The continent of "Oi Yah Nah Too Right Cobber", colloquially known as Australia actually has a strong ice hockey history to the surprise of many and it's the perfect place to take an international game. Hosted in Alice Springs, the largest town in the centre of the desert with a population of 25186, people from all coasts will have an equal opportunity to flock to the middle of the great red nothing and get a glimpse of their favourite players, and get to keep that red dirt clothes stain that just refuses to ever leave.

Sure they'll have to build a stadium, hotels, new roads, probably upgrade the hospital... but that's all fine! The two teams that should play there you ask? Well of course it's got to be Canada vs USA, and two teams completely out of their depth in 45 degree celsius summer heat, so the only logical choices are the Winnipeg Jets and the Buffalo Stampede! The Edmonton Blizzard almost got selected, but Winnipeg has a colder record low, so they edged them out there.

Both teams can look forward to many interesting sights in Alice Springs! 

Here's just a snippet of the wonder that awaits:

Uluru (only a 6 hour drive away!)

Red Dirt!

The Alice Springs Reptile Park!

Alice Springs Desert Park!

More Red Dirt!

Camels!

And Prison!

See you there!