John and its derivatives is probably the most common name, so here comes the S71 All-John(ish) team:

LW Johnny FourStar - C John Hopoate - RW Johnny Wanger-Svenson
LD - Dan Johnston - RD Johnny Shufflebord
G - Ryker Johnasson

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Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles

Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge

Career highlights:

S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber

S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie)

S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride

S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland

S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team

S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame

S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)

This is my all names team. I just think these are some of the greatest names in the league, maybe even the greatest names ever conceived of. Beautiful people all of them. 

e e - Shootin Blanks - Kool-Aid McKinstry

Johnny Shuffleboard - Just-To-Buy My-Love

Scary Jerry
Activity Check

thank you to sulo and enigmatic for the sigs! 

My All-Star team will be dedicated to all of the goalies in the league. We will have Sith Happens, Activity Check, and Ryker Johnasson up front, with Kyle Baretto and Luka Nogoalov on defense while Bernard Lodge stands in goal.

My theme would be a list of all the worst players based off of game rating stats with the exception of one player is just the worst of the worst.

Team Baddies

LW - Keegan Gamble
RW - Daquavian Davis Jr
C - Trevor Lehey (the worst player ever)
LD - Dick Trickle
RD - Theodore Louzan
Goalie - Elias Adelberg

Sith Happens || G || Carolina Kraken
Age: 24 
Height: 6'0" 
Weight: 205 
Number: 16
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 Regular Season Stats
S71 CAR | 52 GP | 26 W | 3.76 GAA | .892 SV% | 32.65 SAA | 3 SO
Totals     | 52 GP | 26 W | 3.76 GAA | .892 SV% | 32.65 SAA | 3 SO



Sith Happens || G || Carolina Kraken || Playoff Stats

S71 CAR | 9 GP | 5 W | 3.11 GAA | .909 SV% | 34.11 SAA | 1 SO
Totals     | 9 GP | 5 W | 3.11 GAA | .909 SV% | 34.11 SAA | 1 SO

  
  

s62 draft class team because i remember their names and they are very cool: 

F - Askel Fiske
F - Mikko Rashford
F - Jeff Larsson (out of retirement)
D - Ben Jammin
D - Jay O'Neil
G - Rebecca Montagne

Jeff Larsson || RW || Newfoundland Berserkers / Manhattan Rage || 952 TPE
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Name: Jeff Larsson
Playstyle: Setup Man
Career: S62-S71
Height: 6'1
Weight: 205
Number: 15
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S61: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #28 (2nd round) by the Newfoundland Beserkers
S62: Drafted in the SHL Draft #15 (1st round) by the Manhattan Rage
S66: Traded to the Toronto North Stars
S71: Final Season in the SHL
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S62 Four Star Cup Champion
S63 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 WJC Gold
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Jeff Hunziker || C || Quebec City Citadelles || 360 TPE
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Name: Jeff Hunziker
Playstyle: Sniper
Career: S71-Present
Height: 5'7
Weight: 155
Number: 96
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S71: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #17 (2nd round) by the Quebec City Citadelles
S72: Drafted in the SHL Draft #24 (2nd round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
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Today, I'm going to build for you... the egotistical All-Pythonic Team. This team will be filled with all 3 of my players and 3 players from some of my friends.

F - Valtterri Kauppinen (me)
F - Prime Xavier Doom (@JKortesi81)
F - Teddy Cuddles (@trella)
D - Edvin Kalberg (me)
D - Artturi Lappalainen (me)
G - Jon St. Ark (@Arkz)

