Simulation Hockey League

Going into this season, Gabriel Johnson was the all-time leader in FHM goals and points among SHL defensemen. Of course, with how this season is going that won't hold up tho sadge

Reid Sutherland got traded for a 2nd round pick, and is by far the least valuable of his S53 classmates. @roastpuff got traded for a massive sum of 3 first round picks, and @juke got a million picks traded for him from CHI. @jeffie43 was traded for 2 firsts+ as well. This makes Reid by far the least valuable S53 earner in existance.

Lev Lebedev holds the record for the most amount of Red Bulls shot gunned right before a game. The number was so high that it was almost considered a performance enhancing drug.

Edward Williams is going to the be all-time points leader in the 50-game FHM era which lasted a whopping 4 seasons (S53-S56). This was by far my favorite reason for switching to FHM. The record is 64 points. 

Also, I have no proof but I feel like I am the first player in history to win Rookie of the Year for both SMJHL and SHL and also score the Game-Winning Goal to win the first cup (since I'd been there) for each respective team. 

Future MVP material @JSS

Vaseline Podcalzone can juggle. Not just regular plastic balls either, he can juggle hockey pucks. While riding on an unicycle. Why does he know how to juggle hockey pucks while riding an unicycle? Great question, and I don't think I have an answer to that question unfortunately.

WC: 48

Alimony Tony holds the record for purchasing the most beers for all fans in attendance of Armada games. In one game he purchases 26,347 beers. The wealthy man is a such a giver.

Emilia Bergman is, surprisingly, the best Season 54 player to have created within 3 hours of her SMJHL Draft. Please conveniently ignore the fact that there were only a couple of other players that created in the next 24 hours (none of them are above her in the TPE rankings).

Fact of the day: Jon Toner is actually the leading scorer for defenseman in Los Angeles franchise history. He also owns a brewery back in Ireland with his brother.

Did you know that @goldenglutes didn't get his name from is arse being actually made form gold? No, in fact, his name comes from old english, the british island being called "Englutes" in the ancient times. Since he was such a fan of the old country, and wanted them to win olympic gold in ancient greece, he named himself Gold - Englutes. Now you might say, why did no one else have this nickname back in the days then? It's simple, internet didn't exist in ancient greece times so no one could take the name first.

Aviad Ratzon was at his best in the playoffs. He was terrible the rest of the time even though he played top six minutes for most of his career. If he hadn't sucked so much in the regular season he could have been a hall of famer

Some people might not know this about me but I was actually in the SHL very early on, something like Season 3 or Season 6 is when my first player came around. Claudio Krejci was my first player, I was drafted by the Winnipeg Jets by Leafs4Ever and played on a line with Ron Mexico

A few fun Jonathan Lundberg facts. He played for 10 different teams over his career. On top of that, his rights were held by two other teams that I can remember, but he didn’t play any games for those teams. He didn’t play a single game for the team that drafted him. Because of how all the trades worked out over the course of his career, he lost two games in one season, but gained one back in another. His career ended with 999 games played. He was the third player in league history to reach 3000 career hits.

@inverted

Finn Rotzbua has been trying to get into the world of hockey for some time, but has had a lot of trouble with the actual mechanics of the game. He had trouble skating, but he knew how to hit and had a wicked powerful shot. Golf Pro Chubbs Peterson discovered Finn's talent when he found Rotzbua hustling country club members by betting them he could drive a golf ball further than them. He eventually went on to win the Tour Championship, beating out early favorite favorite, Shooter McGavin.

Here is a fun fact: Ryan Gardner once ate four entire Chicken Parmesan subs before a game, and the number four holds significance here because it is also more goals than he has ever scored in a game.

Fun fact about Axel Foley is he actually like, well, he liked the Dragons more growing up as a kid, so it's really awkward that he plays for the Blizzard now. Even though he is dedicated to playing for Edmonton as long as possible, he actually owns more Dragons jerseys in his home than Blizzard jerseys, with the likes of Driftwood, Vilde, and Anrikkanen on the backs. He recently made a splurge on a Joseph Weston jersey with the flaming captain's C on it, just cause he can't help but cheer for those guys.