10-06-2019, 08:54 AM
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In this podcast I get high on life and talk about random things like who I would marry/fuck/kill and random little things. Also I talk about the regular season and teams that are surprising.
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Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
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Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
JR95
great listen my dude! as someone who just recently started podcasting I know for a fact how encouraging the feedback can be, however small it may be.
I'll pop by with some questions for your next episode!
I very much like your podcast Argar cause I like SHL related discussion and you veer towards that and do it well...I haven’t asked as many questions of late but I will add
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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OMG! I am so thankful we feel the same way about hotdogs.
*heads off to go buy a hotdog*
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