10-19-2018, 12:09 PM(This post was last modified: 10-19-2018, 12:10 PM by Nictox.)
Task 2:
The head office would like to thank everyone for coming out this morning, we have a few things we would like to discuss concerning this incident. First off, we at the head office, would like to apologize for the actions of a certain player from a certain Canadian team. While we would like to hold back the name of the player until the investigation is completed, we do know the charges and what needs to be done to prevent them from happening again. The indecent happen when a Winnipeg player jumped off the bench after the final buzzer and stole the game winning puck from a fan. While the SHL doesn't tolerate thieves, we do know the puck holds a value of 750K SHL money, and the player is being questioned and can receive a fine up to 1 Million SHL dollars. We at the SHL do not have the same views as the player and would like to separate our name from the indecent all together. We have an image of the player coming through now.
Task 5:
- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?
Crossfit Jesus is playing out of his mind and deserves all the praise this post season. He has 22 points from 6 and 16 assists, with a plus/minus of 9. He has been playing like a man possessed, leader all players in points for the entire playoffs. Plus, Jesus has a pretty horrific history and could really use a win.
- What young player has a chance to make a name for themselves in this series?
Troy McClure III is doing everything in his power to be the top rookie in the playoffs. While only recording 1 point in his 17 game stint, he is the only rookie on both teams, so he gets a soft buy for the series. One thing to note about Troy is his locker room presence, he may be the young gun but he acts like a vet.
- Who are the 3 most dangerous players on the ice in this series and why?
Crossfit Jesus, Jasson Visser, and Pietra Volkova. These three Winnipeg forwards are a powerhouse. All have great scoring ability, and all have a great leadership on the ice. I'm expecting them to produce a lot of points and be a force to reckon with. West Kendall has a lot to put up with and should be exciting to watch the series unfold.
Task 9:
It's simple, I saw a couple homeless jazz musicians out side the arena, we just scoop them up and offer them a hot dog each. Bam! We have a show. We bring them in, we use all of Ms. Perry's stage props as they are already loaded and prepped. We let the trio do a few classics and tell them to improvise some newer hits. Who wouldn't want to hear classics like "Home is Where I Sleep Tonight", "Refrigerator Box Blues", and Dirty Mike and the Boy's classic "Unlocked Car Door". We can make this fully work as long as we have enough hot dogs to give them. Hell, if this goes well, they can do the second intermission too! Not only are we feeding the homeless, we are giving them the opportunity to make a name for themselves on a huge stage. Or we could just call Carrot Top, he'd do it for $11.00.
10-19-2018, 07:51 PM(This post was last modified: 10-21-2018, 05:27 PM by Hallsy.)
Task 1: In an effort to excite the millennials and urban street youth, the SHL wants a hip/hop promotion for this years challenge cup! Using the youtube beat above, create a 150 word or more Rap/R&B jam about the championship series! The song must have at least 1 verse and 1 chorus and include players from either or both teams.
yo my name is hallsy
I am bout to be spitting bars
Visser is gunna win all da dars
I am the worst rapper
because i aint ballsy
imma chew some gum
and litter my wrapper
bein environmental friendly is dumb
because water is garbage
if today was opposite day
water pays off his mortgage
Its a war out dere in the S43 playoffs
There's da Jets in da sky
da platoon on da ground
and bojo in da net
whos a bozo in da mind
this makes no sense
but Im hallsy and imma die
and Im losing my mind
over how much this CW sucks
and how much i suck at rappin
why are you bullyin me izzy
you are making me feel all dizzy
but you know what
my gooney-goons the gooniest
and he gunna fuck u up
because he goons the gooniest
finally im at one-fiddy
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150 words
Task 2: Oh no! scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrassing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official response of the league.
Bojo has been caught being a bozo on the streets. Bojo will most likely miss the start of game one for his actions for showing up to the game dresses as bozo the clown. He needs to smart up and stop clowning around all the time and start to act like a mature person if the Platoon is going to win a championship. Him being a bozo has to stop and I know him acting like a bozo isn't a big crime but it is and honestly, he should be ashamed for his actions and the SHL should suspend him for the foreseeable future. he has to stop bein a class clown and disrupting the peoples of west kendalls lifes on a regular basis. They have had a long history of horrible crimes down in terms of players and owners of the team and they finally need to get respectable people in their organization,. Clowns are fucked up. Just look at the picture below.
