S46 PT #2 - SHL Cribs
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Muerto
Registered S15, S16, S24, S34, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
Yo welcome to SHL Cribs! For today's episode we venture to the neighborhood of Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco California! The birthplace of the Hippie movement in the 1960's is famous today for being the home of Pride player Goku Muerto! Let's take a tour of his home!
We enter the multi-level apartment complex and take the stairs up to the 5th floor. Down a hallway barely illuminated by the last flickering fluorescent bulb, we step over a homeless heroin addict lying in a puddle of what we presume to be his own urine. The door to Goku's apartment opens with a swift kick and we go into the one drably-wallpapered room which represents the living quarters of the Icelandic wunderkind. There is one blow-up mattress in the corner under a barred window, covered by a Spider-Gwen blanket (a gift from his den mother Koda Reid). In the other corner is a large flatscreen TV and hooked up with a Nintendo Switch currently showing the BotW start-up screen. The bathroom is around the corner, a wet towel in sloppily hung as a shower curtain. It is blue. We exit and go to the kitchen. The sink is overflowing with dishes and trash. Mostly In the fridge is a box of crayons and a pickle jar which has only brine in it, and no pickles. A veritable palace! S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK |
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