Hey guys, this is Nick Brain, and welcome to my billet's crib!

*crappy dubstep plays*

We're in a neighborhood that probably doesn't exist in Denver, with a nice scenic mountain view over a lot of the city. Hey look, we can see the rink from here! InGen Arena, home of the Colorado Raptors!

My billets are very successful people, they work in warehousing, and they're regular season ticket holders and billets for the Raptors. They take care of me cause my parents are in Calgary and I needed a place to stay, and boy, is this place awesome or what?

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You might see the sedan poking around the wall over here but thats not my car, my car is right here. Nice weird little SUV slash van slash station wagon hybrid thingy. Doesn't get the best gas mileage, but it seats the population of a small town, so I can use it to bring a bunch of the boys over to practise.

Now lets take a tour of the house shall we?

*quick tour ensues, nice bedrooms and bathrooms are shown off, balcony with a great view of wildlife, etc*

And here, we got my own personal mini-fridge, very important. Here we have the leftovers from a roast beef dinner I cooked for the rookies last night. We got the beast, some roast potatoes, honeyed carrots. Over here I've got some chicken parm sliders that I'm gonna heat up in the oven soon, that'll be the snack for the guys I'm driving to practise. Figured I do chicken parm sliders as a tribute to the legend Esa Anrikkanen. We got the sports drinks in the side, and theres some ground beef in the small freezer compartment, I'm using that to make some burgers on the balcony grill later. I'm quite the cook, it just feels right to be making my own food whenever I can.

And now we have my room, pretty basic, just the essentials. Bed, comfy chair, desk, TV, video game consoles, Winnipeg Jets poster, two pictures of me holding the draft jerseys, and of course, the piece de resistance......Qanba fightstick video game controller. Don't try to beat scrubs in Street Fighter without it.

*Action shot of Nick's Dan Koryuken-ing the holy hell out of a cameraman's Ryu ensues, followed by Nick doing the traditional victory dance before putting the cameraman in a headlock and giving him the pain in real life too.*

Alright well thats my crib, now I have to keep with the Cribs tradition and tell you as meanly as possible to get the hell off my property.......... before I unleash the hounds.

*Cameraman laughs, then the shot cuts to him being chased by the hounds and nom nom nommed on as the Cribs logo flashes over the bloody carnage that enuses.*