Task 3: The SHL Network is in need of an interview to broadcast during the challenge cup finals and you have been assigned the task! Contact a player in the upcoming series and have them answer 3 questions (player or series related) Let them know that each answer must be a minimum of 20 words for you to get credit. The player you interview must also be tagged.
1. Why is Chris Thorburn the best NHLer?
Flappy: Chris Thorburn is the best player in the NHL without a doubt. He's got the hair, the beard, the hands, and the sandpaper to make a difference every single night!
2.Why do you think the Jets lost?
Flappy:I think we lost because of the superior defense of the WKP. We just couldn't score enough goals, 1 goal in an elimination game is not ideal at all.
3.Do you think you will be back in the finals next season?
Flappy:I believe we have a team that could be back and win it all next season, I'm hesitant to be anymore confident than that however seeing as how random the simulator is.
@FlappyGiraffe
Task 5: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers! Pick 3 of the topics below to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50 words or more.
Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
I think the Jets are the favorite in this series. They were the best team in the regular season and honestly Platoon were on the lower end of things when it came to regular season success for a playoff team. I would say the Platoon are underdogs they were the 4th seed in the eastern conference and they have been playing that role all playoffs long.
- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
I think the Winnipeg Jets need this championship more in terms of legacy and I know that Platoon have won as many championships but the platoon managed to win back in S41 and have some recent success awhile one of the best organizations ever have waited a long time for a championship.
- Who are the 3 most dangerous players on the ice in this series and why?
Jason Visser was the best player in the regular season and I see him contuineing that success in the finals. Forsberg has been leading the offense all season long and I don't see him stopping for the Platoon and Biscuit I feel like he is the better goalie in the league and if he is ontop of his game he is going to be very hard to beat.
Task 9: We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a different act! You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.
In 150 words or more, explain what you came up with and how will it be implemented. The Plan must include a diagram or picture.
I think I could get Waters+Nour to rap for the intermission show. They are great rappers and I think they would do it for eleven dollars just so they can't get their names out there as one of the most dymanic rap duos of all time. They have a lot of potential. I think they got an big hit in a song called trap mike izzy that the SHL community needs to hear about because honestly its my favourite song of all time. They are great people and I think will be a good show to perform in front of teh fake shl fans that we have show up to all of our playoff games. I know that this might be a lame plan but it sucks that Katy perry had to opt out on us and I think this would be a great last resort for us to do.
[u]Task 1[/u]: In an effort to excite the millennials and urban street youth, the SHL wants a hip/hop promotion for this years challenge cup! Using the youtube beat above, create a 150 word or more Rap/R&B jam about the championship series! The song must have at least 1 verse and 1 chorus and include players from either or both teams.
**First GM in SMJHL history to win 3 Four Star Cups back-to-back-to-back**
Task 3
@Zoone16
This is the second time in three season WKP reach the finals, what are your expectation ?
My expectation for the finals are that we win it all. We have the experience and leadership there to get our second cup in 3 seasons.
What can we expect of Alex Light in the final ?
I am there to lead the team both on the ice and in the locker room. Motivating the troops and helping them perform has been one of my best qualities
Who is most likely to feel most pressured on the ice during the final ?
I feel that the Jets as a whole will feel a lot more pressured than us. They came in first during the regular season whereas we came into these playoffs and the 8th seed. We have no pressure and are riding this train all the way to the end.
Task 5
- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
I think the Winnipeg Jets are the favorite of the series. The West Kendal Platoon were the lowest ranked seed going into the finals, so for me that make them the solid underdog of the series. When you win the president trophy, you go into the final with a certain swag that the Winnipeg Jets should try to capitalize on.
- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
I think that the organization that would win the most out of this championship when it’s related to ‘legacy’ would be the West Kendal Platoon. The reason is pretty simple, when you win two championship in three seasons, it’s starts to be interesting and possible to talk about a dynasty. If they keep on this pace, they could win big.
