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Player Name: Hiro Fujikawa
6. Controversy

Alert, alert - we got some crazy shit coming your way on Undercover SMJHL. Anaheim Outlaws winger, sniper and Japanese elite talent was recently spotted in and around the White House with President of the United States, Donald Trump. Rumours on the street have officially been confirmed that Donald Trump was trying to build a special bond with the Japanese people and a close friend to the Don says the reasoning could be that his relationship with China right now is currently fucked (but who likes China? Who REALLY likes China?). So, what better way to gain respect from your other countries leaders than to make friends with one of their prodigies. I mean, look at Ovie and Putin. A friend of Ovie's may as well be a friend to Putins.

They were spotted at Trumps personal restaurant, AKA McDonalds - slipping in for a Big Mac, Fries (extra salt, baby) and some nuggets with a diet coke. Over the course of the meal, we sent in our super spy Igor Nigarov (you said it, not me). During the meal, President Trump made 666 false claims and gave Fujikawa a false financial report about building the wall stating "The Mexicans will pay for the wall". He also was heard whispering "I can touch women wherever, whenever - even in the pussy at 3am". Needless to say, he still gets stuff done. Go Trump!

Who knows what comes of this Story - so stay tuned for some updates and stuff like that. NEXT UP: Lindsay Lohan seen shitting in a Starbucks coffee cup; Stocks Fall 63% due to pink eye scare"