of the forward group catches them off guard and the SHL players get out to an early lead. The NHL team does wake up to some extent, but it's not enough as the SHL team was already in 6th gear, while the NHL team was trying to work out of the 3rd still. It's a land slide victory.