Djoe is playing drums with his hot dogs. Océane is playing electric guitar. Cowboy is playing the steel petal guitar with a harmonica around his neck. Earl has a saxophone. Mr. Electric is on bass. Christina is the lead singer. Hamilton is the backing vocals. Chuck on keys. HFFO and Fluw are our background dancers. What more could you want?

Cowboy Casanova || RD || Yukon Malmutes || 227 TPE

Name: Cowboy Casanova

Age: 18

Height: 6'0

Weight: 200

Number: 7

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season:

S81 | 14 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 +/- | 12 Blocks | 2 PIM | 28 H

Being a very talented vocalist, Normand Marineau is the lead singer for the band, while Wilhelm Seider tears it up on the guitar with his German ball knowledge of music. Evil Jordan Humphrey just kind of smashes the drums haphazardly but it somehow sounds good? (45 words)

(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge

Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65

Anchorage Armada (S64-)

Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts

Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt


(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)

Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48

Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
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Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB

Career Accolades:

S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:

(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:

Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:

Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63

We would have the fortune brothers on Guitars. I would be the lead singer and Lindberg is gonna be the wild and crazy drummer. We would rock at any concert SHL related or not.

Okay so, I know the Doctor can play a mean guitar (a la Capaldi) so leaning into that I think Detroit would form a rock band. Maximus would be a great man on drums, Jonas Gray a solid bass, Glunksplosion would be singing (screaming?) their heart out on vocals, and we’d have Thurston on keyboard.  I think a cool rock band name would be “The Caws”.  With Maximus we’d definitely keep everyone entertained (get it? ) and who could resist Twinkle Toe's dance moves on the floor?

Mrkicksave41 would be a drummer, keeping the beat going and banging on the drums all day. This would be a good fit for their personality.

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The Carolina Kraken would definitely have a Celtic band! SON would be on the bagpipes, Chaewon is definitely our main vocalist. Our inspiration has to be Irish Moutarde, one of the greatest Celtic Canadian band ever!

RETIRED - Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay - G - S56  Drafted 6th round 61st OA by Carolina SHL Drafted 3rd round 50th by Los Angeles----------------------------------------------------SMJHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GRS55 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1.99 | 0.913 | 1 | 70 S56 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 2.62 | 0.913 | 1 | 69S57 | 24 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 3.29 | 0.909 | 1 | 69S58 | 59 | 23 | 34 | 1 | 3.27 | 0.908 | 4 | 71S59 | 45 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 3.22 | 0.908 | 0 | 71-------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S60 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3.5 | 0.889 | 1 | 62S61 | 15 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 3.27 | 0.901 | 2 | 65S62 | 23 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 2.73 | 0.919 | 2 | 70S63 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1.65 | 0.925 | 4 | 72----------------------------------------------------WJC Stats GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GRS54 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3.23 | 0.905 | 0 | 65S55 | 12 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 3.21 | 0.910 | 1 | 70S56 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4.93 | 0.861 | 0 | 56S57 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2.75 | 0.876 | 0 | 53S58 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.84 | 0.964 | 3 | 78S59 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1.66 | 0.912 | 2 | 68---------------------------------------------------- Career MilestonesS54 WJC Bronze MedalistS55 WJC Bronze Medalist (STARTER)S57 WJC Gold MedalistS58 WJC Gold Medalist (STARTER) S58 WJC Top GoalieS58 WJC MVPS59 WJC Silver Medalist (STARTER) S60 SHL All-Rookie Team

David-Arturri Donskoi (DAD) - LW - S65 Drafted 2nd round 23rd OA by Regina---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | F | W | L S64 | 36 | 9 | 10 | 19 | -5 | 31 | 1 | 1 | 0[pbl]

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Regina Elk
Hey I'm DAD can I adopt you?

The band would definitely be called the Armada Acapella and it would be an Acapella group that the whole team participates in. Noodlez would definitely be included with his sultry voice.

Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies


Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!

The Citadelles would naturally play the traditional music of their home province, with each player’s voice uniting in a beautiful choral rendition of “A New Day Has Come” by Céline Dion, as Rodwin’s ethereal accordion melodies soar over the crisp three-part harmonies of Chubby Barista, Dejana Kaptina, and Uwe Bindewald. Anyone walking down the streets of Old Québec would be brought to tears, alongside the already teary-eyed choir themselves.

  
Johan Lodewyk | #3 | Defense | Québec City Citadelles
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SMJHL Statistics:
S81 Regular Season
GP: 62 | G: 11 | A: 35 | P: 46 | +29
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Highlights:
Drafted 16th OA by Québec City Citadelles

Oh boy, this will be fun. I think we would have Teemu Jokinen and Swiffer Sweeper as our Guitars, Wal Rus on the Bass and as our backing vocals, CHIVO as the drums and Toivo Jokinen as the front man.

You are now listening to the latest rock band to hit St Louis' radiowaves: Mardi Gras Tourists

Sig Credit: Flappy (EVO) and Skolpaddor (RESO)

EMEKA VALENTINE-OKOLI/PLAYER

First SMJHL Goal: Colorado Raptors, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Mikelis Ozoliņš 4, Loki Odinsson 3) at 3:12, 2nd Period (GWG) / SMJHL S47 Game 47 Day 12: Colorado Raptors vs Detroit Falcons
First SHL Goal: Texas Renegades, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Josef Kubinec 5, Ricky Spanish 4) at 16:23, 2nd Period / SHL S51 Game 71 Day 16: Edmonton Blizzard vs Texas Renegades

Eternal , onwards we roll

And Let's Retire at the Pinnacle