Simulation Hockey League

Now we present the Jay McDonald Trophy to the top goal-scorer in the SHL. There was a time not long ago when this award spent three straight seasons in Minnesota thanks to Chernika Banananov and Lord Pretty Flacko. It hadn’t returned to them since Season 32, but now it is back. Last season, with 29 goals, Sebastian Strange of the Minnesota Chiefs won his first McDonald Trophy! Congratulations, <a href='index.php?showuser=2151' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Bishop</a>! Glad you could make it, fresh off a gold-medal victory for Russia in IIHF!

Next is the Sergei Karpotsov Trophy. This honor is presented to the top point-scorer in the SHL each season. With 65 points, this goes to some shithead named Zach Evans on the Winnipeg Jets. Go fuck yourself, <a href='index.php?showuser=2327' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-69'>ztevans</a>.

Now, for the awards everyone came for, as voted on by the awards committee

<div align="center">First, the John McBride Trophy. This award is presented to the league's best goaltender each season. This season, the nominees are three netminders from the SHL S31 Draft Class, and they are...

Jeff Kirkstone
Olli O'Koivu
Georgette Pel</div>

And the Season 38 John McBride Trophy winner is...

Quote:Originally posted by ztevans@Jan 25 2018, 09:05 PM


I was promised hot dogs, Izzy, not popcorn. This is unacceptable.

Delicious dogs here!

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JEFF KIRKSTONE

Congratulations to <a href='index.php?showuser=2245' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Grapehead</a>!

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Quote:Originally posted by ztevans@Jan 25 2018, 09:09 PM
Next is the [b]Turd Ferguson Trophy, which goes to the SHL player who accrued the most penalty minutes during the season. I’m honestly surprised people don’t just stand up and go to the restroom during this part of the awards show. Six times in the last seven seasons, the outcome for this award has been the same. It’s the guaranteed 1 TPE on your Award Predictions. It’s the man who might require us to rename this award at this point. Your Season 38 Turd Ferguson goes to Danny Foster of the Los Angeles Panthers! Congratulations, <a href='index.php?showuser=1583' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>GCool</a>![/b]

this awards going to end up being renamed to the Danny Foster some day...

<div align="center">Next, we present the Scott Stevens Trophy. This award is presented to the best defenseman each season. It is guaranteed to go to a first-time winner this season, as all three nominees have not previously won the award.

This season’s Scott Stevens nominees are …


Jasper Clayton
Zander Rhys
Max Weber</div>

And the winner is...

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JASPER CLAYTON

Congratulations to <a href='index.php?showuser=1765' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-4'>Eggy Nog</a>!

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And change your damn user name, Christmas is over.

Congrats Eggy!

<div align="center">Now it is time to present the Jeff Dar Trophy. This award is presented each season to the best two-way forward in the SHL. The nominees are as follows …

Corey Bearss
Zach Evans
Jonathan Lundberg</div>

And the award goes to...