C: Jason Visser - Easy peasy decision here. Visser has been a top player in the SHL for like a million seasons now. There’s no reason not to bring him along.
W: Joe Kurczewski – There’s zero way I wouldn’t bring myself. I’ll score goals, and hit the shit out of people while we wreck the NHLers. Plus, I always show up in big games (see: playoffs) and I feel this idea would qualify.
W: Oisin Fletcher – Quite frankly, why not have the last few MVPs of the SHL play in this game? Fletcher is a star already, who’s only going to burn brighter playing with the S30 CrowBros.
D: Alexis Metzler – He’s just a great defender and I’ve always liked having him around. He’s been in a lot of situations and knows the game.
D: Jack Tanner – Tanner has been one of the SHL’s best defenseman for a few seasons now, yet since he’s stuck in nowheresville (San Fran) it feels like he doesn’t get the credit he deserves. Jack Tanner on a great team on a big stage? Let’s go get it.
G: Beaujeaux Biscuit – I was going to go FourFour Jr here, but I didn’t want two players from the same team. And quite frankly, Biscuit kicks ass and has won himself a few cups lately. Why the hell not? (227)