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Hey SHL idiot nerds. Just a heads up, we've uncovered ~130 players that require audits thanks to our new spreadsheet. Because of this, if you require an audit because your build is off, we know. We knew before you were even born, kiddo, don't start pestering us about it. We are actively working to get everyone in line and will now be able to prevent future issues without so much as lifting a finger.

If you think maybe you are owed more TPE than you have, but your build and TPE count check out (something we won't be checking for), then audit yourself like you would if you wanted to dispute a bank error.

Every team has an average of 8 players that need audited with anywhere from 1-50 tpe discrepancies (the higher ones are often errors in formatting and should not be cause for concern) so there is no one team or player that is receiving priority over another.

Seriously, just don't bug me about your audit or I'll make it worse.

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We all suck at counting, apparently.

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11-15-2018, 04:01 PMArGarBarGar Wrote: We all suck at counting, apparently.

Yea everyone does, who'd have guessed? Even I have trouble being mad at over 100 people.

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Clint Eastwood, Jun 10 2018,  09:36 AM Wrote:Can't buy love, but love can buy a lot.
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11-15-2018, 04:02 PMDude Wrote:
11-15-2018, 04:01 PMArGarBarGar Wrote: We all suck at counting, apparently.

Yea everyone does, who'd have guessed? Even I have trouble being mad at over 100 people.

If we all suck at counting, how do we trust your counting of 130 people?

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11-15-2018, 04:12 PMwumaduce Wrote:
11-15-2018, 04:02 PMDude Wrote: Yea everyone does, who'd have guessed? Even I have trouble being mad at over 100 people.

If we all suck at counting, how do we trust your counting of 130 people?

I'm the only one educated enough to count.

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Clint Eastwood, Jun 10 2018,  09:36 AM Wrote:Can't buy love, but love can buy a lot.
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11-15-2018, 04:18 PMDude Wrote:
11-15-2018, 04:12 PMwumaduce Wrote: If we all suck at counting, how do we trust your counting of 130 people?

I'm the only one educated enough to count.

No, you got a spreadsheet to count for you.

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11-15-2018, 04:29 PMNobody Wrote:
11-15-2018, 04:18 PMDude Wrote: I'm the only one educated enough to count.

No, you got a spreadsheet to count for you.
It's the only one educated enough to count.

I mean, I built it though.

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Clint Eastwood, Jun 10 2018,  09:36 AM Wrote:Can't buy love, but love can buy a lot.
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Spreadsheet broken? smh

Dude can't even =sum

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If you want to know if your build is off so you can audit yourself, pm me and I'll let you know. A successful self audit will earn you 5 upreps from me

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I thought this was the SHL not the IRS

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Mental Health Hotline Ontario - 1-866-531-2600
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 1-800-273-8255

Click here for a list of crisis centres within Canada
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11-15-2018, 05:54 PMSlashACM Wrote: If you want to know if your build is off so you can audit yourself, pm me and I'll let you know. A successful self audit will earn you 5 upreps from me

Pretty sure thats abusing the rep system. Wheres HO at?

For real though, how do we know if we were audited, did you send notification to the player?

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I can't believe the updaters missed that many errors, they should audit that department and their boss. Ninja

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