"Hey SHL Cribs, it's Sanyi, welcome to my crib located in downtown Kelowna. Here, I live with my roommates Nicholas Klaus and Nolan Sawchuk. It's a three bedroom, one bathroom apartment with a pretty spacious living room, a swell ass kitchen, and a storage closet where we keep our cleaning items that we never use. Haha, anyways, it's a cozy place, and it's the best we can do since, well, there's nothing really to do in Kelowna.

Anyways, the place came furnished with some dope ass couches, television, beds, tables, and so forth. Nothing too special but they're all pretty high quality. On top of that, we managed to snag one of the higher up apartments on the fourteenth floor of this building, so it comes with a nice view and a small porch. Saw's been trying to bring up a barbecue but our landlord's being a huge prick about it.

Oh, shit, nah you don't wanna open up the fridge. It's pretty gross. Anyways, that's our crib."

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