- Who are the 3 most dangerous players on the ice in this series and why?
Beaujeaux Biscuit is the first one from the West Kendal Platoon. He’s just killing it on the ice right now. Pietra Volkova will be someone you need to keep an eye on for her goal scoring ability and the I’d say Trevor Wilson for his ability to set up the play and get the team going.
Task 7
Task 9
So Katy Perry is letting us down and HO are being their usual selves? (aka letting us down too). No problem! Let that to Evok to find you a solution for the issue. First, I have 11 dollars I my pocket. This is quite an odd number and is probably worth like 8 dollars to be exact cause I’m Canadian. Wait, no, the first game is in Winnipeg so I have 11 dollars, all is fine. So, with 11 dollars, I’d offer everyone in both team a quarter for them to parade in front of the arena. That counting about 22 players per team, that would be about a quarter each which should be enough to get them to accept when I announce that it’s combined with the unconditional love of the fans. It would be a small parade however that we would start from the parking lot down the road to the arena.
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Task 6:
In wake of the success of 'Gritty' the philadelphia Flyers mascot.. the SHL has asked its graphics department to come up with an official S43 challenge cup mascot! Design a Mascot with the characteristics of both the West Kendall Platoon and Winnipeg Jets franchises! The Mascot should have a name, the colors of both teams involved in the series and at least 1 special feature which the fans associate it with.
Task 7: Tomorrow the SHL marketing department will release the official championship series alternate logos to be sold to the public! Design an Alternate logo for one of the teams involved in the challenge cup finals. that alternate must include the team name and season number within the logo.
Fuck the rest
#40 Niclas Wastlund - W - VANCOUVER WHALERS / TORONTO NORTH STARS
Lyrics:
Hey you little wannabe, let me show who you could be
Forget about skates on feet, cuz none of this will be for real
Show yourself and win a cup, be the best – Bubba Nuck
Or Oisin Fletcher in the flesh, manoeuvring like in game of chess
Challenge cup is my religion, every move is my decision
Im OBESE but quick on ice, you could be like Kimbo Slice
Knocking out everyone, be the teams biggest gun
Everyday check your scores, get that trophy make it yours
Your playoff sword is like candle, lone survivor West Kendal
They are picking trophy up, they don’t give a single fuck
Be ready when you come, don’t leave until you’re done
Next season make your run, and remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
And remember have some fun
Tuesday: Scandals!
The other day news and other media outlets received an information about a crime potentially done by one of the league players. The category of a crime was theft, more specifically theft of petrol from a police car, parked outside the police station. The rumours were not complete as the identity of the leagues player was not know, which lead to a suspicion that there must be a mistake and the rumours were fake news. Today we have finally been informed about the whole situation and sadly we have to inform the press and people that the rumours indeed were true and there is good evidence that confirms the person and the crime done. Few days ago Leafer Rielly, while visiting his granny at the country side, ran out of petrol, but the nearest fuel station was way too far for his liking, so he decided to siphon the petrol from the police car, parked outside the police station. His friend who was with him even made a picture of the crime which later on served as a proof. We as a league do not support any criminal activity and further discussions about Mr. Rielly's felony will follow.
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Thursday: Marketing & Graphics
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Alternative logo:
Friday: Last minute problem!
The act of Katy Perry has flopped and the entertainment during the first intermission is in danger. Considering that milions of people are going watch and only 11 dollars in the pocket I have to do some crazy strategy thinking. The budget is really not gonna help me, so I better buy myself a cup of coffee and bar of snickers for some sugar boost to my brain. Ahh, got it - youtube! So the plan during the first intermission, instead of Katy Perry performance, which would have been shit anyways and people would probably boo during it, I will have the production team to roll the Top10 of SHL finals from previous years. Some good highlight reel videos, that belongs to SHL league, so no copyright issues and money spent. Starting with the last seasons SHL finals best plays video, continuing with the biggest hits and so on. Thankfully the intermission lasts only 10 minutes, so we should be good with 3 highlight reel videos. Thanks for the coffee and snicker!
