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*fishy* · 12-26-2019, 02:00 PM

12-25-2019, 06:47 AMCapt_Blitzkrieg Wrote:

Lmao this is jokes

**_Blitz_** · 12-26-2019, 03:32 PM

12-26-2019, 02:00 PMjfisherr Wrote:
12-25-2019, 06:47 AMCapt_Blitzkrieg Wrote:

Lmao this is jokes

What, you don't think Kaberle looks a bit like George Clooney?

LightningDragon · 12-26-2019, 09:16 PM

A new movie releasing next summer: Defense PD. An action flick featuring two of Kelowna's best rookie defenders, Noah Nystrom and Adam Scianna! Watch as these two rookie cops are drafted to the Kelowna Defense PD and catch criminals amok around the SMJHL. Directed and also starring Luciano Vessot as the Chief. As a hardened veteran of the force, Luciano knows a thing or two about good defense while also being an offensive threat. Produced by Kelowna star and leading scorer Ryan Shepard, this flick will likely include references to how elite Ryan Shepard is at sniping for some reason. Throughout the movie, watch as the two defensive partners catch their first (Anaheim) Outlaw, deal with some troublesome (Colorado) Raptors, and defend the town from (Halifax) Raiders up to no good. Throughout their story, the two buddy cops will learn to coexist, and thrive in the cutthroat world of working as a member of the Kelowna Defense Police Department.

thedangazone · 12-27-2019, 01:20 PM

Velveteen Dream is of course the star of his own movie every day but having woken up in this alternate dimension he is now the star of The Taco Title Bout. Written and Directed by the taco lover himself, Michael Fitted, The Taco Title Bout stars moi as the up and coming young star wrestler for Tex Mex Wrestling. I have to fight my way to the top of the food chain to get a shot at the prestigious and coveted Taco Title that is for only the best of the best wrestlers. My rival and current Taco Title holder is the evil son of the owner, Nolan McMahon. Because all wrestling promotions are run by McMahon's. Produced by Joe Kurczewski of NOLA fame the movie will of course end with me, The Velveteen Dream, hitting the evil McMahon with a rolling death valley driver to set up my patented Purple Rainmaker from the top rope thus winning the Taco Title and claiming victory for all the Dream fans worldwide.

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RainDelay · 12-28-2019, 06:36 PM

NSFL PT
http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopi...t&p=240658

crutch · 12-29-2019, 05:56 PM

The Morgan Forestier story is one with many twists and different pllot points, finally culminating with his second year in the SMJHL where it turns out he is actually a pretty good hockey player and dominates the league with the Kelowna Knights. Some different plot points within this movie include: when he fist fought a bear and won, and getting drunk with the rest of his teammates with the Knights. The climax of the movie is when Morgan Forestier has to do a 150 foot pass to his teammate looking to get a breakaway for the Four Star Cup winning goal. Does it happen? I guess you'll have to go watch it and find out!

This movie will come out next SHL season, so if you like a good laugh and bear fighting, this sounds like a movie you'd want to go see.

Starring: Morgan Forestier & Bruce Willis (future Morgan Forestier)
Producer: Morgan Forestier
Directed by: Morgan Forestier

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***Esso2264*** · 12-30-2019, 12:05 PM

Colorado Park - A movie produced by Cassius Darrow @hhh81 and directed by Bo Kane @NONAME

This new Action Comedy AAA movie straight from the dankest movie makers from all the United States of America brings you the two most wacky and crazy scientists Samat Beibitzhanov @Duff101 and First-Name Last-Name @gurbs. These two are doing research on the question everyone has been asking themselves secretly but never said out loud : What if you gave alcohol to a bird???? Our test subject is a good bird name Simothy @Esso2264 which for some reason really likes hockey. Lab tests werent conclusive so they freed poor Simothy in the wild. That was their last mistake. The powerful liquid gave some new power to our hero who immediatly tried to get his wings on this magic elixir. Big Bird versus Beer coming in Summer 2020 in any cheap ass theater across the Denver area until someone dies trying to steal this masterpiece

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Duff101 · 12-30-2019, 03:03 PM

The Mighty P.U.C.K.S.

In a world where humanity is under threat from a menace from beyond the stars, two brave heroes aboard the USS Goal hold the fate of the human race itself in their hands. Starring Samat Beibitzhanov as the mysterious and wise Captain Ivan Ivanovich and Simothy Drunkebird as the hotshot best star pilot on the galaxy Wing Commander Buzz Slammer, the two men must prevent catastrophe from occurring by using the mysterious interstellar objects known as P.U.C.K.S. which are dropped by the equally unknown R.E.F.S. to defeat the alien starships. Can Ivanovich stop the P.U.C.K.S. from hitting the Goal, and can Commander Buzz Slammer use these mysterious objects against the aliens and save the future of humanity itself? Where do the P.U.C.K.S. drop from? Find out in January 1985!

Directed by Bo Kane

Produced by Cassius Darrow and George "Fuck you imma make Star Wars again" Lucas

Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs

Wiad · 12-31-2019, 03:20 PM

JMacNCheese · 01-03-2020, 06:08 PM

Pucks Over Water - A movie produced by @notorioustig, directed by @nour, and co-starring @JSS331

A POW, @JMacNCheese, left over from the Korean War finds himself in land that has recently been liberated back to South Korea, with nothing but the clothes on his back. After making his way to the capital, Seoul, he needs to find work, food and shelter, so that he may survive. Before the war hockey was his life and he was a rising star in the minors! Will he be able to transfer that to something here? Will the people be willing to help him? Is the language going to be too much of a barrier? There has to be someone in this large city that speaks his language or close to it? Will he find his way home or make this his new home? What about his family back home?

All these questions will be answered this winter 2020!!

Winstobick · 01-03-2020, 07:02 PM

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