Valtterri "Koopa" Kauppinen || W || New Orleans Specters || #44
Name: Valtterri Kauppinen
Age: 21
Birthplace: Oulu, Finland
Height: 6'0", ~1.83m
Weight: 188 lbs., ~85.28kg
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S55 SMJHL Draft - 3rd Round, 33rd Overall, Vancouver Whalers
S56 SHL Draft - 2nd Round, 19th Overall, Tampa Bay Barracuda
S59 - Traded to the New Orleans Specters
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS
S55 - 50 GP | 8 G | 5 A | 13 P | -9 | 72 SOG | 20 PIM
S56 - 50 GP | 13 G | 14 A | 27 P | +8 | 112 SOG | 10 PIM
S57 - 66 GP | 27 G | 30 A | -19 | 206 SOG | 4 PIM
TOTAL
166GP | 48 G | 46 A | 94 P | -20 | 390 SOG | 34 PIM
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SMJHL PLAYOFFS STATS
S55 - 8 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 15 SOG | 0 PIM
S56 - 17 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +1 | 35 SOG | 4 PIM
S57 - 14 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 P | +3 | 58 SOG | 11 PIM
TOTAL
29 GP | 17 G | 17 A | 34 P | +4 | 108 SOG | 15 PIM
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TROPHIES, AWARDS, RECORDS
WJC Bronze Medal - Team Finland, Season 55
Four Star Cup - Vancouver Whalers, Season 56
SMJHL All-Star - Season 57
FHM Era Single Game Point Record (7 points) - set in Season 57
Ronan O'Keefe Award - Season 57
WJC Gold Medal - Team Finland, Season 57

  


Jari Niemelä || General Manager
USA Blue GM | First Round Exit | S58 WJC

Vancouver Whalers Advisor/Coach | S56 - S59
Vancouver Whalers Co-GM | S59 | 25-35-6 | 56 points | 2nd Round Exit

Vancouver Whalers Co-GM | S60 | 47-14-5 | 99 points | Lost 4-2 in Semifinals to Newfoundland

[pbl]New Orleans Specters Co-GM | S61 | 0-0-0 | 0 points |

St. Louis Scarecrows - Rough Star, All Star.


Marshall Madden - W - 194 hits
Konig Wolf - W - 185 hits
SVDS - C - 95 hits
Arturri Lappalainen - D - 142 hits
Jay Bryzi - D - 126 hits.

It was actually kind of surprising to see the two forwards were leading the scarecrows team this season for hits. Madden and wolf are absolutely laying it all on the ice and it’s really cool to see. That’s why we went with the rough start, all star contest, and that’s what the team is going to be cold coming from the St. Louis scarecrows.

|| König Wolf Player Page || Wolf’s Updates ||

|| S71-Present || König Wolf || Texas Renegades || LW || #77 || 1643 TPE ||
NAME: Köing Wolf
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 211
NUMBER: 77
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S -  - GP:   | G:   | A:   | P:   | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-: - |


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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - | G: - | A: -  | P: -  | PIM:   | +/-:   | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S71 - 66- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 73 M
TPE: 345
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|| S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE ||
NAME: Mikael Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 206
NUMBER: 83
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S -  - GP:   | G:   | A:   | P:   | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-: - |


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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - | G: - | A: -  | P: -  | PIM:   | +/-:   | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M
TPE: 202
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|| Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE ||
NAME: Hiro Fujikawa
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 88
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S48 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 10  | A: 11  | P: 21  | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 |
S49 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 15 | A: 11  | P: 26  | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 |
S50 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 16 | A: 24  | P: 40  | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 |
S51 - LAP - GP: 50  | G: 10  | A: 25  | P: 35  | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 |

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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x

Career SHL
Regular -  GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55  | +/-: +6  | HIT: - 172 |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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BANK BALANCE: 15 M
TPE: 1313
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|| Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Elias Lindstrom
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 89
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S? - ??? - GP: 0  | G: 0  | A: 0  | P: 0  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |


[pbl]SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | HIT: -  | +/-:  |

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -  | +/: - -

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A

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|| Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Magnus Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 220
NUMBER: 83
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Career Regular Season Stats:
GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107

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Career SMJHL
Regular -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: 6   | +/-: -11  | HIT: -  |
Playoffs -  GP: -  | G: -  | A: -  | P: -  | PIM: -   | +/-:  | HIT: -  |

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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
Career Awards:
3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S20)

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My team would be the all random team consisting entirely of random players I discovered on the index.

At right wing we have andren akerson,at center crazy tomato, bender junior on left wing. Shaggy bear and I-stir my pudding as our D pairing and Chad Chadwick in net