What are you expecting from the new SHL season.

Who will win the challenge cup, why?
Who will be last in the regular season, why?

LW | ZELMA ZUNTNERE | LATVIA | FORGE Age: 23 Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 190 lbs Number: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season stats [S54]CAR - GP:50 G:4 A:5 P:9 Hits:14 +/-:-8 SB:14 [S55]NBB - GP:50 G:18 A:7 P:25 Hits:37 +/-:-17 SB:59 [S55]NBB - GP:50 G:23 A:19 P:42 Hits:7 +/-:+8 SB:36 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season stats [S56]WPG - GP:66 G:16 A:10 P:26 Hits:10 +/-:-7 SB:11 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff stats [S54]CAR - GP:20 G:1 A:0 P:1 Hits:2 +/-:0 SB:3 [S55]NBB - GP:4 G:0 A:0 P:0 Hits:2 +/-:-5 SB:4 [S55]NBB - GP:5 G:1 A:3 P:4 Hits:1 +/-:-3 SB:4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff stats [S56]WPG - GP: G: A: P: Hits: +/-: SB: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Drafted 33OA In The S54 SMJHL Draft - Kraken Drafted 37OA In The S55 SHL Draft - Jets Signed a one-year deal with the Aurora (Through S58) Signed a two-year deal with the Aurora (Through S60) Drafted in the expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge ------------------------------------------------------------ Honours and awards S54 Four Star Cup Champion with Carolina Kraken S55 WJC Champion
Oliver Pettyfer / Isaac Cormier Hale / Eva Lykke Aparjode

I'm way too busy with Team PT bullshit to come up with honest questions, but give me a SHL fantasy team update, both of you!!

Thanks to Ohtaay, Joggy and Gcool for the questions.

Answered and already posted, go check it out

How do your fantasy teams look going into the season?

Pick the best team in the East and West excluding WKP and WIN.

MVP / ROTY predictions?

Who are your other rivalries (players or teams) besides each other?

What will your statlines be at the end of the season?
(G, A, P, +/-, Hits, HTT, etc...)

I need to catch up on podcasts... I think I'll download them for the commute now. Lol


I remember one podcast you incorrectly stated that I love lime a Rita's. I'm more of a lemonade a Rita man, thank you very much.

Why does Big Manious smell? Don't think this offseason made me forget.

What is Slappy doing to win this time?

Chances Slappy leads the league in any category

Slappy vs Big M in a hot dog eating contest. Who wins and who throws up first.

Bonk and I couldn't do this last weekend. He was sick and I was busy with work. Barring the zombie apocalypse or some such we will be getting to it either Friday or Saturday night.

Thanks to Dmoushey and Bojo for already throwing some questions in here. Can we get a few more so we can reach greater heights of sloth and apathy? The answer to that lies with you.

Manious' game has taken off this year and is averaging over a point per game. Do you think Slappy will be able to catch Manious in points this year?

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Lil' Manius
Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired  Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------

Big Manius
Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------

I'm back. Did you miss me? or just the boob pics? :lol:

-Big Manius, talk about the excellent starts to the season for the 1st place Dragons and Platoon. Why are both of these teams currently playing better than the defending champ Jets?

-Manius, how do you think Slappy feels about the season WKP is having?

-Slappy and Manius, how do you think Esa feels about the season Calgary is having?

-Will the chicken population in Calgary be able to survive the scoring pace Esa is on this season?

-Manius, you're finally producing in the SHL, congrats, one can only assume you owe this all to your amazing Junior GM and mentor Esa Anrikkanen, who groomed you since you were an extremely hairy, stubby fingered, wide eyed, small penised rookie in Detroit.. True or False?

-Slappy, do you secretly hate that Big Manius is good this year or are you genuinely happy for him?

-Are either of you concerned that Big Manius's initials are the same as Bowel Movement?

-Has anyone picked up Bowel Movement in fantasy yet?

-Manius, how did it feel to get beat up by Steven Jalopski and then farted on by Esa?

-Have your wives started cooking thanksgiving dinner yet? Are you eating together? What kind of pies are you both expecting?

