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cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - efiug - 04-14-2020
occasionally (once or twice a week) i bring a gallon jug of water with me when i go to piss to extend the length of my piss. It doesn't all come in a single stream obviously but it helps me relax and it helps me now more than ever take my mind off of whats going on in the world right now. Its honestly really relaxing if you get the right mood together, I can do it for hours sometimes. Here are some tips for the folks who want to try it at home.
1.) Sit down. Yeah I know you want to stand up and show how strong and manly you are but this isn't a pissing competition, its for relaxation so take a seat and be comfortable.
2.) Know your limit. Don't risk endangering yourself to relax, the purpose is to be carefree and if you are worried you are going to damage your body then stop.
3.) Turn the lights off. A dark bathroom helps get you relaxed and ready to piss. Make sure you leave a sign on the door letting people know you are in there so you don't get interupted.
4.) Light some candles. Candles can provide some dim light in the darkness and introduce wonderful aromas that help you further relax. While I don't do this step myself (I can't smell and thus don't own any candles) my friends tell me that the candles are what take their experience from 2 stars to 5 stars.
So there you have it, my way of relaxing in these tough times. I implore you to try it even if you don't feel like it would be your thing because all it costs is water and a jug, making it one of if not the cheapest hobby out there.
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - ImShiny - 04-14-2020
10/10 would use again
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - GeckoeyGecko - 04-14-2020
thanks efiug
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - Esso2264 - 04-14-2020
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RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - Carbine - 04-14-2020
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RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - mastersheep - 04-14-2020
Instructions unclear. Burned the house down.
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - caltroit_red_flames - 04-14-2020
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RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - goldenglutes - 04-15-2020
efiug is my hero
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - SlashACM - 04-15-2020
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RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - Blastmeaway - 04-15-2020
What is the long term practical use of this?
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - efiug - 04-15-2020
04-15-2020, 01:19 AMBlastmeaway Wrote: What is the long term practical use of this?
Comfort, hydration, acclimation to your pissing environment. I could state further but I'm sure you get my point.
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - Blastmeaway - 04-15-2020
04-15-2020, 01:24 AMefiug Wrote:Yes but what about over hydration? What if I drink too much water on the toilet and drown?04-15-2020, 01:19 AMBlastmeaway Wrote: What is the long term practical use of this?
Comfort, hydration, acclimation to your pissing environment. I could state further but I'm sure you get my point.
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - Stadacona - 04-15-2020
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RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - efiug - 04-15-2020
04-15-2020, 11:52 AMBlastmeaway Wrote:04-15-2020, 01:24 AMefiug Wrote: Comfort, hydration, acclimation to your pissing environment. I could state further but I'm sure you get my point.Yes but what about over hydration? What if I drink too much water on the toilet and drown?
That's why you need to know your limit, if you feel like you are in danger then stop.
RE: cool new relaxation tip for the quarantine. - efiug - 04-15-2020
bump since everyone on this site seems very not relaxed rn