One time in Junior, Noel was at a minor league game where they shot hot dogs into the crowd out of a t-shirt cannon. So Noel had the great idea to toss left over hot dogs that weren't sold into the crowd, a nice little snack for the road.

Credits to OrbitingDeath, Tweedle, Incite, Wasty, and Slothfacekilla for sigs!

Jon Toner | #3 | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers | S38-S57 | HOF |
Age: 37
Birthplace: Killarney, Ireland
Height: 6'1
Weight: 200
Number: 3
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SHL Career Stastics
GP: 816 | G: 127 | A: 372 | P: 499 | +/-: 127 | H: 1017 | SB: 1073 |
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SMJHL Career Statistics
GP: 200 | G: 31 | A: 92 | P: 123 | +/-: -30 | H: 121 | SB: 235 |
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IIHF Career Statistics
GP: 160 | G: 19 | A: 63 | P: 82 | +/-: +21 | H: 253 | SB: 253 |
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Achievements
Drafted 28th overall in the S38 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 30th overall in the S39 SHL Entry Draft
S41 Four Star Cup Champion with the Kelowna Knights
S42 SHL All-Rookie Team
1x Scott Stevens Nominee (S46)
1x Scott Stevens Winner (S49)
1x 1st Team Allstar (S49)
2x 2nd Team Allstar (S46,S48)
5x IIHF Gold Medalist (S42-46)
1x IIHF Silver Medalist (S47)
1x IIHF Bronze Medalist (S48)
1x IIHF Top Defenseman Award (S48)
Unanimously inducted into the Hall of Fame (S63)



Noel Blanchet | #77 | C | Winnipeg Aurora | Colorado Raptors | S58 |

Age: 30
Birthplace: Lyon, France
Height: 6'3
Weight: 215
Number: 77
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SMJHL Career Stastics
S57 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 22 | H: 99 | SB: 44 |
S58 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 10 | H: 74 | SB: 37 |
S59 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 26 | P: 45 | +/-: +23 | PIMS: 30 | H: 93 | SB: 19 |
S60 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 54 | P: 66 | +/-: +18 | PIMS: 30 | H: 79 | SB: 48 |
SMJHL Totals: GP: 264 | G: 48 | A: 126 | P: 174 | PIMS: 92 | H: 345 | SB: 148 |
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SHL Career Statistics
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 |+/-: +38 | PIMS: 28 | H: 85 | SB: 36 |
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 26 | P: 37 | +/- +27 | PIMS: 12 | H: 72 | SB: 41 |
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/- +55 | PIMS: 16 | H: 97 | SB: 47 |
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 20 | H: 130 | SB: 65 |
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 44 | P: 60 | +/- +19 | PIMS: 14 | H: 107 | SB: 81 |
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/- +26 | PIMS: 38 | H: 74 | SB: 44 |
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 46 | A: 56 | P: 102 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 42 | H: 59 | SB: 31 |
S68 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 43 | P: 67 | +/- +51 | PIMS: 28 | H: 75 | SB: 55 |
S69 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 37 | P: 70 | +/- +44 | PIMS: 35 | H: 58 | SB: 32 |
S70 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 42 | P: 74 | +/- +50 | PIMS: 44 | H: 70 | SB: 33 |
S71 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 68 | P: 99 | +/- +37 | PIMS: 44 | H: 114 | SB: 39 |
S72 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 31 | P: 62 | +/- +46 | PIMS: 34 | H: 128 | SB: 26 |
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 38 | P: 63 | +/- +24 | PIMS: 32 | H: 102 | SB: 61 |
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Achievements
Drafted 6th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors (S57)
Drafted 4th overall in the SHL Draft by the Baltimore Platoon (S58)
Colorado Raptors 'A' (S58-S60)
Set SMJHL Record for Assists in a season with 54 (S60)
Traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Winnipeg Aurora in S66
S66 Ron Mexico Nominee
S66 3rd Team All-Star
S67 Ron Mexico Nominee
S67 2nd Team All-Star
S72 Challenge Cup Champion]
Signed with the New Orleans Specters in S74
Signed with the Winnipeg Aurora in S76

Player Profile | Update Page

In Seattle, old man Oliver Cleary had a great idea. He was sick of throwing his stick to the kids after he got one of the three stars. Instead, he started throwing model boats in glass bottles. The only catch? If you drop it, you get a lifetime ban.

