Simulation Hockey League

My boy @leviadan secretly knows the lyrics to every song on three different Nickelback albums. However, he often only sings how you remind me - which at this point has become a team jam.

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All of my previous and current teammates would probably prefer I don't share anything about them in this task. It's kinda creepy that I would even consider doing that. Look, ponies!

The biggest fun fact about Daud Ramza is that he is the first user to be able to do undertaker eyes on the Carolina roster. Reports have his teammates saying "Woah, that's cool" and "ewww, make him stop" either way, he's kind of a legend for it.

Alex Reay was the first player in SHL history to win the Ron Mexico, Sarmad Khan, Sergei Karpotsov and Jay McDonald trophies in the same season.

Since breaking into the league, I was the best player ever to lace up for the Maine Timber leading the franchise in points from S53 until graduating to the SHL in S57. It took the league moving to 66 games for someone to finally break my record. Respect to Johnny Tsunami for scoring more goals than me in less games though.

Fun fact: Teylora Petrov is the biggest Taylor Swift fan in the league. This is statistically true that he is the biggest fan by a number of factors that go into the Taylor Swift scale.

A fun fact for Joseph Weston is he had a six point game one time, a 9-3 victory over Winnipeg that featured five goals and an assist. It was fucking awesome

A fun fact that I am not to proud of it that since doing the SHL in 2012 I have yet to win a challenge cup which is likely the longest cup drought out of any active member on the site.

Jonny Tsunami is the best surfer in the world, which everyone already knows, however the person behind Jonny Tsunami doesn't know how to swim lol.

Vladmir Petrov has the record for being the biggest Petrov in all ways imaginable. You think of it, and Vladmir holds that record, because after all, he is the best Petrov, so why wouldn’t he have the record.

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Kelly Rivet was my first player and a lot of people don't know that - FUN FACT - he had a rare heart condition, endocarditis, that ended up killing him off.

Don't mess with hearts!

Here is a fun fact about my roommate, Luffy Richard. Last season, season fifty-nine, Luffy Richard was the only minus player in the North Stars roster. I remind him of this any time his head gets too big.

Austin Roenick is actually Welsh and betrayed his people and joined the English and then betrayed the English and joined the Canadians. The nerve on him to betray so many nations.

I'm a bad GM and haven't updated our historical thread with last season's information, but I am 99% certain that Teddy's very own FHM-era rookie record still holds.  In S54 the player formerly known as Teddy Park managed to accumulate 37 PIMs as part of a young Kelowna squad.  That's good for a Knight record even with the change to 66 game seasons!