10-20-2018, 01:24 PM(This post was last modified: 10-23-2018, 07:52 PM by goilers.)
Task 3: The SHL Network is in need of an interview to broadcast during the challenge cup finals and you have been assigned the task! Contact a player in the upcoming series and have them answer 3 questions (player or series related) Let them know that each answer must be a minimum of 20 words for you to get credit. The player you interview must also be tagged.
Sophia- Coming into the finals it’s hard to predict a sweep, how did you think you guys were going to do, was this considered a tough match up for West Kendall?
LKS - I mean yeah, anytime you are up against a team as deep and well managed as winnipeg is you expect something a little more drawn out than the sweep we got. I mean at the end of the day you have to look at all 4 games as a whole to really understand it wasn't an absolute cake walk by any means. WKP scored a total of 12 goals while winnipeg put up 7 themselves. I mean thats not a massive gap over 4 games showing complete dominance, but looking at the amount of shots we generated vs them it becomes a little more clear their keeper was the one to keep them in it. Did I expect a sweep? No. Was it deserved? Yes, our team put out that much more effort all around to beat them in 4 straight.
Sophia - How do you feel you performed in the post season, are there some things you would have liked to change?
LKS- I wish I could just be THE guy more like I should be. There is nothing to grown about with 10 points over 15 games, and leading the team in blocks, but I just wish I could have at least put a few pucks in the back of the net to really help prop up our offense some more.
Sophia- Describe the feeling when you’re up 3-0 in the series and you know the cup is yours as the time counts down in game 4, what’s going through your head?
LKS- Never in my head do I think ITS OURS with a 3-0 lead. I have been both on the giving and receiving ends of a 3-0 turn around so I never take that lead for granted and assume it's a done deal. Especially with the way the game deals our cruel fates at times, I was nervous more than anything heading into game 4, no where near excited haha.
@Rabidsponge21
Task 5: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers! Pick 3 of the topics below to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50 words or more.
- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?
I think Connor Blackwell is the most deserving to win, this is last season in the SHL and has declared retirement at the end of this post season, I think if he was able to bring a cup home that would mean a lot to him and his family before leaving. (51 Words) - Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
-I think the favorites to win are the West Kendall Platoon, even though they have recently won a cup they were the favorites. I think the underdogs are the Winnipeg Jets, they will have their work cut out for them if they want to take this home. I think WKP is the favorites because im LAP and jets are the enemies. (61 Words) - Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
I think the Winnipeg Jets need this more in terms of legacy, they have been top dogs for many seasons and you can find them on the top of the leader board for the last little while but I think they need to take home the challenge cup this season so that they have more of a legacy left behind. (59 Words)
Task 2: Oh no! Scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrassing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official response of the league.
Good afternoon,
We are here today with the unfortunate news that there will be a suspension to the entire team of the Winnipeg Jets unless certain players step forward. It has come to our attention during the conference finals that the entire Los Angeles Panthers locker room was cleaned out while they were the visiting team. The Los Angeles Panthers were headed to the rink for their morning skate and when they walked in absolutely everything was gone. From their skates to their hockey sticks or even tape was missing. There was a note left by on the bathroom mirror saying “Good luck today boys”. One of the players who will not be named at this time was seen leaving the rink with a bunch of bags, we know this job was not done by one single player, for now he is being questioned and we will be investigating further information. The cops did arrive and he was arrested but he won’t speak.
Thank you for gathering today, we take this offence very seriously and there will be punishments to come.
–SHL
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Task Something
Both teams in the finals were mortified when they found out that the opening act Katy Perry wasn’t opening for them no longer. They hyped it up so much they were so excited and so were many fans, so you can only imagine the disappointment when they found out this news. There was no time to come up with a new singer or opening act so they turn to Sophia Bennett who is actually also a really good figure skater and friends with Taylor Swift. She knew she would be in town that weekend and called her up and explained the tragic event. Swift said she would try her best to get there on time but there was no promises if she would make it before puck drop, so as an emergency backup Bennett put on those old figure skates and was heading for center ice. She started the entertainment and before she knew it she say Taylor Swift on the side lines, they were laying down a carpet for her and she was ready to perform. Luckily I had 11 on me and she wouldn’t even accept that. Im very lucky I had her that day!