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Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

Regina has a new promotion coming this season where any Regina player selected for the three stars will throw a elk call into the crowd. Lucky fans can use it cheer on the Elk throughout the season, in the arena or at home!

Jaeger Jones| D| Winnipeg Aurora| 881 TPE|
6'3"| 210lbs.| Berlin, Germany| #39
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S65| WPG| TBD|
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S61| REG| C| GP:66| G:14| A:25| P:39| -17| PIM:99| H:154| SB:77
S62| REG| C| GP:66| G:10| A:30| P:40| -33| PIM:48| H:96| SB:83|
S63| REG| C| GP:66| G:17| A:33| P:50| +2| PIM:60| H:108| SB:72|
S64| REG| C| GP:66| G:25| A:40| P:65| +19| PIM:142| H:131| SB:79|
Career| REG| GP:264| G:66| A:129| P:194| -29| PIM:349| H:489| SB:311|
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S60| DET| LD| GP:4| G:0| A:0| P:0| -2| H:2| SB:1|
S61| REG| C| GP:4| G:2| A:2| P:4| -2| PIM:4| H:9| SB:6|
S62| Did Not Qualify
S63| REG| C| GP:4| G:0| A:2| P:2| -3| PIM:0| H:1| SB:4|
S64| REG| C| GP:7| G:1| A:5| P:6| -2| PIM:5| H:15| SB:17|
Career| DET/REG| GP:19| G:3| A:9| P:12| -9| PIM:11| H:27| SB:28|
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WJC Stats:
S60| UCORCAL| C| GP:12| G:2| A:1| P:3| -1| H:19| SB:3
S61| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:2| A:0| P:2| -1| H:19| SB:8
S62| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:1| A: 3| P:4| -1| H:18| SB:10|
S63| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:4| A:3| P:7| +5| H:13| SB:7|
S64| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:3| A:3| P:6| 0| H:19| SB:2|
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Career Timeline
S60
Signed DFA Contract with Detroit Falcons
S61
Drafted 7th Overall in the S61 SMJHL Draft by Regina Elk
Named Assistant Captain for S61
S62
Drafted 11th Overall by The Winnipeg Aurora
S64
Completed Junior Career with Regina
Called up to Winnipeg
Transitioned to defense
S65
Made SHL debut with The Winnipeg Aurora
S66
Made SHL All-Rookie Team
Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy



Pietari Salo| Former Co-GM of the Regina Elk / Kelowna Knights| Four-Star Cups: 3
Seasons: 8
Playoff Appearances: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 3 (S40,S41,S42)
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All Time Record: 120W - 66L - 14OTL (+109) - .600 W%
S40| KEL| 34W - 16L - 0OTL (+46)
S41| KEL| 25W - 16L - 9OTL (+22)
S42| KEL| 35W - 13L - 2OTL (+37)
S43| KEL| 26W - 21L - 3OTL (+4)
S62| REG| TBD
S63| REG| TBD
S64| REG| TBD
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Awards
Laurifer Trophy Winner - S40
Occasus Trophy Winner - S40, S41, S42
Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner - S40
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Former Roles:
SMJHL HO Intern S38-S39
Finland/Denmark National Junior Team General Manager S39-S40
Co-GM of the Kelowna Knights S40 -43
Co-GM of the Regina Elk S62-S64



