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Every party I go to is a Halloween Party. I’m that scary. Having won 11 out my 12 fights this year… I’m horrifying. However we did have a “real” Halloween Party. I dressed up as myself because there simply is nothing scarier. Other people had costumes too, JNH dressed up as an old retired man with a gold club set… then I realized it wasn’t a costume. He is just old, retired and came to the party from the golf course. People were playing classic games, like bobbing for apples. I realized the game is a super spreader activity so I ended it by grabbing an apple with my mouth and head butting the bottom of the bucket breaking it in half… ending the game for everyone. People did not believe me when I said I did it to protect everyone else but I did. After that we hit George Street for a good time… I remember nothing.

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Since Anchorage was traveling to Detroit for playoff games this Halloween week they decided to lighten up the mood a little bit by dressing up for the team trip over to Detroit this week. The move obviously provided a spark since they ended up taking the series that next game so it was a good decision by the management team to put some fun on the team trip to lighten up the move. Some highlights of players who dressed up were the goalie tandem Scoochie Stratton and Chimkin Tendy dressed up as swiss cheese by popular express. With such an awful regular season they decided to poke some fun at the fact of their terrible .893 save percentage. Some other good ones were that Lemo Phil dressed up as a lemon. Bork Lazer surprisingly dressed up as a simp since he lost a bet with Pojo about who would have the most fights on the team this year. Tune into the Anchorage Instagram account for the other costumes.

John Donair hosted a promotional Halloween party with Danny "Bananas" Foster, owner of Foster's Gym in metro Los Angeles. Donair dressed up as a Donut and Foster, obviously, donned a gigantic banana costume. It couldn't be a huge event with regulations, but they made do.

Some other Outlaws and Panthers players showed up to the event, along with a lot of people hoping to shed their Quarantine Fifteen and get in on some exercise plans from the enforcer himself. Boxman II, in spite of his early retirement, managed to wear a Box over his head. It didn't win best costume or anything, but it was a funny play on words like John and Danny's costumes. The winner of best costume was definitely Collin Gibbles, who got a custom fit Outlungus costume. Absolutely incredible. Honorable mention went to Ryu Jones, dressing up as Chun Li from Street Fighter (my goodness those legs) and Thomas Rose dressed as Colonel Sanders. It was a good day had by all!

For this year's Halloween party former and current Hamilton players decided to dress up as each other.

Aaron Wilson dressed up as Gabriel Johnson and kept yelling racial and homophobic slurs all night
Gabriel Johnson dressed up as Aaron Wilson and kept telling everyone to shoot and not to pass, threatening to trade them if they don't do what he told them to
Samuel Michaud dressed up as A Jobin and kept repeating I'm here
A Jobin dressed up as Samuel Michaud and kept showing NSFW pictures on his phone to everyone
Dale Miller dressed up as Simon Takshak and kept saying nothing but "e"
Simon Takshak dressed up as Dale Miller and kept repeating that he is not inactive
Hugh Jazz dressed up as Jagger Fouquette and kept telling everyone how much he loves playing for BAP
Jagger Fouquette dressed up as Hugh Jazz and kept saying he was going to rat everyone
Former Steelhawk JP Gay dressed up as Skao Anazibf and kept reciting "hey everyone welcome to the nour harrak variety hour, im nour and we’re gonna me talking about the shl"
Skao Anazbif dressed up as JP Gay and kept trying to prove to everyone that he wasn't racist, at least not as racist as Gabe

Halloween is a wild time in Los Angeles, plenty of notable faces out having a good time and the players on the Panthers were no exception. As expected, Jimmy Wagner was dressed up in a Black Panther costume as he and his girlfriend Kate went to a house party with Michael Fox and Jimmy Slothface. The former New Orleans forwards had some friends that lived in Los Angeles and they were hosting a costume party that night. The party was good but largely uneventful until late in the night when a hefty splash came from the pool. The three hockey players had jumped down to the pool from the second story of the house to a roaring cheer from the guests watching. The night wrapped up soon after that and the hosts joined the 4 of them to some late night diner eats to soak up the drinks before they took their Ubers separate ways.

Look, it's been a weird year for the San Francisco Pride. We are *deep* into that rebuild, so that means that most of the guys were too lazy to even show up to the holiday party. However, those of us who were checking our e-mail and got that evite, we were totally pumped. You'd think a team that ended the season with only four wins wouldn't have much to celebrate, but these guys know that the best is yet to come and hey, it's better than Tampa Bay did that one year, right? My costume definitely wasn't the best because I'm always a little behind the times. You would think my Joe Exotic costume would have been a hit because Tiger King only came out in March, but this is a truly strange year and March was now an eternity ago. Cillian Kavanagh's was probably the best because he dressed like Brett Kavanaugh and MAN that was frightening. (Yes, I know their names are not spelled the same way but it's still funny.) Henrik picked the music, so we all jammed to old school Halloween favorites like "Monster Mash" and it was all very wholesome and delightful, just like Henrik. Just imagine how bumpin' the party will be once we start winning some games, y'all.

Rikard never really understood the appeal of Halloween. Through the years of in the J, this holiday party has started to grow on Hammarberg. Rikard slowly embraced the tradition of wearing a costume and having fun with the team. With the pandemic going on this year, things were a bit tamer, and the party was restricted to only teammates this year, without significant others. This year’s Halloween party was also slightly different, as everyone decided to dress the same way.

