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*puolivalmiste* · Yesterday, 04:16 AM

The SMJHL is throwing a party and your team has the privilege of being the band.

Written option: Who on your team would play what instruments, what kind of music you would play, what your band would be named, and how you think the night would go. 25 words minimum!

Graphic option: Create a graphic showing your player/team playing instruments or posing as a band.

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling requirements for one of the options above.

This PT will close Sunday, February 23rd at 11:59pm PST. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.

If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.
Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.

Only S81 SMJHL rookies (S82 SHL draftees) are eligible for this task.

Ashes · Yesterday, 04:43 AM

Ok so, you know those electronic singing fish things? Everyone on the Walleye gets one. We each record ourselves singing the Canadian national anthem into it, since we're a Canadian team and all. We volunteer to perform at the party under an inconspicuous name like "The Thunder Bay Hockey Player's Choir" or something. When the time comes for our grand live performance, we all turn the fish on at the same time and run for the hills. It's the perfect plan - take every other player in the league out with ear injuries, meanwhile we get to escape because we're the only ones that see it coming, so we brought earplugs.

ctots · Yesterday, 08:22 AM

The team determines which five guys have the most teeth remaining, and they get to perform as a boy band called The Pylons. They totally win the battle of the bands, and it’s the first championship win for a team that will see many more victories ahead.

Prayl07 · Yesterday, 09:01 AM

Our band would be called the Ghost Ships. We would be an emo band with Pesky being the lead singer. Moodano would be on the drums. I would be on the bass and Jonny on the guitar. It would be miserable.

LukeToussaint · Yesterday, 09:26 AM

My banned would be called banned. It's a punny name, but we weren't banned from anything. However, i cant only play piano, and all the other guys suck at their instruments.

MSouthworth · Yesterday, 10:26 AM

Oh geez, being new to the league and team I have no clue what everyone would play. So I just say we get that box of random instruments in the weight room(why is the one in there) and first come first serve! As long as we are all having a fun time learning and playing these instruments, its going to be a smashing success!

RainDelay · Yesterday, 10:34 AM

We are the Maine Timber, so it only makes sense we’d play an orchestra full of wood wind instruments. I’m not sure what everyone would play, but I used to play the clarinet back in grade school so maybe I’d have to get back out there and dust it off!

steviey · Yesterday, 11:25 AM

The QCC band, affectionately called Road Kill, would be a Death Metal band. Consisting of Dejana on lead vocals, Greg is playing the lead guitar, I’m on the drums and Johan is playing the bass guitar. We would sound horrendous.

Jackienape · Yesterday, 11:54 AM

We're going to call ourselves the Riot Girls and it will consist of Chappell as the frontwoman and lead vocals, then @Raf_TML for guitar and vocals, then @Baron1898 on drums and @Seany148 on bass and synth!

Chappell and Raf step into the concert hall with smirks, nodding to themselves as they survey the venue where the SMHJL had arranged their jam night.

"This ought to be PERFECT!"

The night goes off without a hitch, Chappell bringing everyone home with a final rendition of Pink Pony Club before everyone collapses with fanfare and relief as the night concludes.

xNJRangerFanx · Yesterday, 12:46 PM

The Newfoundland Berserkers would start a band with Jason Bourne (guitar), Ima Noobie (piano), Kiwi Soderberg-Brooks (saxophone), and K.J Daniels (flute), called "Mountain Revivals." The night would probably be horrible, but I'm here for the experience.

Tmoney6996 · Yesterday, 02:03 PM

I mean, I feel like we're super lucky over in VAN, we literally have Chappell Roan on the team, so it's ready made for us. I think we'd probably stick with pop music, but maybe we branch out and do lite rock stuff? Passarelli would be on base, Roan on the mic, Raf on drums?, and then we'd need someone on guitar, so maybeBaron or Seany. I think we could get Nox and Mulder on back-up vocals though. That could be a really good time.

***CapnCooper*** · Yesterday, 02:30 PM

While being new to the team, Bull is experienced with the music scene in New York prior to becoming a Falcon in Detroit. Bull is picked to play lead guitar while Quazon hits the drums and Twinkle Toes plays the Bass.

They play some low toned grunge music and while a few people are big fans, the party people expected something a little lighter to dance to.

The band's name is:
Falcon's Finest

***jaypc8237*** · Yesterday, 03:35 PM

I’d be on bass ezpz (I actually play bass irl)
Sparky on the electric guitar,@Jagg102 on the drums and @Rookyi singing. No clue why that just seems to fit the best. And we making music like Creed!

HoodRatRoyalty · Yesterday, 04:29 PM

The room goes dark.. green smoke hisses from the ground. As it billows up filling the arena with smoke a yellow smoke pillows around it. The drums are starting. Boom.. boom.. Boom Erik Johnson keeps everyone in time, he’s joined by a deep rhythmic bass. But wait! Two baselines!? That’s Aartholomew and Bartholomew on the knight’s Head Battleaxe Bass. The drums crescendo as the lights flash and strobe in the Knights colours and Jordan Lafrenière starts shredding on electric guitar. The music drops and all of a sudden the most melodic voice you’ve ever heard begins and then twist in to a harsh guttural scream. Jauhnne Hawky on Lead vocals backed by Rawbie Gardner dressed in a full knight suit on electric rhythm guitar. Ladies and Gentlemen! Knights Oafs!

Jonnyhockey17 · Yesterday, 04:31 PM

Jonny would play in a band called "The Rudders". The band would be known for their lead singer, Hughes Incorporated, and would feature Patrick Rail on the bass, Matthew Pano on the drums and Jonny playing the guitar. They are well-known in Anchorage but outside of that... well we just won't talk about that.

Go Boats! Armada

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