Hunter "Thunder" Jones| RW| (Retired)| Cups:2
Age: 27
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 39
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Season Statistics
S40| CGY| GP:50| G:3| A:4| P:7| -7| PIMS:13| H:56| SB:3
S41| CGY| GP:50| G:7| A:19| P:26| -11| PIMS:6| H:25| SB:8
S42| CGY| GP:50| G:7| A:21| P:28|  +6| PIMS:2| H:8  | SB:5
S43| CGY| GP:50| G:13| A:21| P:34| -6| PIMS:2| H:4  | SB:8
S44| CGY| GP:50| G:11| A:17| P:28| +7| PIMS:0| H:1  | SB:8
S45| CGY| GP:50| G:17| A:22| P:39| -3| PIMS:5| H:0  | SB:8
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SHL Career Playoff Statistics
S40| CGY| GP:19| G:3| A:0| P:3| -4| PIMS:4| H:24| SB:4
S41| CGY| GP:6  | G:0| A:3| P:3| +1| PIMS:0| H:0 | SB:2
S42| CGY| GP:16| G:2| A:14| P:16| +9| PIMS:5| H:5| SB:3
S43| CGY| GP:6  | G:2| A:3 | P:5  |   0| PIMS:0| H:0| SB:0
S44| CGY| GP:5  | G:2| A:0 | P:2  |  -1| PIMS:0| H:0| SB:1
S45| CGY| Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Career Season Statistics
S37| KEL| GP:50| G:13| A:13| P:26| +1| PIMS:8| H:44| SB:3
S38| KEL| GP:50| G:18| A:18| P:36| +5| PIMS:31| H:44| SB:14
S39| KEL| GP:50| G:16| A:15| P:31| -11| PIMS:22| H:60| SB:9
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SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S37| KEL| Did Not Qualify
S38| KEL| GP:6| G:0| A:4| P:4|+2| PIMS:2| H:5| SB:0
S39| KEL| GP:4| G:0| A:4| P:4| -2| PIMS:0| H:3| SB:0
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Internatinal Hockey Statistics (IIHF)
S38| FIN| GP:10| G:1| A:1| P:2| -2| PIMS:2| H:9| SB:1
S39| FIN| GP:13| G:0| A:2| P:2|+3| PIMS:0| H:11| SB:1
S40| FIN| GP:11| G:2| A:4| P:6|+1| PIMS:0| H:18| SB:3
S41| FIN| GP:13| G:6| A:4| P:10|-2| PIMS:2| H:16|  SB:2
S42| FIN| GP:10| G:3| A:4| P:7 | +4| PIMS:0| H:15| SB:2
S43| FIN| GP:11| G:2| A:8| P:10| +1| PIMS:2| H:17| SB:3
S44| FIN| GP:13| G:0| A:8| P:8| +4| PIMS:0| H:9| SB:8
S45| FIN| GP:10| G:2| A:4| P:6| 0| PIMS:6| H:11| SB:6
S46| FIN| TBD
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Drafted:
S37 - SMJHL:6th Overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 - SHL:8th Overall by Calgary Dragons
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Contracts:
S37 - Signed 1yr/3M Entry Level Deal with Kelowna
S38 - Signed 2yr/8M Rookie Deal with Calgary
S40 - Signed 1yr/4M Extension with Calgary
S41 - Signed 1yr/4M Extension with Calgary
S42 - Signed 3yr/15M Extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 3yr/12M Extension with Calgary
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Awards and Honours:
S37
Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna Knights
Awarded Elias Armia Trophy
S38
Named to Team Finland
S39
IIHF Silver Medalist
S40
Western Conference Champion
Challenge Cup Champion
S41
IIHF Silver Medalist
S42
Western Conference Champion
Challenge Cup Champion
S44
IIHF Bronze Medalist
S46
Ranked #93 in SHL Top 100 Players

My guy would have some personally branded bottles of whiskey to throw out to the fans.  It is always more fun when the crowd gets a little drunk.  Even the kids can get in on it (kidding)!

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S53 Four Star Cup Champion- Detroit Falcons
S56 Challenge Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks

I think the most exciting thing that anybody could get at any event is free food. I'd have vouchers for free burgers and pop corn and ice cream tucked in my jersey and toss them at fans whenever I could.