Bonus Answers - Didnt want to edit post after deadline so made a new post.
Jon Ross and LKS
10-20-2018, 07:14 PM(This post was last modified: 10-20-2018, 08:08 PM by karey.)
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[u]Task 1[/u]: In an effort to excite the millennials and urban street youth, the SHL wants a hip/hop promotion for this years challenge cup! Using the youtube beat above, create a 150 word or more Rap/R&B jam about the championship series! The song must have at least 1 verse and 1 chorus and include players from either or both teams.
Kuck shroder trap, mix it kuch it, dish it blap
listen to this rap, can't you understand that
nothing can stop wkp not even trap
my lips is fire, spitting facts
bojo bringing mojo, cleaning trash
platoon get that chip
nother year another ring
fans be crazy, tarps off chanting "forsberg"
dani king
platoon get that chip
nother year another ring
fans be crazy, tarps off chanting "forsberg"
dani king
sorry jets not today
come back fighting
platoon here to stay
fly on home
come back another day
hey wade, whats the sitch
how did we make Evans
our lil bitch?
Hey wade, whats the sitch
how did we make Evans
our lil bitch?
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[u]Task 7[/u]: Tomorrow the SHL marketing department will release the official championship series alternate logos to be sold to the public! Design an Alternate logo for one of the teams involved in the challenge cup finals. that alternate must include the team name and season number within the logo.
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[u]Task 8[/u]: Tons of fans are about to arrive into town hungry and the SHL needs your help with the creation of 2 new original food items which the league can patent and serve at the stadiums! The graphic specifications are below...
- Food item should be named after 1 player from each team in this series.
- Must include a picture of the food item.
- It should be an original recipe.
- Recipe must include at least 5 ingrediants each.
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[u]Task 6[/u]:
In wake of the success of 'Gritty' the philadelphia Flyers mascot.. the SHL has asked its graphics department to come up with an official S43 challenge cup mascot! Design a Mascot with the characteristics of both the West Kendall Platoon and Winnipeg Jets franchises! The Mascot should have a name, the colors of both teams involved in the series and at least 1 special feature which the fans associate it with.
The mascot for this series should encapsulate the fighting spirit of the west Kendall platoon as well as the strength of the Winnipeg Jets. Both franchises have had experiences that have led them to the top of the mountain but also valleys that are quite low. The mascot for the series should have that same perseverance and scared to keep going no matter the odds. The mascot should have the respect of the league as well as the aberration of its competitors. The mascot is none other than Isaac Cormier Hale.
Adorned in blue white and red colours of both franchises, this player route represents both teams as best as any player can. Now that he is not even on either roster he has the ability to represent the series vicariously through the teams that he wants called home. There is no other player that can best represent the series then Isaac.
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We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a differant act! You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.
with only $11 and not a lot of time and in hand, replacing Katy Perry is a task that is very difficult. Katie is an exceptional talent as a singer and artist in the NHL was very excited to have her in the finals as entertainment however Victor Marius of the buffalo stampede and his wonderful magic tracks are going to have to do. Marius isn't much of a magician but a quick youtube video and probability is what he is banking on. He is planning on using the $11 to pay for wifi connection at the arena and a deck of cards to show off his new trick.
The new trick is essentially Marius asking a member of the audience what their favourite number is, and then trying to pick that card out of the deck randomly. His trick is pure luck, he thinks it’s a 1-52 odds and is hoping that it works out for him. Good luck .
10-20-2018, 11:34 PM(This post was last modified: 10-21-2018, 12:03 AM by Bobby Watson.)
Task 1: In an effort to excite the millennials and urban street youth, the SHL wants a hip/hop promotion for this years challenge cup! Using the youtube beat above, create a 150 word or more Rap/R&B jam about the championship series! The song must have at least 1 verse and 1 chorus and include players from either or both teams.
