"Yes Ma, I'm look up on Schmidt Hammer Lassen, or SHL for short. I need to for my engineering project. Don't worry, I'm not going to invest any time in ice hockey."
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If I were to get caught, I would simply tell them the truth that I spend my free time communicating with my fellow members that are a part of the Simping Help Legion. Where a bunch of us simps get together and assist each other in shooting our shots with celebrity women that will not give us the time of day on social media!
I always just tell the truth about the acronym but lie about what the site really is. If you just say its some fantasy hockey forum, people think thats pretty normal for a big sports fan. Much easier to explain than the fact that i type mini prompts to upgrade a fake hockey player. I already dont have friends as is, dont need to scare away the few I have by telling them what i do. luckily im almost done with sim leagues so that wont be an issue soon. Now will have to just hide the rest of my weirdness, AKA literally my entire personality
The Slappydoodle Happy League. Its ridiculous enough that they don't bother pressing further while also being a completely inaccurate representation of what the league is actually about.
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15
| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6
| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine
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The SHL stands for Simple Haiku Literature. It's a website for simple haikus that are easy to read and simple to understand. Very educational, and not a waste of time whatsoever..
Noah Brusky || D || Texas Renegades || 1541 TPE
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 4 G | 15 A | 19 P | -11 +/- | 48 H | 51 SB
S49 | 50 GP | 5 G | 23 A | 28 P | -2 +/- | 100 H | 52 SB
SMJHL Playoffs:
S48 | 5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 +/- | 10 H | 4 SB
S49 | 13 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +4 +/- | 26 H | 10 SB
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP | 5 G | 16 A | 21 P | -13 +/- | 62 H | 73 SB
S51 | 50 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | -4 +/- | 83 H | 85 SB
S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 P | -10 +/- | 92 H | 71 SB
S53 | 50 GP | 1 G | 10 A | 11 P | -52 +/- | 85 H | 101 SB | 27 TA
S54 | 50 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 P | -11 +/- | 58 H | 48 SB | 27 TA
S55 | 50 GP | 2 G | 11 A | 13 P | +8 +/- | 73 H | 40 SB | 25 TA
S56 | 50 GP | 6 G | 19 A | 25 P | +22 +/- | 76 H | 25 SB | 18 TA
S57 | 66 GP | 11 G | 37 A | 48 P | +21 +/- | 114 H | 47 SB | 28 TA
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 28 A | 38 P | +39 +/- | 91 H | 63 SB | 23 TA
S59 | 66 GP | 13 G | 36 A | 39 P | +39 +/- | 107 H | 60 SB | 20 TA
SHL Playoffs:
S55 | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +0 +/- | 10 H | 4 SB | 0 TA
S56 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -6 +/- | 7 H | 2 SB | 1 TA
S57 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -4 +/- | 8 H | 4 SB | 2 TA
S58 | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -1 +/- | 23 H | 16 SB | 4 TA
S59 | 16 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +9 +/- | 29 H | 14 SB | 8 TA
International Play:
S48 WJC | 24 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +7 +/- | 31 H | 17 SB
S49 WJC | 23 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +5 +/- | 35 H | 22 SB
S50 IIHF | 15 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 +/- | 25 H | 9 SB
S51 IIHF | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +1 +/- | 15 H | 16 SB
S52 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +4 +/- | 37 H | 21 SB
S53 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 +/- | 21 H | 9 SB | 4 TA
S54 IIHF | 12 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +3 +/- | 12 H | 11 SB | 4 TA
S55 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +3 +/- | 10 H | 6 SB | 7 TA
S56 IIHF | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -12 +/- | 20 H | 7 SB | 6 TA
S57 IIHF | 14 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 +/- | 20 H | 14 SB | 12 TA
S58 IIHF | 14 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | +5 +/- | 23 H | 12 SB | 8 TA
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Transactions:
S48 | SMJHL | Drafted 8th Overall (R1 8) by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S48 | WJC | Selected for Team USA
S49 | SHL | Drafted 2nd Overall (R1 2) by the Texas Renegades
S49 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $6M contract with Texas
S50 | IIHF | Transferred to Team Germany
S52 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $12M contract with Texas
S55 | SHL | Signed 4 year, $16M contract with Texas
S57 | SHL | Restructured previous deal to a 3 year, $12M contract
S58 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $15M contract with Texas
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Awards:
S48 WJC Bronze Medal (USA)
S48 Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity (STL)
S48 Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie (STL)
S49 Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S49 Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated Player (STL)
S49 Tigole Dizzy Augustus Award of Excellence (STL)
S50 All-Rookie Team (SHL)
S50 IIHF Silver Medal (GER)
S57 IIHF Bronze Medal (GER)
S58 IIHF Bronze Medal (GER)
S59 SHL Challenge Cup (TEX)
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Notable Events:
1st SMJHL Point (3 GP) - S48 Game #11
1st SMJHL Goal (20 GP) - S48 Game #100
1st SHL Point/Goal (3 GP) - S50 Game #20
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