Competition is always high within SHL jobs; in order to differentiate themselves from the pack, the Graphics Graders made a bold decision not to grade. According to our sources, they feel it has paid dividends.

“I could sit down for an hour and grade this shit, or I can play Roblox, eat potato chips, and still get paid,” said one anonymous source. “What would you do? Wait, don’t answer that.”

The backlog of weekly submissions is now 2 full pages, about to become a third. The oldest submissions were posted all the way back in October.

“We’re making history here; we are trying to set the record for the longest period of zero activity within an SHL job. You gotta appreciate history in the making,” the anonymous source continued. “Do people want their money? Sure, but like my mom always said, what you want and what you get are two very different things.”

Some players are less than understanding of the new approach, and are demanding a time table for when their submissions will be graded. There is no clear answer presently for these unaccepting folks.

“I don’t when, or if, we’ll start grading again. Maybe April? Yeah, April sounds about right,” said the unnamed source. “We are more than just lazy. We are strategic geniuses. Our reasoning is foolproof; if we wait long enough, everyone will lose interest in creating graphics. And then we’ll have nothing to grade ever again!”

This is obvious satire. If you’re salty, you know it’s true

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uh oh

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Jolmi Koivu || RW/C || Colorado Raptors || 289TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 - COL || 66GP || 12G ||23A || 35P || +/-: 9 || 129 SOG
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Player History
Drafted Round 3 pick 36 to Colorado Raptors



Andrew Martin || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 722TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S42 - COL || 50GP || 8G || 8A || 16P || +/-: -1 || 44 SOG
S43 - COL/VAN || 50GP || 16G || 32A || 48P || +/-: 15 || 124 SOG
S44 - VAN || 50GP || 16G || 33A || 49P || +/-: 8 || 113 SOG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S42 - COL || 4GP || 0G || 2A || 2P || +/-: 0 || 5 SOG
S43 - VAN || 10GP || 7G || 4A|| 11P || +/-: 4 || 23 SOG
S44 || 14GP || 6G || 7A || 13P || +/-: 0 || 33SOG
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IIHF Stats
S43 - GER || 12GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: -3 || 5SOG
S44 - GER || 1GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: 0 || 0SOG
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S44 - HAM || 50GP || 12G || 13A || 25P || +/-: -13 || 95SOG
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Player History

S42:
Drafted 46th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Raptors
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with Raptors

S43:
Drafted 17th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks
Traded to Vancouver Whalers from Colorado Raptors
Won the S43 Four Star Cup with the Vancouver Whalers

S44:
Signed 1 year 2 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks

Yikes

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

i made a gfx at the beginning of the season and this mans right idk what theyre doin

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=130731

Yikers

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Apollo Seaborne #16 || D || Maine Timber
Position: D
Country: Canada
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S79-S?? | GP: 77 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: +10 | BS: 86 | H: 149
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SHL Career Statistics:
S?? | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 00 | H:00
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 000
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Career IIHF Statistics:
CAN | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P:00 | +/-: 0 | S: 000
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 29th OA to Maine Timber (S80)
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LARGEST PUNISHMENT IN SHL HISTORY

Everyone expecting this to be some big thing when the "I could have PM'ed someone but I lack the mental capacity to do so, so I made a post" threads are a dime a dozen around here nowadays

Everyone expecting this to be some big thing when the "I could have PM'ed someone but I lack the mental capacity to do so, so I made a post" threads are a dime a dozen around here nowadays

PM'ing someone because you thought they didn't grade it well is different from PM'ing someone who just hasn't done their job.

If I needed my boss to call me every morning before work you can bet I wouldn't have a job.

Lmao

Capy Bara || D || Vancouver Whalers
Name: Capy Bara
Age: 17
Birthplace: Japan, Sendai
Height: 6ft 11
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 1
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0+ | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -0 | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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Drafted 30th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers

Yeah, November we had a lot of graders travelling. Everyone will be back soon though and the grading should be caught up by Monday/Tuesday.

Does anybody want a graphics grader job? PM @King we are most likely looking to increase the team in the future to avoid situations like this, but also all people to gain experience with jobs on this site.

We have been slowing down for various reasons, much of which include a rotation of members internally opting out of the position, and life issues affecting activity in general for members of the graphics team. We are sorry as we would have liked these to be graded in a timely manner and appreciate this coming to light.

Also, fight me.

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Gib job

@karey @King Thanks for the actual replies to a troll thread lol, November can get kinda busy with holidays so it makes sense I am glad to hear that things are picking up again and hope you can find new guys for those who left

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@karey @King Thanks for the actual replies to a troll thread lol, November can get kinda busy with holidays so it makes sense I am glad to hear that things are picking up again and hope you can find new guys for those who left

This is not the fight I was hoping for.

My gloves are dropped.

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Does anybody want a graphics grader job? PM @King we are most likely looking to increase the team in the future to avoid situations like this, but also all people to gain experience with jobs on this site.

We have been slowing down for various reasons, much of which include a rotation of members internally opting out of the position, and life issues affecting activity in general for members of the graphics team. We are sorry as we would have liked these to be graded in a timely manner and appreciate this coming to light.

Also, fight me.

as someone who has never done a graphic in their life besides in high school classes i'd be happy to say 7 to 8 out of 10 on every graphic along with grading them. hit me up if u are interested ty

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