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Casimir Stevens lives in a van down by the river. His SHL salary was blown on some crazy ass expensive equipment, apparently pads cost $8.5 million these days and Stevens only got a $3million contract! It's about 40 square feet big with a mattress in the back. The cool thing is that the house is a moving car too! He can't afford any additional cars. There's no fridge so he gets a lot of his meal from Terrence Nova's fridge. Nova has lots of nice lobster and steak, fresh produce, and all the supplements needed to keep training. Stevens also uses Nova's personal chef and steals his credit card to put gas into the van house. Also it takes a lot of time driving back and forth between Vancouver and Minnesota all the time, so when he has a bad game blame it on being tired from not having enough money to afford a house