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I'm going to break the surprise for you, it's not me. Time and time again, we see re-creates come in and perform admirably, some old players with dodgy records turn the corner and show consistency and stay around performing well. But, as with most drafts, the best swing is the rookie who becomes the breakout star. I'm talking about your Tommy Salami's, your Wadey's and your Tommy Salami's. Active and high performing new blood are the life of the league and lead us in the direction where we will ultimately end up, for better or FHM. So, who is this breakout star I'm talking about? Well, it's our very own smarter child, 12 year old boy savant, not so genius boy tries hard, Vic.

I will lead off by saying yes, Vic has some big and terrifiying downfalls. One, his name is Vic which is likely short for Victor which means he will or is a juvenile delinquent. Two, he cheers for the Boston Bruins and is from that wretched state. Three, he's 12 so you have to ask him mom if it's okay for him to update this week, something Ham does with rousing success. (I think he's banging Vic's mom).

With all that aside, Vic is a great locker room presence, he's continuously updated and took a job on the team posting the screenshots for the game statistics after each game and has generally been a great person to bully. It's like the show Community, every team needs somebody to shit on, an escape goat if you will. Your team will be better for taking Vic and if it isn't, it's only because you probably should have taken me instead even if I'm not as good as him.

This article brought to you by the Vic for rookie of the year committee even if he doesn't really deserve it.

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Vic already hates HO he's here for the long haul

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12-30-2021, 06:34 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote: something Ham does with rousing success. (I think he's banging Vic's mom).

nice

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12-30-2021, 06:48 PMlmao Wrote:
12-30-2021, 06:34 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote: something Ham does with rousing success. (I think he's banging Vic's mom).

nice

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12-30-2021, 06:40 PMPatty Wrote: Vic already hates HO he's here for the long haul
Not HO, just you.

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12-30-2021, 06:53 PMvic03 Wrote:
12-30-2021, 06:40 PMPatty Wrote: Vic already hates HO he's here for the long haul
Not HO, just you.
yeah fair enough

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If Vic is 12 then the MCU is older than him.

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