Edward Teach's Draft Profile/Interview (2x draft media bonus)
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biggestshlchad
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In an alternate universe where ESPN cares about hockey, we go to Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith to go over some of the top draft prospects for the SMJHL:
MK: So Stephen A., what have you heard about the big prospects for the upcoming SMJHL draft? SA: I've heard some big, big things. THE MOST HYPED prospects are some recreates, and let me tell you something, Max. These recreates are NO JOKE. MK: That's exactly right, Stephen A. But what about our first time users? I've heard some good things about this goalie prospect, Edward Teach- SA: LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. Edward "Blackbeard" Teach is a DEAR FRIEND of mine and I want to set the record straight: despite his past in piracy, he's turning his career around and he will be ONE OF THE TOP goaltenders in the league. MK: Stephen A, I was agreeing with you... Edward Teach is shaping up to be an excellent prospect. Any idea where he's going to land? SA: Well I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE with a dear friend of mine who happens to be a GM in the SMJHL. He will go unnamed, but he says that his squad is very interested in drafting Teach. MK: Okay, let's bring Teach on the line here to listen to his thoughts on the draft. Teach, are you with us? ET: Ahoy, landlubbers! I'm glad you're spending more time on hockey! SA: Watch it, Teach! You DO NOT want to make an enemy out of me! MK: Teach, that is JUST ABSURD. We can cover whatever we want on our own show! ET: Sorry, mateys. SA: Teach, tell us when you think you'll get drafted. ET: You know, it doesn't matter to me when I get picked. It would of course be an honor to get picked high, but at the end of the day I'm just a nice guy who tries hard and loves the game. SA: Take a look, y'all. THIS RIGHT HERE is an example of the type of player you want to draft. MK: Teach, do you have anything else to say as we wrap up the show? ET: Nay, matey, I'd say that my skills on the ice speak for themselves. SA: Well, good luck in the draft and remember to STAY OFF THE WEED! (389 words, also my first media piece so I tried to make it fun, go easy on me)
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