Now is the time (Said what)
Now is the time (For What)
For you to see the challenge
To find who’ll be the champion
This is the new playoffs
Flying on the sky
Nothing to lose now
The Jets coming by
To kick some ass wow
Visser Blackwell Weber Bearsss
Moving to the speed of sound
Making goals without end
Making their moms cry with pain
(chorus)
Nah we don’t care about some birds
We’re the troops pressing forward
The Platoon will get it all
Nothing will make us bow
Forsberg Light Schroder Rielly
In your face you wouldn’t believe
If you thought you had a chance
Just forget it pray and leave
(chorus)
Task 2: Oh no! scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrasing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official reponse of the league.
Yesterday, as you might have herd,Beaujeaux Biscuit was arrested in possession of counterfeit Louis Vuton bags in his car. As you might have se on social media, yes, Beaujeaux is a fashion addict and he’s really angry about the premium price of big fashion brand. Acting as a social justice warrior, he tried to break that company by competing himself and selling perfect replicas. Please be lenient, he was in therapy some months ago for something similar with Nike shoes. In either case, don’t forget he’s an awesome hockey player and he’ll perform well tonight. He easily paid his caution and all that anger will make him a beast on the ice.
And no, Dani Forsberg wasn’t implicated in the branding scam. He only bought 2 bags for his wife, thinking they were legit. He’s a victim and his wife is only trying to get their 25 k$ back. Their children deserve a happy Christmas.
Task 5: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers! Pick 3 of the topics below to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50 words or more.
- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?
If I had to choose, I would pick Dani Forsberg. His S43 season was phenomenal, he played exceptionally well with his team mates, almost got 40 assists and 300 shots on goal. That’s the kind of players you want to see kiss the cup after the end of a final match.
- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
In my opinion, the Jets need this playoff victories more than the Platoon. The Platoon had some great seasons in the recent past and the Jets, while playing good, don’t have that “je ne sais quoi” anymore. They kind of lost it in the last 3-4 seasons. A victory would encourage their fans to continue to support them.
- Who are the 3 most dangerous players on the ice in this series and why?
Dani Fosberg,Alex Light and Jason Visser. Those guys are machines, hockey beast with a regular season completely amazing. Furthermore, they are team players driving their team. They got over 180 points together, that’s just amazing. With such strong players carrying their team, this final is gonna be something to watch.
Task 7: Tomorrow the SHL marketing department will release the official championship series alternate logos to be sold to the public! Design an Alternate logo for one of the teams involved in the challenge cup finals. that alternate must include the team name and season number within the logo.
Task 9: We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a differant act! You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.
In 150 words or more, explain what you came up with and how will it be implamented. The Plan must include a diagram or picture.
Since Katy Perry cannot show but was supposed too, we’ll use her latest CD and play it on our sound systems. Tim the sound technician can make some tweeks to fake that it’s live music with controlled skips and echos.
Then, since we cannot build big infrastructure for the 1rst show, we’ll build a mini ice rink made in cardboard and animate a little Katy Perry doll on it. Bob, the light technician, used to be a puppet player on kids tv shows 10 years ago, should be ok. We’ll the film everything as close as possible and show it on the big TV in the arena. With our editing tools on the computers, aka Microsoft movie maker, we’ll apply a realistic filter on it.
On the ice, we’ll just put a guy shooting t-shirt of the overstock of last season with a random girl with a mic unplugged,a space mask and 2 sharks around her. With all those diversion, nobody will ever find out.
Task 6:
In wake of the success of 'Gritty' the philadelphia Flyers mascot.. the SHL has asked its graphics department to come up with an official S43 challenge cup mascot! Design a Mascot with the characteristics of both the West Kendall Platoon and Winnipeg Jets franchises! The Mascot should have a name, the colors of both teams involved in the series and at least 1 special feature which the fans associate it with.
Introducing Franchise Man! known for his hawk wings
Task 7: Tomorrow the SHL marketing department will release the official championship series alternate logos to be sold to the public! Design an Alternate logo for one of the teams involved in the challenge cup finals. that alternate must include the team name and season number within the logo.
10-21-2018, 12:21 PM(This post was last modified: 10-21-2018, 02:07 PM by Rich.)
