The best player in the draft
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HabsFanFromOntario
SHL GM S30 Cup Champion Never Going To Win A Cup
I'm going to break the surprise for you, it's not me. Time and time again, we see re-creates come in and perform admirably, some old players with dodgy records turn the corner and show consistency and stay around performing well. But, as with most drafts, the best swing is the rookie who becomes the breakout star. I'm talking about your Tommy Salami's, your Wadey's and your Tommy Salami's. Active and high performing new blood are the life of the league and lead us in the direction where we will ultimately end up, for better or FHM. So, who is this breakout star I'm talking about? Well, it's our very own smarter child, 12 year old boy savant, not so genius boy tries hard, Vic.
I will lead off by saying yes, Vic has some big and terrifiying downfalls. One, his name is Vic which is likely short for Victor which means he will or is a juvenile delinquent. Two, he cheers for the Boston Bruins and is from that wretched state. Three, he's 12 so you have to ask him mom if it's okay for him to update this week, something Ham does with rousing success. (I think he's banging Vic's mom). With all that aside, Vic is a great locker room presence, he's continuously updated and took a job on the team posting the screenshots for the game statistics after each game and has generally been a great person to bully. It's like the show Community, every team needs somebody to shit on, an escape goat if you will. Your team will be better for taking Vic and if it isn't, it's only because you probably should have taken me instead even if I'm not as good as him. This article brought to you by the Vic for rookie of the year committee even if he doesn't really deserve it. “The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
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Player Updaters Player Updaters 12-30-2021, 06:34 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote: something Ham does with rousing success. (I think he's banging Vic's mom). nice [S78] #14 C | Jon Garfield [SMJHL] Regina Elk / Thunder Bay Walleye [SHL] Buffalo Stampede | Prospect [S58] #72 LD | Shion Okamoto [SMJHL] Newfoundland Berserkers | Former Captain | S60, S62 Four Star Cup [SHL] Chicago Syndicate | S64 Challenge Cup [IIHF] Team Japan | S60 Gold
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