Simulation Hockey League

Ramen is our locker room’s BIGGEST boomer, at a staggering 69 years old I’m surprised he even knows how to skate. He keeps sending me candy crush invites too when I thought the game died like 10 years ago

The boomer player on the Detroit Falcons would obviously be mister "deemed inappropriate". He is always making inappropriate comments at the most inoppoturtune time. He sits with his laptop on the plane is is always booting up some old games like Franchise Hockey manager 6. We used to make fun of him for playing East Side Hockey manager, but this seems to be his new things. Always running a test or seeing how to improve his team. Someone should probably tell him nobody plays that game anymore.

The Newfoundland Berserkers' locker room token boomer is definitely SDCore who, despite not being on the team, is a big presence in the room as he shouts at the clouds.

@Fluw is our token boomer, @Eggcracker9 can back me up, Fluw is in his young 80s. Sprightly for 82, or is it 84? Always talking about going outside and fresh air. Anyways, old man confirmed.

Our boomer is the whole team. Apparently we're all so old we've forgotten how to read properly except for a few of us. Scoochie Stratton can barely walk at this point though so I'd say him for sure.

At this point the boomer player on the New England Wolfpack is most definitely Yxskaft. He's so much older than the rest, he needs to take a nap between shifts.

The Panthers' team boomer has gotta be @Frenchie . We have a couple dads on the team but his child is one of our oldest, and he's one of our GMs on purpose. Boomer-ass job, being an SHL GM. Thanks Frenchie!

The boomer on my team (Newfoundland) can really only be me. I usually have no idea what all the young folks are talking about. And what is this modern Farmville stuff? We didn't have that when I was young.

Slip McScruff is the resident boomer on the team. Bro has been around since the dark ages and still is kicking as a 3rd line dman in the league. No clue how he does it.

Correct, it do be me. My meme game, gif game - all the games that represent youth and freshness - are completely out of date. I'm an MSN Messenger guy.

Our biggest Boomer isn’t a player, but our one and only GM, @TheSparkyDee. He’s such a boomer, that when me, Jay and Alaska are sitting playing some poker on a plane flight, he’s over in the corner smoking a cigar and reading some 1920’s novel.

Well there are lots of actual boomers on team but the one that behaves the most boomer like is @honkerrs who still hasn't figured out internet and routinely forgets his password to log into the site to update.

The Texas Renegades' token boomer would have to be Magnus Liljestrom. He's already retired but still playing for the team for one last season. He always has to adjust his glasses to look at plays on the whiteboard and has done it so much he'll even adjust them before talking to any of the teammates. He's the first one in bed but you can bet he's almost always the first one at the rink.

Both Nevada and Toronto have their fair share of boomers, but it's actually shnopple lopple who is the one who sends emails and calls us on the phone which is really strange. He's like the youngest guy.