S46 PT #2 - SHL Cribs
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bluesfan55
IIHF Federation Head Too young for this shit
So, like, here's my house.
This is the living room. It's dirty cause we held a massive rager last night. Loki got super drunk and destroyed some of the gnomes in here. I have gnomes to remind me that I'm a short little man. So there's a big ass couch over there that's hella comfortable, some dank ass ottomans embroidered with memes, and a chair that Physty shat on last season. The game room is where I caught Bobby Bergen smoking 3 joints at once last season. We got the XBOX 1 and the PS4. All of the new games. All of the old games. I got every goddamn system. My bedroom is where I sleep and have sex with (prepare for bad Borat joke) MAH WIYYFE. I got a huge-ass king sized bed with the foamiest of memory foam mattresses. It's pretty awesome. So that's my house. Don't pull a Finn Kruger and steal all of my damn Chex Mix. That's my shit and you know it. And remember folks, if you ever need to sleep here, I got 200 couches where you can sleep tight. |
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