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RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - JayWhy - 08-13-2020
This is an odd one, but I'm bad at relaxing. I'm always go-go-go, and have trouble sitting still and just taking a break. I want to get things done, and when those are done I want to have more things to do.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - bk1689 - 08-13-2020
Brennan Kennedy Jr is great at just about everything, the one thing that he is not great at though is limiting his carbs. He plays on one of the biggest foodie teams in the league, the Calgary Dragons. This is the team that chicken parms built and by god does Kennedy partake in the glutonous eating. Right after Esa Parmborg, Kennedy has been known to destroy the most parms on the team.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - XLeafer - 08-13-2020
Austin Roenick is arrogant and has a big ego and he is also a selfish prick so basically he only cares about himself and not the whole roster. So that is his weakness and he needs to fuck off with it and learn to care for others as well.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Bongo - 08-13-2020
I am bad at golf. I do not know whether I shoot left or right and I always shoot the ball out into the woods. I really suck and I see children who are better than me and it makes me want to quit. It sucks.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Snoopdogg - 08-13-2020
Daniel Laforest is terrible at managing his money, he walks into stores and just buys whatever his heart desires without ever looking at the price tags. Not an overly big spender but just careless when price shopping!
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - hotdog - 08-13-2020
Eko van Otter is surprisingly bad at driving a car - you'd think he'd possess all the hand-eye coordination necessary to be a great driver, but he actually doesn't know how to drive and doesn't even have a license
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Thelastheraclid - 08-13-2020
On the ice Nat Emerson isn't afraid of anything. Not even blocking the hardest shot in the league but off the ice he will run screaming at even the hint of basic math that needs to be done without a calculator. Emerson probably should have spent more time in the classroom than the rink if he wanted to not have the math skills of a 1st grader.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - hhh81 - 08-13-2020
Cassius Darrow is an excellent (some might say elite) hockey player. Unfortunately, he is freaking awful once you put him in front of a camera. The dude is about as charming as wet cardboard and dont even get me started about the guy trying to deliver a script! It's bad. Let us put it another way: if Cassius Darrow was a D&D character, charisma is his dump stat.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Mack - 08-13-2020
Mack Daddy is just bad at backing up a boat. The first time I was in a narrow alley and trying to get it into a small garage. It was not easy but I just kept going and got it done. Whenever I know I will need to back up a boat or trailer in a small area I have to mentally prep myself.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Renomitsu - 08-13-2020
Flirting! Emilia Bergman's off-the-ice game is pretty bad because her English is decent, but she doesn't understand a lot of the innuendos, double entendres, or idioms of the American language. She's certainly gotten better with it over time, but while her foreign education and mannerisms are excellent and endearing, she can sometimes come off as a bit oblivious in that regard.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Cyanide - 08-13-2020
Balzams cannot ride a bike at all. At the ripe age of 7 he his dad left him 5 kilometres away from home in the middle of the frozen wasteland of Latvia. He told him the only way home is on a bike. Since he couldn't get the hang of it he just walked home in the cold and has never ridden a bike since.
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RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Ferda - 08-13-2020
Augustus Wang has never been the best at problem solving.
While Wang is able to show his exceptional hockey skills on the ice, he lacks many life skills that are essential in being a normal human being. Maybe that can explain why he's so good at hockey, but absolutely terrible at everything else. Here are a couple of recent example of Augustus' lack of critical thinking abilities just by going off his Twitter feed:
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Next, you can see Augustus is unable to control his sexual drive even while on the bench. While the timestamp is not visible in the image, Augustus sent the tweet during a practice scrimmage in Buffalo. The Twitter post only provides further evidence towards the rumor that Wang has, in fact, relieved himself while on the bench.
From these two posts alone, you can see that Augustus has issues with self-control, problem solving, and critical thinking. He is unable to resist his primal instincts and resorts to his reputation as a professional athlete to affirm his weird life choices. Thankfully, Augustus is still considered as one of the more normal players in the SHL, unlike Hamilton Steelhawks' Gone Wild "Gabriel" Johnson.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - SFresh3 - 08-14-2020
Ryu Jones has a bad time with names when he first meets up with them. He initially thought that his Anaheim GM was named Brennan. It usually takes Ryu a couple of meetings with him before actually finally get it in his head that his name is Brandon.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - Henrik - 08-14-2020
One timers and slapshots is something that Henrik Lekberg Osterman never has been particularly good at. He has always preferred the wrister and while he works hard on every facet of his game, one timers and slapshots are Still below average for him.
RE: S55 mPT #3 - you can't be good at everything - FleshBagSoup - 08-14-2020
One thing that Slimey Snail is definitely bad at is looking normal. Being five feet tall and three hundred pounds isn't ideal if you are trying to avoid attention but Slimey doesn't mind it at all.