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09-28-2018, 03:45 PM
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All joking aside, I think it´s time that we focus on something that is important to me and at the same time is one of the biggest issues on SHL, did you know that.....
.. Formx was wrongfully removed from the head office, and will be taking over my job as the head commish effective immediately..
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
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09-28-2018, 04:42 PM
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and then after that, formx went back to his farm and took a big nasty shit right on the cow's forehead. This would lead to building up confidence for him to enforce a worldwide ban on the Buffalo Stampede as we know it. He then starts dancing . . .
Yurt6
after he smeared shit on his forehead as is the custom of his people. This led to the Stampede following suit, as they refused to be phased by this obvious scare tactic. Then...
Reginald Rove | LW | Manhattan Rage | 1,322 TPE ----------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S39 DET - GP: 50 / G: 3 / A: 8 / P: 11 / +/-: -20 / PIM: 12 / HIT: 21 S40 DET - GP: 50 / G: 16 / A: 15 / P: 31 / +/-: 9 / PIM: 14 / HIT: 37 Career - GP: 100 / G: 19 / A: 23 / P: 42 / +/-: -11 / PIM: 26 / HIT: 58 ----------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics S41 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 9 / A: 10 / P: 19 / +/-: -14 / PIM: 8 / HIT: 43 S42 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 12 / A: 14 / P: 26 / +/-: -15 / PIM: 8 / HIT: 46 S43 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 22 / A: 23 / P: 45 / +/-: -15 / PIM: 4 / HIT: 39 S44 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 17 / A: 17 / P: 34 / +/-: -5 / PIM: 8 / HIT: 49 S45 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 16 / A: 17 / P: 33 / +/-: -22 / PIM: 6 / HIT: 56 S46 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 19 / A: 31 / P: 50 / +/-: 5/ PIM: 6 / HIT: 14 S47 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 15 / A: 19 / P: 34 / +/-: -15/ PIM: 10 / HIT: 21 S48 MAN - GP: 50 / G: 15 / A: 23 / P: 38 / +/-: -11/ PIM: 22 / HIT: 61 Career - GP: 400/ G: 125 / A: 154 / P: 279 / +/-: -92 / PIM: 72 / HIT: 329 ----------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S39 DET - GP: 5 / G: 0 / A: 1 / P: 1 / +/-: -4 / PIM: 2 / HIT: 0 S40 DET - GP: 15 / G: 8 / A: 6 / P: 14 / +/-: 8 / PIM: 6 / HIT: 7 Career - GP: 20 / G: 8 / A: 7 / P: 15 / +/-: 4 / PIM: 8 / HIT: 7 -------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S41 MAN - DNQ S42 MAN - DNQ S43 MAN - DNQ S44 MAN - DNQ S45 MAN - DNQ S46 MAN - GP: 12 / G: 6 / A: 5 / P: 11 / +/-: 0/ PIM: 0 / HIT: 3 S47 MAN - GP: 5 / G: 1 / A: 1 / P: 2 / +/-: -3/ PIM: 2/ HIT: 5 S48 MAN - DNQ CAREER - GP: 17 / G: 7 / A: 6 / P: 13 / +/-: -3/ PIM: 2 / HIT: 8 ----------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff History S41 MAN - DNQ S42 MAN - DNQ S43 MAN - DNQ S44 MAN - DNQ S45 MAN - DNQ S46 MAN - Lost 4-1 in Semifinals to Buffalo Stampede S47 MAN - Lost 4-1 in Wildcard to Chicago Syndicate S48 MAN - DNQ ----------------------------------------------------------- Transaction History >(S39): Drafted 13th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Detroit Falcons >(S40): Drafted 15th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Manhattan Rage >(S40): Signed $8,000,000/3yr deal with the Manhattan Rage >(S42): Signed $10,500,000/3yr deal with the Manhattan Rage >(S46): Signed $14,000,000/2yr deal with the Manhattan Rage >(S48): Signed $31,000,000/5yr deal with the Manhattan Rage ----------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case 1x IIHF Silver Medal (S40) 2x IIHF Gold Medal (S41, S47) ----------------------------------------------------------- Achievements S44: Ranked #86 in SHL Top 100 S45: Ranked #84 in SHL Top 100 S46: Ranked #90 in SHL Top 100 S47: Ranked #46 in SHL Top 100 -----------------------------------------------------------
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A truly shocking scene it was. from stars to rooks, from coaches to cleaners.. every person associated with the SHL was here.. together in this auditorium awaiting this major announcement which has hovered over the league in secrecy for quite a while! But it better happen soon as the crowd grows restless. Members of Winnipeg have ......
finally rebelled against returning point tasks allowing arbitrating awards that only favor names of player who write them and award five players predestined to reach unreachable levels of TPE for people not being part of this conspiration.
