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RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - Flowseidon - 09-28-2018
the real imposter is none other than asspancakes, coming back to regain his glory as the leagues top scorer. Izzy stands shocked, almost fainting before declaring to the crowd that this mean...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - Durden - 09-28-2018
That everyone is going to turn into Renegade fans and boycott PTs that are created like this. The people weren't having fun reading pointless things to....
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - GeckoeyGecko - 09-28-2018
Treason! "It's treason, then!" shouts Izzy, before drawing a t-shirt cannon from underneath his jersey. Before he can fire, though, he's cut off by...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - JT3 - 09-28-2018
...none other than Mr.Shit, swinging in out of nowhere on a rope, straight towards Izzy.. He shouts, "no stupid, u no kill asspancakes he nice man I gonna fuck u up", as he pulls from his pocket...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - caltroit_red_flames - 09-28-2018
... a heartfelt apology written by both Mr. Shit and Asspancakes to Izzy, Eggy and the rest of the SHL. He gives the note to Izzy and asks that he read it to the rest of the SHL and a hearing be held on whether or not the two of them can rejoin the league. We cut to the hearing where Eggy sits in front of the SHL as judge and a GM from each team is part of the jury. People are arguing...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - luke - 09-28-2018
... Saying that asspancakes shouldn’t be allowed back in the SHL, mr pancakes sit in the seat next to his lawyer, Mr Shit as testimonies are coming in throughout the league as people are yelling at him for tripping people every night. Same is on the prosecutor arguing to the judge and jury about....
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - BarnabasCollins - 09-28-2018
the fact that people hate pancakes and they love waffles. All of a sudden a voice booms out “AWWWWWWWW SHL! DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS 5-TIME CHAMPS, AND FEEEEEEL THE POWWAAAAAAAA!” And the New Day comes out throwing pancakes at......
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - Ace - 09-28-2018
Gritty! Gritty, being the grittiest mascot to ever grace the world, dodged the pancakes and even caught one and gobbled it in one bite. “Asspancakes is my son, and everything he’s done wrong is a result of his upbringing. Please forgive him.”
Gritty then...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - iamslm22 - 09-28-2018
Walked over the AssPancakes and stood next to him and said don't you see the resemblance? AssPancakes looks just like me, he has the same vacant look even down to the way he .....
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - King - 09-28-2018
....grabs his son, swoops him up in his arms, and turns to run away with him. When asspancakes looks gritty in the eyes. Gritty looks down at his son "WHATS WRONG?! DON"T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR OLD MAN?!" .... Asspancakes replies "Oh I recgonize him alright, I recognize that you're NOT HIM!" Asspancakes then grabs on gritty's face and pulls it off, revealing it was a mask, underneath the mask it was actually.....
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - Sean - 09-28-2018
...A Philadelphia Flyers marketing executive.
"Listen to me SHL members, we obviously have our ears to the ground on modern culture. You think Gritty is good, our mascot for your league is going to be even better! It is...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - kobel9 - 09-28-2018
The Evil Wizard from the movie Blades of Glory! He's back with a vengence and his primary goal is to reap havoc on all of the....
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - Mavfatha - 09-28-2018
...heinous players that have chose to neglect checking in this league. He said "This league has become much too soft! To try to remedy this, I have devised the following as punishment:"...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - trella - 09-28-2018
...you all have to root for the Buffalo Stampede, something that nobody wants to do! The room went berserk and Asspancakes, Mr Shit, and Gritty all jumped out the window, landing in...
RE: Weekend Funtime: An SHL Tale - Alex Mack - 09-28-2018
...... been in their locker room shroud in mystery whispering's in the stands have people on edge whilst all you can hear coming from their locker room is the mixed muffled sounds of anger and excitement when all at once the doors swing open and Big Manious skates out onto the ice in a Calgary Dragon's Jersey! The crowd goes wild! He's finally done it! He's finally made the leap!