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MCP_ · 12-04-2022, 01:35 PM

The Battleborn are currently casted in a remake of Casino Royale, with Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk doing all the roles while his team sits back. He's Bond, the villain (idk i haven't seen a James Bond film), and even the baccarat table.

PremierBromanov · 12-04-2022, 01:55 PM

We are going to make a skeezy sci fi movie about alien babes coming to earth (and studs too). The boys and gals will try to woo them using their hockey prowess. But, unbeknownst to them the aliens are asexual and reproduce by spores and the team learns a valuable lesson about...something.

Aurora · 12-04-2022, 04:42 PM

The Detroit Falcons would create a Superhero movie, Aurora Azjha would play the role of villain, while Bnana NWaffles would play the main character, with Julian Florsch as his sidekick

Maxy · 12-04-2022, 05:16 PM

Tobias Wrexks will be making his film debut as writer, actor and executive producer of "Top Cheddar" the story of a very talented hockey player, who faces adversity as the league he plays for tries to move towards a more friendly, less ego driven community. Wrexks has to adjust to the new sports scene and his own place in it.

Fitted2106 · 12-04-2022, 05:57 PM

They chose to follow Carolina because we crack and listen the f****** Taylor Swift and everyone's just f****** dicking around you know horse and around just being a bunch of grab asses so you know what they grow up to be little slap dicks and their medium size slap dicks and then they get to be us and their big sloptics.

*AgentSmith630* · 12-04-2022, 06:02 PM

It's going to be a "Following in the Footsteps of Family" type of movie, where Johnny Wagner-Svenson has to learn to walk in his uncle's shadow in Carolina until he can prove himself.

charlieconway · 12-04-2022, 08:45 PM

Noah is going to be the main character. It’s gonna be a musical set on the ice, and the love interest will be Noah Charlevoix himself. It’ll be called Narcissus on Skates, and it’ll get scathing reviews.

Myspace · 12-04-2022, 11:17 PM

The Colorado Raptors at Patricija's behest would put on a buddy comedy flick with their individual lines set in different outrageous scenarios around the world. The focus would be on the different aspects of chemistry that make the team work, and laugh.

TheRoyalEmpoleon · 12-04-2022, 11:28 PM

If I have the opportunity to create a movie with my teammates as the starring members, I would create a horror movie, never hurts to give the opponents a bit of a scare before they have to play us

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***iStegosauruz*** · 12-04-2022, 11:36 PM

If the Nevada Battleborn were going to have a movie written about them, I’d skip the script all together and let my teammates be the entertainment. Think “The Office” or “Parks and Rec” but with baseball- and significantly funnier

*Count Chocula* · 12-04-2022, 11:53 PM

Our production will be a biopic of former Berserker Clean Andrei Kostitsyn. It will follow his life and the key moments that shaped him into the enigmatic hockey legend.

LucidDreams702 · 12-05-2022, 12:06 AM

The next big thing in Hollywood will be staring the Yukon Malamutes in a classic comedy that showcases what happens when a group of SMJHL players opens a local ice rink.

GeckoeyGecko · 12-05-2022, 01:55 AM

have you ever seen passion of the christ? Imagine that, but about e instead and also theres a long sex scene where i get to bone anne hathaway

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