Piotr Czerkawski | C/RW | S41 | 1843 Peak TPE | #77 | 319 G 443 A 762 P Age: 25 | Height: 6'2" | Weight: 220 lbs Player Type: Offensive Forward | Number: 77 Birthplace: Radomsko, Poland -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards/Honors Selected 8th OA by Montreal Militia in S40 SMJHL Entry Draft Selected 3rd OA by New England Wolfpack in S41 SHL Entry Draft S41 | Named Alternate Captain of the Montreal Militia S41 | Won the WJC Gold Medal with Eastern Europe S44, S45 | President Trophy With Edmonton Blizzard S45 | Cole Reinhart Trophy With Edmonton Blizzard S45 | Challenge Cup With Edmonton Blizzard S46 | Named Alternate Captain of the New Orleans Specters S46 | Cole Reinhart Trophy With New Orleans Specters S47 | S47 All-Star 1st Team With New Orleans Specters S47 | S47 Nominee for Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player S50 | S50 All-Star 1st Team With New Orleans Specters S50 | Winner of Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals With New Orleans Specters S50 | Nominee for Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player With New Orleans Specters S51 | S51 All-Star 3rd Team With New Orleans Specters S51 | President Trophy With New Orleans Specters S51 | Winner of Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals With New Orleans Specters S52 | President Trophy With San Francisco Pride S52 | Cole Reinhart Trophy With San Francisco Pride S53 | S53 All-Star 3rd Team With San Francisco Pride S53 | Won the IIHF Silver Medal with Czechia -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S43 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | PIM: 29 | HIT: 43 | +/-: -19 S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A:19 | P: 28 | PIM: 18 | HIT: 64 | +/-: +7 S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 5 | +/-: +10 S46 | NOS | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:23 | P: 38| PIM: 0 | HIT: 24 | +/-: +9 S47 | NOS | GP: 50 | G:24 | A:34 | P: 54| PIM: 19 | HIT: 77 | +/-: +27 S48 | NOS | GP: 50 | G:21 | A:23 | P: 44| PIM: 18 | HIT: 79 | +/-: -1 S49 | NOS | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:25 | P: 40| PIM: 57 | HIT: 150 | +/-: -2 S50 | NOS | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:30 | P: 57| PIM: 54 | HIT: 184 | +/-: +14 S51 | NOS | GP: 50 | G:28 | A:30 | P: 58| PIM: 26 | HIT: 120 | +/-: +18 S52 | SFP | GP: 50 | G:13 | A:27 | P: 40| PIM: 31 | HIT: 167 | +/-: +9 S53 | SFP | GP: 50 | G:33 | A:25 | P: 58| PIM: 38 | HIT: 88 | +/-: +23 S54 | SFP | GP: 50 | G:19 | A:31 | P: 50| PIM: 32 | HIT: 84 | +/-: +9 S55 | TEX | GP: 50 | G:17 | A:21 | P: 38| PIM: 24| HIT: 78| +/-: +14 S56 | MAN | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:28 | P: 43| PIM: 14| HIT: 83 | +/-: +33 S57 | MAN | GP: 66 | G:17 | A:36 | P: 53| PIM: 24 | HIT: 102| +/-: +19 S58 | MAN | GP: 66 | G:18 | A:36 | P: 54| PIM: 11 | HIT: 76| +/-: -11 S59 | MAN | GP: 66 | G:13 | A:9 | P: 22| PIM: 22 | HIT: 75| +/-: -50 S60 | MAN | GP: 66 | G:8 | A:20 | P: 28| PIM: 16 | HIT: 70| +/-: -42 S61 | LAP | GP: 66 | G:11 | A:12 | P: 23| PIM: 4 | HIT: 58| +/-: -4 SHL TOTAL | GP: 1030 | G:319| A:443| P:762| PIM:440| HIT:1627| +/-: +53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S42 | NEW | GP: 6 | G:2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | PIM:0 | HIT: 9 | +/-: -3 S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | PIM:10 | HIT: 8 | +/-: +1 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | PIM:0 | HIT: 8 | +/-: +7 S46 | NOS | GP:20 | G:3 | A: 9 | P:12 | PIM:2 | HIT: 15 | +/-: +0 S47 | NOS | GP: 7 | G:2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIM:2 | HIT: 11 | +/-: +0 S48 | NOS | GP: 13 | G:5 | A: 6 | P:11 | PIM:4 | HIT: 20 | +/-: -2 S49 | NOS | GP: 10 | G:3 | A: 3 | P:6 | PIM:9 | HIT: 20 | +/-: -2 S50 | NOS | GP: 10 | G:2 | A: 10 | P:12 | PIM:16 | HIT: 45 | +/-: -2 S51 | NOS | GP: 5 | G:0 | A: 4 | P:4 | PIM:0 | HIT: 14 | +/-: -1 S52 | SFP | GP: 19 | G:7| A:9| P: 16 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 42| +/-: -10 S61 | LAP | GP: 5 | G:1 | A:1 | P: 2| PIM: 2 | HIT: 3| +/-: -1 SHL TOTAL | GP: 118| G:30| A:47 | P:76| PIM:55| HIT:195| +/-: -13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S40 | MTL | GP:50 | G:11 | A:12 | P:23 | PIM:8 | HIT:36 | +/-: -12 S41 | MTL | GP:50 | G:20 | A:26 | P:46 | PIM:32 | HIT:44 | +/-: +0 S42 | MTL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:21 | P:33 | PIM:11 | HIT:16 | +/-: +12 SMJHL TOTAL | GP: 150 | G:43| A:59 | P:102| PIM:51| HIT:96| +/-: 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S40 | MTL | GP: 6 | G:2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | PIM:4 | HIT: 4 | +/-: -4 S41 | MTL | GP:19 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | PIM:2 | HIT:18 | +/-: +9 S42 | MTL | GP: 9 | G:2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIM:7 | HIT: 8 | +/-: -3 SMJHL TOTAL | GP: 34 | G:13| A:15 | P:28| PIM:13| HIT:30| +/-: +2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Traded S40 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with Montreal Militia S41 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with New England Wolfpack S42 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with New England Wolfpack S43 | Signed 3y / $15M Contract (S45 MO) with New England Wolfpack S43 | Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard S45 | FA Rights Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda S45 | Signed 2y / $8M Contract with New Orleans Specters S47 | Signed 5y / $25M Contract with New Orleans Specters S51 | Traded to San Francisco Pride for 1st Round Pick S52 | Signed 1y / $5M Contract with San Francisco Pride S53 | Signed 1y / $5.5 M Contract with San Francisco Pride S54 | Signed 1y / $5M Contract with San Francisco Pride S55 | Traded to Texas Renegades for 2 2nd Round Pick & 2 players S56 | Signed 1y / $8.5M Contract with Manhattan Rage S57 | Signed 2y / $8M Contract with Manhattan Rage S59 | Signed 1y / $4M Contract with Manhattan Rage S60 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with Manhattan Rage S61 | Signed 1y / $3M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers Player Page | Update Page
09-28-2018, 05:03 PM Yurt6 Wrote:
Formx booted up discord and typed pornhub in every channel and got disappointed not porn was shown. Screaming at the top his lungs "this is all your fault..."
Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 66 Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede Birthplace: Borås, Sweden Height: 5'6" Weight: 290 lbs Number: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 | 0 PIM | 9 H BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | +0 | 5 PIM | 2 H BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 | 5 PIM | 7 H BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4 | 34 PIM | 192 H BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0 | 61 PIM | 187 H BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM | 129 H BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM | 141 H BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM | 157 H BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 10 H BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11 | 0 PIM | 0 H BUF | S49 | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 4 PIM | 15 H BUF | S50 | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +3 | 2 PIM | 20 H BUF | S51 | 8 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 4 PIM | 27 H BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P| +1 | 23 PIM | 50 H BUF | S53 | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 12 H BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 34 H BUF | S55 | 17 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H BUF | S56 | 23 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H BUF | S57 | 17 GP | 8 G | 3 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 17 H BUF | S58 | 21 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 44 H BUF | S59 | 19 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 40 H BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H SMJHL Playoffs: DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H Career Achivements: S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
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09-28-2018, 06:51 PM Mayuu Wrote:
"...Satan!" For everyone knows that porn is forbidden in Hell ( this is actually the only real difference between it and heaven). Formx was so enraged by his lack of porn that he took all his pent up anger, and sexual tension, grabbed a michette in one hand, a shot gun in the other, put on his night vision goggles, and a thick bullet proof vest, and got ready to unleash an attach on ....
