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C9Van · 10-31-2019, 06:55 AM

[Ready to be graded. About 900 words]

No this is not a quick interview thread media thing with Jon Forty-One. He seems to have figured out the pattern of when they will strike and how to avoid them but do not worry it is only a matter of time. This shitty piece of improv media is something a little different from me.

I recently just found the thread stating that media was currently riddled with the hot potato threads by Shutdown. So naturally I want to help increase the Hot Potato threads!

I personally think the cool little legacy tournament Slash is doing is getting more posts but he snubbed me from the Season 48 team so that tournament can fuck off. (Incidentally, I need to trigger more people or I will not get many posts or rep for this hot garbage. So season 48 is the worst team ever formed. Legit not one good player in the team nor was drafted in the 1st round.)

Either way this is about the Hot Potato award. The award all dream to have and especially in season 50. But now it is under attack? I think I figured out why.

Mainly because the current holder of the award is none other than Jon Forty-One. Yes. The Simulation Hockey League fucked up. Big time. Like royally big. Just like awards in minor nominations. We have to get political and stop this absolute dickhead from winning the award. Even if it means shutting it down. I mean what happens if Jon finishes season 50 with the award and then just decides to retire? The Hot Carrot award? That is dumb and shitty and dumb.

Just like the Simulation Hockey League General Managers in prospect threads and this piece of media. This may go completely unread and improvised at the end. But if this continues Jon Forty-One will have won something and we cannot allow that to happen. This is urgent people. He already stole the Season 48 (I think it was 48) Most Valuable Player in the play-offs award from Aaron Wilson. Imagine what he could do with a full potato.

I think the only solutions are the following:

- Simply rig it.

If we rig it to a game 51 with the Minnesota Chiefs so Jon loses it all will be well again

- Kill Jon Forty-One.

Only issue is I do not have the dude who killed Jeffrey Epstein's number so unless we've got a hitman character in the league 1 of us may have to go to jail unless you have a large bank account. (Hello FBI. This is a simulation league and a joke. Also, no-one is Russian on the Russian team to my knowledge so calm down)

- Ban Shutdown.

I do not think I have ever talked to the dude and I appreciate all the hard work he puts into such an award. It is like the Jose Awards in Pro Baseball Experience I do every season now. But this is Simulation Hockey League so why not just continue tradition and hardcore punish him. Sorry bro, it was this or politely ask you to stop and 1 does not requite face to face communication.

I just realised this thread serves no purpose, but what else is new. I am getting paid regardless.

Now time for an interview with Jon Forty-One (Yes, I lied. How mean of me.)

The Interviewer: You currently hold the Hot Potato award. How do you feel about holding it?!

Jon Forty-One: I do not care. I do not want to be interviewed so fuck off.

The Interviewer: Oh. I see, I see. But I just must get an interesting answer from you about this award! Can you hope to hold onto it?!

Jon Forty-One: ...I think it is neat I am holding it. And sure, why not.

The Interviewer: The Season 51 2nd rounder you were traded for kicks in next draft. Are you hyped to see who will replace you on the Whalers?!

Jon Forty-One: ...No.

The Interviewer: You recently just finished your first rookie season in the big leagues of the Simulation Hockey League. You also finished with 13 whole points after gunning at least 12. So my final question to you Mr. Forty-One is:

Choose your Generation One Pokemon Starter Pokemon! Fire-Type Charmander, Grass-Type Bulbasaur or finally, the Water-Type Squirtle.

Jon Forty-One: No, fuck you! I refuse to ever answer this fucking shit! You ask me this bollocks every god damn season! Enough!

Thus ends this interview and with that the discussion of the hot potato award with me. So what did we learn from this? Well:

- Without prep and pure improv my media is shite but I get money regardless so feels good.
- The league may not need more Hot Potato Awards
- Jon Forty-One still refuses to answer the question we demand to know

Over the off season when the dank times two media money kicks in I will actually be posting decent media you will all avoid like the plague. Maybe feature questions from Jon but overall it will have a focus on a handful of rookies in the draft to give them a bit of exposure and probably also a piece of media highlighting who will be replacing me on the Vancouver Whalers in the season 51 2nd round pick.

Until then. Toodles.

shutdown · 10-31-2019, 09:54 AM

i vote we ban that pos. he brings nothing of value to the site tbh

**bbjygm** · 10-31-2019, 10:03 AM

10-31-2019, 09:54 AMshutdown Wrote: i vote we ban that pos. he brings nothing of value to the site tbh

Yeah, shut him down

*thiefofcheese* · 10-31-2019, 11:26 AM

10-31-2019, 10:03 AMbbjygm Wrote:
10-31-2019, 09:54 AMshutdown Wrote: i vote we ban that pos. he brings nothing of value to the site tbh

Yeah, shut him down

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