Hey, everyone, uh, welcome to SHL Cribs. Not sure why you guys decided to come to our apartment, but come on in...

So, last season, Jimmy Slothface, Perry Morgan, and I decided to get a place together in Halifax, and so far it's been good, but I guess you can decide for yourselves if that's true. As you can see, we try not to have a lot of things lying around, but we decided we each could make one decorative addition to the place. Here in the kitchen, you'll notice that there's this SodaStream thing here. That's Perry's. Uh, I know it makes soda, but he won't let us touch it, so we're just going to keep going... We don't really have anything in the fridge that you need to see... You'll see my cactus named after Troy on the counter over there. I don't know if Troy Reynolds knows it's named after him yet, but they're both a bit prickly on the outside and sweet on the inside. Jimmy and Perry think it's a communal cactus, but it's not.

As you can see on the wall over there, I chose the "dogs playing poker" portrait for my home decoration. It's Cassius Marcellus Coolidge's "A Friend in Need," which I made myself remember, because you should know the names of the paintings in your house, right? There's no real reason for me to have that, but yeah... Watch your step in the family room, Jimmy's got his iRobot Roomba thing. His name is Rupert and he's Jimmy's pet. Rupert's pretty chill. I guess some of us grow up having pet rocks at kids, and some of us grow into adults with pet Roombas. Go figure.

Moving on, uh, thankfully, we each have our own rooms and the rent is pretty good. That's all you get to see. Hope it was worth the footage.