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SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - StamkosFan - 06-02-2020

HO was shocked to learn that @Tomen is not the GM of the Buffalo Stampede, in spite of widespread belief to the contrary. While investigating an instance of tampering, HO uncovered evidence that the Stampede GM was actually @WannabeFinn from their team information thread. Members of the league swore that WannabeFinn was the co-GM, and the administrators were only able to come with one explanation.

“This is a clear example of the Mandela Effect. We cannot all collectively remember this wrong. Perhaps Tomen can shed some light onto how this happened. Maybe this all just a ploy for him to dodge the brunt of our fines and suspensions, disguising himself as a co. I just still can’t believe that this is true. The Buffalo Stampede are a lie,” said @nour on behalf of HO.

Buffalo’s own players expressed surprise in light of these relevations. There is reportedly unrest in the Stampede locker room as team leaders call to restore order and demanding WBF’s immediate resignation. #NotMyGM is trending amongst SHL Twitter users.

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RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - Inf1d3l - 06-02-2020

Laughing


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - Tomen - 06-02-2020

good luck on your quest to earn more money :eyes:


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - hhh81 - 06-02-2020

O wow


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - grok - 06-02-2020

the scumbag wannabe finn is our gm?


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - PremierBromanov - 06-03-2020

Inject all of these threads directly into my veins


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - Faelax - 06-03-2020

Leeout


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - _Blitz_ - 06-03-2020

Confession Time: I didn't know WBF was the GM until last season. I thought it was Tomen.


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - Avakael - 06-03-2020

Idgi


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - WannabeFinn - 06-03-2020

06-03-2020, 09:24 PMCapt_Blitzkrieg Wrote: Confession Time: I didn't know WBF was the GM until last season. I thought it was Tomen.
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RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - luke - 06-03-2020

06-03-2020, 10:26 PMWannabeFinn Wrote:
06-03-2020, 09:24 PMCapt_Blitzkrieg Wrote: Confession Time: I didn't know WBF was the GM until last season. I thought it was Tomen.
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there is 2 things I want. Hotdog as NEW GM and Tomen as BUF Gm.


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - WannabeFinn - 06-03-2020

06-03-2020, 10:28 PMluketd Wrote:
06-03-2020, 10:26 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]

there is 2 things I want. Hotdog as NEW GM and Tomen as BUF Gm.
[Image: cf-dafuq.gif]


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - luke - 06-03-2020

06-03-2020, 10:30 PMWannabeFinn Wrote:
06-03-2020, 10:28 PMluketd Wrote: there is 2 things I want. Hotdog as NEW GM and Tomen as BUF Gm.
[Image: cf-dafuq.gif]

Looks like that’s a yes


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - Zombiewolf - 06-03-2020

Never forget FRAUDbefinn and HOAXmen havent retired Charles Walker’s or @Avakael ‘s player Metzler’s number or even acknowledged our DEVOTION to buffalo because they both suck.


RE: SHL Onion: HO Shocked to Learn Tomen is Not Buffalo GM - Avakael - 06-03-2020

06-03-2020, 10:44 PMZombiewolf Wrote: Never forget FRAUDbefinn and HOAXmen havent retired Charles Walker’s or @Avakael ‘s player Metzler’s number or even acknowledged our DEVOTION to buffalo because they both suck.
That is because half the damn team has number 9 lmao