With Robert Phelps retiring at the end of the season, the Steelhawks decided to throw Phelps a retirement party at the Halloween party this year, and thus everyone dressed up as their favorite old man. With everyone purchasing the same old man Einstein wig from the same store, it was quite a site to see when everyone looked the same, even though Phelps was not in on the costume idea. The team was just extremely good at imitating the retiree. With the festivities out of the way, it is time to focus on the playoffs.

This year I was a ciggarete and tom fiddler was my lighter. Zoltan dressed up as cocaine and dwight as a mirror its was a good time clean Andrei even dropped by and did some beer bongs. After that cuddles came strolling through and reprimanded everyone and told us to knock it off. Phineas gold stopped by too and acted a fool seeing as his drug problem still isnt under wraps @Z0REM it was all good though it brought back out my inner kracken days where I'd get smashed daily. Today though sucks because of everyone being so fucking hungover it's a damn nightmare. Anyways heres to getting drunk again because fuck does this hurt we even had a hulu hoop contest and drank old milk. Just a bunch of knuckle heads who cant do anything right its whatever though gimme another brew. Hey cuddles got a black eye no one knows how it happened though.

The Texas Renegades, having received a first round bye after winning their division in the S56 regular season, had a week off before their playoffs started against the Chicago Syndicate. During this time, the Renegades held their annual Halloween party, with all the Renegade players showing up in a variety of costumes. White Goodman dressed up as the Wolverine. There was a bit of controversy when both Patrick Niederreiter and Edward Williams both showed up dressed as Mike Wazowski and the two had a good-natured argument over who had the better costume. There were more than a few players who dressed up as stars from other sports, with Noah Brusky dressing up as Green Bay Packers superstar Aaron Rodgers while Mikkel Asmus Sondegard was dressed up as Bo Bichette, the young slugger who plays for the Toronto Blue Jays. And apparently no one told Eric Hudson it was a Halloween party as he arrived without a costume but with a beer in hand.

In order to encourage proper social distancing this year, the Tampa Bay Barracuda Halloween Party took place on the water. Everyone decked out their various water craft, from jet skis to leisure boats, in spooky dressing and drove around the bay. The biggest fright came when the prospects Elwulf Jericson and Colin Lambert @rum_ham decided it would be fun to rig up a few of the jet skis to remote controls and drive them around the bay. What they didn't realize was that setting throttles to a controller should be left to the professionals. About 10 minutes into their fun, the receiver went haywire and refused to accept any commands. The jet skis began to make a beeline towards the nearest boat and nearly collided with it before Lambert decided to jump onto the nearest one and shut it down. As punishment, Jericson was required to give up all of his candy to everyone present and act as delivery boy. The giant chicken costume really helped to set the scene for the night.

The Platoon’s Halloween Party happened the day before Halloween as the team was on the plane to the West coast for a series of away games.
Luca Del Vecchio showed up wearing the team’s mascot costume, Luc-Pierre Lespineau-Lebrunette came dressed as a mime, Karl Krashwagen came in full goalie gear, pretending to be Marques Brownlee. Other notable highlights were Ethan Duncan dressed as a sheep and Valentin Kalashnikov dressed as a gun.
Some drama occurred when Timmy McGinn, the team’s official mascot employee burst into the room yelling to get his costume back and attacking Luca Del Vecchio. Simothy Drunkenbird, dressed as a…. bird, defended Luca and hit McGinn with a [plastic] bottle of alcohol. Chaos ensued as disguised players joined the brawl, trying to separate the men from one another.
General Manager, Jonathan Ross ( @JR95 ) came dressed as a hockey puck. But the costume was too large and he was stuck outside the room as the drama occurred. Better luck next time.

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The Toronto North Stars Halloween Party was at Ursin Zimmermanns house. Ursin made a big buffet for everyone and a bar to drink. So they could eat first and after eating they woud start the party. More was more or less in one of the coolest costumes there ever was. A self made turtle bodysuit with an electrical guitar. He was giving some privat concerts during the party. Squally was dressed as a ship chef with some nice toronto logos on his dress. Carpy was in a red panda suit. Meszaros was dressed as a trash bin to troll around. Dex was dressed as a hot street dancer even tough he was sleeping during the whole party. Because he was tired from cooking all the food with ursin and mika. They cooked a ton of food. With the help of mika they cooked some meat in a slow cooker which they got from honkers.

so guy zheng completely forgot about halloween this year, understandably so because of the whole coronavirus situation you know? however, he was invited to simon @Briedaqueduc leblanc at his offseason home in Longueuil to hang out over the weekend, and since we're currently having a shortened season with a later start date in my head because that's my head cannon and it's the only way this story will work, players are still in their offseason homes, waiting for the start of the season to happen. so, at simon's home, guy was pleasantly surprised to see gabriel @Gwdjohnson "Gone Wild" johnson there at his halloween party. it was just the trio at the party, because of social distancing guidelines and everything, so it was just a small gathering, but the three of us all put a lot of effort into our costumes. gabe dressed up as the state of wisconsin along with a wheel a cheese, simon was completely naked aside from wearing a cock cage, calling his costume the "Longueuil Terminus", and guy zheng was dressed up as a burger boy. gabe had the best costume by far