Ryuuji Minamino | RW | Syndicate | S53 | 1265 TPE
Birthplace: Sapporo, Japan
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 210lb
SMJHL S52 Draft 56th Overall (NLB)
SHL S53 Draft 11th Overall (CHI)
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SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | 50GP | 3G   | 5A   | 8P   | -5  | 16 PIM | 32 Hits |
S53 | 50GP | 16G | 19A | 36P | +5 | 30 PIM | 46 Hits |
S54 | 50GP | 25G | 28A | 53P | +23 | 22 PIM | 20 Hits |
S55 | 50GP | 21G | 35A | 56P | +17 | 12 PIM | 33 Hits |
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SMJHL Playoff Season
S52 | 10GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | -4 | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |
S53 | 7GP   | 2G | 3A | 5P | -1 | 2 PIM | 12 Hits |
S54 | 14GP   | 9G | 8A | 17P | +11 | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |
S55 | 17GP   | 5G | 8A | 13P | +6 | 9 PIM | 13 Hits |

Last week I talked about jock straps and what do you know, this week I will talk about them as well. Everyone needs one and why get a game worn jersey or a used puck when a functional jock strap can be reused.

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Byfuglyn and his big behind will toss big fluffy teddies to fans to represent his big fluffy rear end. The kiddies love teddy bears becuase they are nice and comfy. but actually since he is in Nevada he throws big fluffy stuffed rams. Also representing his fluffyness

RESO: Now you say that, I think I remember Emeka handing over some tickets to the Royal International Air Tattoo when he was playing with the Texas Renegades. Hope the guys there could get there, its certainly a show to behold.

Sig Credit: Flappy (EVO) and Skolpaddor (RESO)

EMEKA VALENTINE-OKOLI/PLAYER

First SMJHL Goal: Colorado Raptors, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Mikelis Ozoliņš 4, Loki Odinsson 3) at 3:12, 2nd Period (GWG) / SMJHL S47 Game 47 Day 12: Colorado Raptors vs Detroit Falcons
First SHL Goal: Texas Renegades, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Josef Kubinec 5, Ricky Spanish 4) at 16:23, 2nd Period / SHL S51 Game 71 Day 16: Edmonton Blizzard vs Texas Renegades

Eternal , onwards we roll

And Let's Retire at the Pinnacle

Sven has decided to start tossing over Pride branded coozies so fans can keep their beers cold and hand dry while they are watching Sven and the Pride tear it up.

Sven Svenson is the Proud Father of Johnny Wagner-Svenson


Sven Svenson Career Stats

Jean-François Bokassa | RD| Anchorage Armada | Died of Malaria | Gone But Not Forgotten


[pbl]Sven Svenson | LW  San Francisco Pride | Peak 2,259 TPE
Sven Svenson | Retired| SFP | Birthplace: Stockholm, Sweden
Height: 6' 2"   Weight: 210 lbs
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Highlights:
S51 WJC Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S52 Drafted 34th overall in the SMJHL Draft - Colorado Raptors
S52 WJC Bronze Medal - Team Sweden
S52 IIHF Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S53 Drafted 15th overall in the SHL Draft - San Francisco Pride
S53 Colorado Raptors Alternate Captain
S53 WJC Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S56 IIHF Bronze Medal - Team Sweden
Named S57 San Francisco Pride Captain
S63 Ron Mexico Award Winner


Richard Hogsworth | GM of the Colorado Raptors | S56 - S59
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Co-GM: S54-S55
Regular Season
  SEASON         TEAM          GP            W            L          OTL        P     
       54           |     COL     |     50      |      24      |    21     |     5      |    53      
       55           |     COL     |     50      |      27      |    18     |     5      |    59      
       56           |     COL     |     50      |      24      |    24     |     2      |    50     
       57           |     COL     |     66      |      33      |    27     |     6      |    72     
       58           |     COL     |     66      |      34      |    27     |     5      |    73     
       59           |     COL     |     66      |      35      |    23     |     8      |    78     
  CAREER    |                  |    348     |     170     |   140    |     31    |   385     
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Playoffs
S54 - Eliminated in the Western Conference Semi-Finals
S55 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S56 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S57 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S58 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S59 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals

  

Having the name Lewis HamiltonIsBlessed, Lewis would throw model cars over the glass to give to the children that are supporting him. Kids will love it.