Task 4: Radio@SHL is in need of some mini podcasts for a pre show analysis of the series! You can work alone in a 3 minute podcast or with a partner for a 5 minute show. if you choose to do a 2 man mini-pod it will be required that each member contribute their fair share to the discussion topics below.
Choose 1 or more of the following topics for your 1 or 2 man podcast:
- Strength and weakness analysis of each team
- What players should dominate, what players can surprise, and what players could flop in this series
Task 5: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers! Pick 3 of the topics below to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50 words or more.
- What young player has a chance to make a name for themself in this series?
Someone on the Winnipeg defense other than Max Weber needs to step up. To me, that means Gary Grease. Grease is in the prime of his career now, and needs to take the next step. What better time to do that than in the playoffs. I’m looking for him to help slow down the West Kendall offense if the Jets want to take home the cup.
- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
In my eyes, the Jets are the favorite. I think in terms of roster strength, the teams are quite even. I just think that Winnipeg has proven they can produce offense at a much higher level than the Platoon. WKP has had issues with consistency in the past, and that always gives me pause when picking them to win in the playoffs.
- Who are the 3 most dangerous players on the ice in this series and why?
The easy choice is Visser. Visser has been playing at a very high level quite a while now. He is the premier forward on the Winnipeg roster. Next, I’m going with Trevor Wilson. Wilson has been one of the more consistent performers on the Platoon. He should continue to produce for them in this series. Last, I like Max Weber. Weber was an extremely dynamic defenseman in the regular season. I think he will be the most skilled offensive defenseman on the ice in this series.
Task 9: We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a differant act! You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.
In 150 words or more, explain what you came up with and how will it be implamented. The Plan must include a diagram or picture.
The first thing we do is panic and freeze, not knowing what to do. Once we have recovered, we do a quick brainstorming session, but don’t come up with anything good. Finally, we decide we’re going to do a tribute to fallen veterans. We’ll do this by turning the lights down and asking for a prolonged silence in their memory. No one is going to question a patriotic gesture like this. We can do that for about half of the intermission before it starts to get weird. The other half, people can get up and walk around and do the normal intermission stuff. At this time we will project a waving flag on the ice while showing a rotation of pictures we pull from twitter during the silence. These pictures will be a mix of military people, people with flags, and hockey fans. It doesn’t really matter, as long as it seems like it makes sense. Afterwards, I will pocket the 11 dollars.
Task 3: The SHL Network is in need of an interview to broadcast during the challenge cup finals and you have been assigned the task! Contact a player in the upcoming series and have them answer 3 questions (player or series related) Let them know that each answer must be a minimum of 20 words for you to get credit. The player you interview must also be tagged.
I am here with West Kendall forward, Trevor Wilson. On paper, the Jets and the Platoon look evenly matched. What are you guys planning to do to slow down a team that was very explosive in the regular season?
With a team as explosive as the Jets, the plan is always to shut down their offence as best you can. We needed our dmen to really focus on keeping their rushes to the outside and our forwards to bear down on hustling back on the back check.
Beaujeaux Biscuit has really come into his own this season. What has it been like watching him progress over the past few seasons?
With a guy like Bojo you always knew he was going to become a special player. He’s had some growing pains over the past few seasons, it was just a matter of time until he put it all together. It was amazing watching him out there, he won is a lot of games this season. Easily the Playoffs MVP.
Your line has been a big part of this team’s success this season. How have Dionyz Vyskoc and Leafer Rielly helped to improve your game?
Me and Leafer have always been great linemates. I credit him with a lot of the success that I’ve had since being traded here. Vyskoc has been a great addition to our line that’s really brought it all together for us. I couldn’t ask for better linemates.
Task 2: Oh no! scandal has hit championship week here on day 2! as a beat reporter from TMZ obtained the police reports of a highly embarrassing arrest made from one of the players in the challenge cup series!.. In 150 words or more, create an official SHL press report to release to the media with a picture related to the incident, the details of this incident, what player or players were involved and the official response of the league.
