The “work-horse” team. This is every player from the SMJHL this year who averaged the most time or in the case of goalies maximum minutes for each respective position.

LW – Jussi Mutou – (Average TOI: 21:56)

C – Red Panda – (Average TOI: 22:21)

RW – Jordan Thompson – (Average TOI 21:27)

LD – Kristian Seppanen – (Average TOI: 23:59)

RD – Jack Booth – (Average TOI: 24:52)

G – Five-Hole Sieve – (3264 minutes played)

My theme is Kel rookie roster you best be scared when this team unites

F: Jennifer Huh
F: Mark "The Tater Tot" Jagerson
F: Carter Stankoven

D: Jeff Buekeboom
D: Savva Kirik
D: Klims Jevsejevs

I joined the season pretty late, so I don't have anything all that clever, since I'm not to up to date on who's who in the SMJHL. So here is my all something list, see if you can guess what the something is:

C - Sad Ketchup
RW - Sabage Cabage
LW - Cal Juice
LD - John Peanut
RD - Benny Hanna
G- Roman Checmanek II (this is definitely a stretch, but think lettuce)

sig by @Bruins10 

       

 

Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada
Name: Lyle Odelein III
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 24 

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
 S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26
 S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62

 S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20

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SHL Regular Season Stats
 S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26

 S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30 

 S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32 

 S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28 

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WJC Tournament

 S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10

 S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14 

 S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8 

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IIHF Tournament
 S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0

 S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0

 S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2
 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6

 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14

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Career achievements

S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada

S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows 

S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada 

S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC 

S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA 

S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada 

S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters

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Names of players who would not have trouble finding a Instagram handle because their names are just that unique:

1. WIDE PEEPO HAPPY 3 KOIVU
2. GRIMMJOW JAEGERJAQUEZ
3. SEAMUS O'SLAPAHAN
4. CHUCHICHASCHTLI ZOPF
5. I-STIR MYPUDDING
6. RIP THUNDERDOME 2013-2023

Please note this is just my opinion and also please note that if Hodor or Kevin Kim applied for team they would be mega-denied. Sorry pals. Good luck finding a handle.

GONE ARE THE DAYS OF THE ENFORCER, INTRODUCING THE CORSI ALL STARS

C - Ace Guilded
LW - Dwayne Swanson
RW - Mia Lavoie
RD - Wain Gretski
LD - Valerija Serapin
G - Song Ju-Gong

Roman Jalopski || C || Vancouver Whalers || #3 || JOE
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Personally I would go with the all goalie team after all if there is 6 goaltenders how are you going to score.
Five hole Sieve
Song Ju-gong
Shotty McStopper 
Kris 
Luke fromm
Herman Stahl

Places like the SHL allow you to ask questions. Questions like, what if my favorite characters from TV shows and games were actually star hockey players? Inspired admittedly by my own player, who I've purposefully left off of the team to avoid bias, here is my All-Pop-Culture team!

F - Squilliam Fancyson (Spongebob)
F - Squidwardo Tentacles (Spongebob)
F - Chopper Donquixote (One Piece)
D - Stormlord Imotekh (Warhammer 40k)
D - Slowpoke (Pokemon)
G - The Masked Stranger (Such a popular media trope, you take your pick. Could be literally anyone probably.)

ive got an hour, so an all-Nevada team, this team will consist of players on the Nevada Battleborn. yeah boo me but its a team. First, Just Perfection is the Goalie here, no doubt about it. Then, we will have our top 3 point getters be our forwards, Cal Juice in at LW, Literaly Wizard in at C, and Jim Wieners in at RW. We'll have Seergey Ivanov and Caspian Leevi for our defensemen pairing