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09-28-2018, 07:23 PM
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A truly shocking scene it was. from stars to rooks, from coaches to cleaners.. every person associated with the SHL was here.. together in this auditorium awaiting this major announcement which has hovered over the league in secrecy for quite a while! But it better happen soon as the crowd grows restless. Members of Winnipeg have ......
been turned into newts by a witch. The suspect in this case has been described as looking like a witch with a wart on her face, and weighing the same as a piece of wood. Thankfully the members of Winnipeg got better.
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Erben Kasius || Defense || New England Wolfpack ======================================================= Birthplace: Netherlands IIHF Affiliation: Germany Player Type: Point Shooter ------------------------------------------------------- TPE: 930 ======================================================= SMJHL Stats ------------------------------------------------------- [S52 - STL] 50 GP | 10 G | 15 A | 25 P | +04 [S53 - STL] 50 GP | 06 G | 17 A | 23 P | -01 [S54 - STL] 46 GP | 09 G | 08 A | 17 P | -08 [S55 - STL] 50 GP | 03 G | 16 A | 19 P | -20 ------------------------------------------------------- [S52 - S55] 196 GP | 28 G | 56 A | 84 P | -25 ======================================================= SHL Stats ------------------------------------------------------- [S56 - NEW] ======================================================= Player History ------------------------------------------------------- [S52] Drafted 16th in the SMJHL Draft by St. Louis [S53] Drafted 13th in the SHL Draft by New Orleans [S53] Signed 3-year, $21 million deal with New Orleans [S55] Acquired by New England via trade [S55] Signed 3-year, $15 million deal with New England =======================================================
09-28-2018, 07:33 PM
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09-28-2018, 07:04 PM King Wrote: 09-28-2018, 06:51 PM Mayuu Wrote:
Wally, HO and everyone who ordered the shrimp and vegetables dinner.... formx was horny and angry and grabbed the wet crutchfield pic out of TDZs hands then turned to where the Texas Renages we’re seated and demanded that...
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
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Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season SHL Regular Season S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championships S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67 1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62 1x Four Star Cup - S60 1x Laurifer Trophy - S60 2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- #71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championship S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M S41: Traded from HAL to VAN S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S57: Retired from the SHL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52 7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57 4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55 6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53 3x MAN Captain - S47-S49 3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46 1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41 1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41 1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41 1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41 1x WJC Silver Medal - S40 1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unofficial Awards Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49
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09-28-2018, 08:24 PM GoonerBear Wrote:
Right on top off Mankind, after the Undertaker threw him off Hell In A Cell, and he plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table, he lay there, with god as my witness, broken in half....
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...calling for medical help. Unfortunately because of the laws of the state, they did not have any medical help on hand. So they trusted the work of dependable mascot Gritty to get them through this.
LA Panthers Goaltender
"I'm gonna give you a lick with my razer tounge, can't you see I'm hottee then the sun?" the he opens his mouth like a scene in the alien..
Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 66 Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede Birthplace: Borås, Sweden Height: 5'6" Weight: 290 lbs Number: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 | 0 PIM | 9 H BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | +0 | 5 PIM | 2 H BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 | 5 PIM | 7 H BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4 | 34 PIM | 192 H BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0 | 61 PIM | 187 H BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM | 129 H BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM | 141 H BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM | 157 H BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 10 H BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11 | 0 PIM | 0 H BUF | S49 | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 4 PIM | 15 H BUF | S50 | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +3 | 2 PIM | 20 H BUF | S51 | 8 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 4 PIM | 27 H BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P| +1 | 23 PIM | 50 H BUF | S53 | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 12 H BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 34 H BUF | S55 | 17 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H BUF | S56 | 23 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H BUF | S57 | 17 GP | 8 G | 3 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 17 H BUF | S58 | 21 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 44 H BUF | S59 | 19 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 40 H BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H SMJHL Playoffs: DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H Career Achivements: S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
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