-Please weigh yourselves before thanksgiving dinner and after, then report on your weight gain in next week's episode. I'm predicting a 1-2 pound gain for Manius and a 3-4 pound gain for Slappy.

Now Boobs,

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---> ParmBorg Highlights <---


Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+ Name: Esa Parmborg Age: 18 Height: 7'0" Weight: 350 lbs Number: 77 Born: Hella, Iceland ----------------------- Transactions: Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL ----------------------- Awards & Achievements: S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons ----------------------- SHL Statistics: S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70 ----------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76 S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111 S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147 S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116 TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450

[pbl]Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE Age: 40 Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Number: 10 Born: Helsinki, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126 S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162 S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115 S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137 S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128 S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123 S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118 S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187 S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143 S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224 S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201 S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205 S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208 S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207 S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164 S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198 S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232 S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239 S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205 S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135 S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200 S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154 S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153 S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162 S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156 S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168 S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155 S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68 S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73 ------------------------------------------------ Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Lost my sig, Work in progress.....
#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer 
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45


Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6 ---------------------------------------- Seasons: 27 Playoffs: 25 Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50) Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50) President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49) Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49) Lance Uppercut Award: S36 Joe McKeil Award: S26 Joe McKeil Award: S30 Joe McKeil Award: S33 Joe McKeil Award: S39 1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups! ---------------------------------------- Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543) S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL  (+7) S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL  (+31) S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0) S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12) S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14) S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13) S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23) S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17) S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24) S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24) S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29) S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30) S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9) S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18) S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43) S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47) S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14) S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34) S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4) S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30) S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL  (+55) S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+44) S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+28) S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13) S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL  (+16) S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL  (+14) S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL  (-7) -----------------SMJHL-------------------- Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23 Seasons: 4 Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23) President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) GM of The Year: S23 more to follow.....

Going to do this tonight. Thanks to Esa for the questions. Anyone else feel like contributing?

West Kendall just came off a 8 game winning streak, and before that a 6 game winning streak. What has Winnipeg done?

With all the "fun" suspension talk, If it were to happen who would get suspended first between you two and why.

Slappy, did you pop a chub when WKP beat Winnipeg this season? BM, did your heart crush into many little pieces?

Play any actual sports?

What do you plan on getting each other for Christmas?

Next time WPG plays WKP, loser has to buy the other person a lime-a-rita and they have to chug it on the air next podcast.

thoughts on the suspensions?

any early plans for xmas?

whats your favourite beverage as well as food/dish this time of year? why?

Time to compare your guys stats!

Give us that fantasy update.

Why does Laflamme suck so bad?

Best hangover food?

What do your wives do while you guys are doing this stuff? lol

Are you guys earlier christmas shoppers, or last minute shoppers?

Egg nog drinkers? If so, who would out drink who?

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts
Theo Kondos || F || S77 HoF - Jesster & Darr - CC x2 ||  -- CAREER STATS -- -- SHL Regular Season -- S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32 S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15 S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34 S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50 S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36 S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00 S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30 S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59 S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08 S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40 S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51 S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21 S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40 S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46 -- SHL Playoffs -- S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35 S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39 S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55 S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21 S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55 S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21 S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55 S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21 S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59 S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01 S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45 S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59 -- SMJHL -- S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22 S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09 S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53 S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05 -- AWARDS -- S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL] S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL] S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL] S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC] S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC] S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL] S58: All Rookie Team [SHL] S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL] S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL] S64: West All Star [SHL] S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL] S65: West All Star [SHL] S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL] S65: Darr Nominee [SHL] S66: West All Star [SHL] S66: Darr Winner [SHL] S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL] S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF] S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 || ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: 600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups --------------
Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 || -- CAREER STATS -- REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599 -- AWARDS -- S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.) S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP) S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP) S23: SHL All Rookie Team S26: IIHF Gold (Russia) S28: IIHF Silver (Russia) S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia) S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP) S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

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Sigs by @FlappyGiraffe,  @Steelhead77,  @ToeDragon84, @slothfacekilla, @Wasty and other dude I need to find your name

Lil' Manius
Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired  Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------

Big Manius
Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------