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Troy_McClure03 · 02-21-2024, 12:44 AM

This is my 10rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL. Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from last time, about 2ish weeks ago. Feel free to catch up right about....here

Old Ramblings:

--The great gravy debate of 2040 continues! According to multiple sources, the Detroit locker-room is in shambles as they cannot pick a single gravy to use as deodorant. According to @swoosh, the Trader Joe's Turkey Gravy is the gravy of choice. However, @Rangerjase has spoken out, saying that not only do they not use Turkey gravy, but that turkey gravy is offensive. They use canned chicken gravy, as well as a side of beans. We have concluded that Detroit is trying to keep it a secret, and will respect that at this time. We know, however, that it is not Great Value Brown Gravy with Onion, as that is what Vancouver has been using this season.

-- The head office successfully blocked the nation of Czechia from absorbing the nations of Ireland and Independant Russia like a paper towel in a paper towel commercial. @Kimar and @Hordle were hired. We still have a few tricks up our sleeves.... so watch out new Fed heads... also, apply to stop me here before it's too late!

-- Yukon has still not figured out which left wing from S73 put a fish in the locker room. They are still looking into it.

--@luke is still going strong with the SHL75 players of all time. If you haven't czeched it out yet, give it a gander here

-- Logitech has asked me to ask the readers to stop contacting them about the G15 keyboard. So stop going here and demanding they bring back the G15.

New Rambles:

-- It usually isn't in the city of Regina to hope for a team to lose, but due to the playoff structure of the Jr league, that is exactly what is happening. the 510 Division contains 4 of the top 7 teams in the league right now, and 4 out of the top 5 in the Pacific conference. With the season at the halfway point, everyone is hoping that Colordo, Detroit, or Great Falls will... well... fall. So far, the Great Fall Glizzies have been the hot dogs on the down spin, with 3 more losses than Regina and the same amount of games played. with the Raptors and the Falcons having 44 points each, all hope for Regina seems to be sitting on Great Falls to continue to... to.. fall. At the time of this posting, Great falls sits 4 points ahead of Regina with 1 game in hand. However, Great Falls must play Colorado, the best team in the 510, 5 more times before the end of the season. Here is hoping for a big game from the silly dino-birds.

-- The battle for the bottom is on in the SHL! With a win % of .029, Montreal is staying a bottom feeder. However, they are only 1 win away from tying with Seattle, who currently sits at 2 wins. The .076 win % makes them a sure slot at 2nd from the bottom. Manhattan sits at 3rd currently, with a comfy cushion of 10 wins to Seatles 2 and Monteals 1.

---SOUP WATCH 2041!

We have asked the players around the leagues to tell us their favorite soups. So far we have received the following as "good soups"

S O U P (@Reno ) Reno got a 5 dollar fine for this.

S O U P L I N E (@kahri )

Pudding (Still awaiting @xjoverax to defend this position as Pudding isn't soup in my head, but I'm open to discussion)

Corn Chowder (@39alaska39 )

Soup Overlords (I guess Panara?) (@Frenchie )

French Onion soup

Bust soup

(both above from @Vandy )

And that's all so far. So please add to our soup list!!

--Jr Expansion

The Baton was not even fully out of @ACapitalChicago 's hands when @SchwarzNarr made the first big move for the person in charge.... 2 new teams will be added to the SMJHL. With speculation flying around everywhere as to where these teams will be, who will be in charge of those teams, and will the league, after all these years, finally get the king crustaceans that we have been yearning for since S74 declared the Lobsters....

More rumors to come about this expansion!

-Elly Snow-Leopard ( @KalixIzalumi ) is officially on the greenlands watch list for importing exotic pelts and hides from various parts of the world. We reached out to YUM brand foods only to find out that they have no idea what we are talking about. We then tried to contact YUM, the YUkon Masterdogs? who have not gotten back to us yet.

-- @Gr4vy Gravy Train of the Montreal Papas has demanded a trade to a contending team. The only problem? Gravy has stopped trying to train since S70. Sitting at a cool -75 through 40 games, Gravy Train is "Off their rails" if they think any team is going to trade for a player who is actively inactive.

--Isabella Bouchard ( @thevoicelesscreator ) has a new line of waffle boards coming out this fall. The blocker is expected to be a part of the "shut up and save" brand available at all SportCheks next month. The blocker will have green accents and is expected to offer "a comfortable yet powerful" fit, whatever the hell that means.

-- be on the lookout for some sort of card give away in the coming weeks!

--@kahri fired me at some point, a few times , but the appeal is in place. If you think Kahri is being unfair, by all means feel free to contact her boss here

That's all for the updates for now! Feel free to PM on any Rambles. If you want to be anonymous, please say so in the title! Also feel free to send me any rambles!! Also looking for someone with photoshop skills to make a Random Ramblings banners; PM DM or CM me if you have any ideas! Until next time, Good day, good news, good luck this season!!

(1098 words, I used a steamdeck to write this entire thing, and the keyboard part of it is awful, so I think I deserve a little credit for that. Also, Bloons TD6 doesn't run super well on it, makes me kinda sad. )

***Jexter*** · 02-21-2024, 12:49 AM

We have a left wing from S73?

***ACapitalChicago*** · 02-21-2024, 12:55 AM

Expansion is going to be wonderful and I can't wait to see what they do!

S66 Damian Littleton

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Troy_McClure03 · 02-21-2024, 01:05 AM

02-21-2024, 12:55 AMACapitalChicago Wrote: Expansion is going to be wonderful and I can't wait to see what they do!

Lobsters unite!?

swoosh · 02-21-2024, 01:31 AM

Trader Joe's all day

kahri · 02-21-2024, 06:10 AM

S O U P L I N E
P U D D I N G

ALL GOOD SOUPS IYKYK

ps please don’t contact my boss

***Chevy*** · 02-21-2024, 10:35 AM

G15 Keyboard needs to come back. FR FR

Troy_McClure03 · 02-21-2024, 04:08 PM

02-21-2024, 10:35 AMChevy Wrote: G15 Keyboard needs to come back. FR FR

one of the keys on the one I am currently using is sticking JUST enough where I am considering opening another one, but I don't have enough to last me the rest of my life. I'm gonna need them to bring it back. The sleek one, not the square one.

https://www.amazon.com/Logitech-967599-0...B000AY0HTU

not worth 300 bucks tho.

scudmuffin19 · 02-21-2024, 04:41 PM

squirrel stew counts as a soup right

***Reno*** · 02-21-2024, 06:34 PM

can i stop getting fined

FOR FIVE MINUTES

***CloudRobot*** · 02-21-2024, 06:45 PM

02-21-2024, 06:34 PMReno Wrote: can i stop getting fined

FOR FIVE MINUTES

Reno has been fined his CW and AW pass for complaining about getting fined

***Reno*** · 02-21-2024, 08:33 PM

02-21-2024, 06:45 PMCloudRobot Wrote: Reno has been fined his CW and AW pass for complaining about getting fined

FUCK

Poll: We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
Stop calling here , please	22.22%	4	22.22%
Tell me more!	50.00%	9	50.00%
I don't have a car but I do want to hear more.	27.78%	5	27.78%
Total		18 vote(s)	100%

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