It is being reported that members of both the West Kendall Platoon and the Winnipeg Jets have been seen outside of the stadium hounding people to listen to their new mixtapes before games throughout the Challenge Cup playoffs. Inspired by a dope ass challenge issued by the SHL to drop a sick rap using a fire ass beat with at least 1 verse, 1 chorus, and a reference to mention players from either team, players from both Challenge Cup teams have become obsessed with hitting dat hype dance and flossing to excite the millennials and urban street youths because these are words that mean “black people”. It’s safe to say that all of the suburban white kids the league wasn’t trying to reach think that shit “fucking slaps”. It’s also been reported that absolutely nobody at all thinks this challenge by the league is ridiculously lame and out of touch with its fan base. All of the players have been arrested in connection with this incident.
Task 3: The SHL Network is in need of an interview to broadcast during the challenge cup finals and you have been assigned the task! Contact a player in the upcoming series and have them answer 3 questions (player or series related) Let them know that each answer must be a minimum of 20 words for you to get credit. The player you interview must also be tagged.
Special shout out to @Bzerkap for helping me out with this task! Thanks Bzer!
1) What are your thoughts about Game 1 of the series?
Bzerkap: Well game one was a great game as we won 4-3 and really were able to set an early tone for the series that we were here to win the series and not just be bystanders in it.
2) What are your thoughts about Game 2 of the series?
Bzerkap: Well game two was even better than the first game as we won by two goals this time and established a commanding 2-0 series lead heading back to our home ice in West Kendall.
3) What are your thoughts about Games 3 and 4 of the series?
Bzerkap: Oh well games 3 and 4 were quite good as we were able to set up a 3-0 lead and then bring home the Challenge Cup with a sweep in Game 4. It’s really a dream come true and now I can finally access the legacy left to me by my dad.
Task 5: Newspapers and bloggers are covering the event all across the globe and they are looking for information to post to their readers! Pick 3 of the topics below to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50 words or more.
- Which player on either team is most deserving of winning a championship?
The player on either team that is most deserving of winning a championship is all of them. Nobody is more deserving of winning a championship than any other player, regardless of team. Both teams worked extremely hard to even have the chance of winning a championship, and now is not the time to say someone should win or deserves to win because of pity, or friendship, or to satisfy this silly task.
- Who is the favorite and who is the underdog of this series and why?
The favorite of this series is the West Kendall Platoon and the underdog of this series is the Winnipeg Jets. The West Kendall Platoon are the favorites in this series because their team has more letters than the other team’s team name. The Winnipeg Jets are the underdogs because their team name has fewer letters than the other team’s team name. In the history of the Challenge Cup Finals, teams with more letters in their team name than the other team’s team name are 22-20 which means they are more likely to win than their opponents.
- Which organization needs this championship more in terms of legacy?
In terms of legacy, the organization that needs this championship more, speaking only in terms of legacy, which is defined by Google Dictionary as “An amount of money or property left to someone in a will,“ would most likely be neither team as it is hard to imagine the amount of money or property left to the players of either team in a will being affected by the outcome of this series. I suppose if a player had a vindictive parent who said they could only be bestowed their part of the will when they win a Challenge Cup needs this championship more. That seems like something Bzerkap’s dad would do, so West Kendall needs it more.
Task 9: We are just an hour away from the start of the challenge cup finals and you have been informed that Katy Perry has the gout and can not perform during the 1st intermission... YIKES!!!!!! ... to make matters worse Eggy and HO are not around to approve more money for a differant act! You have been chosen to take on the unenviable task of putting together something which the whole world is about to watch ...with nothing but the 11 dollars in your pocket.
The answer to this question is quite frankly far too easy. As we know from the very real and credible special TMZ report on the players who have been releasing mixtapes after being inspired by the league’s challenge, players have been inspired to make mixtapes by the league challenge. What better way to showcase the league’s new music and connect with the untapped population of millennials and urban street youths than to have the players do the half time show using all their new tracks! The concert would be full of good fun and comradery between the two teams, not to mention a bunch of hot new music! Wow, a real win-win for the league and a genius level backup plan to Katy Perry, who has been known to suffer from the gout on several occasions previously in her past, causing her to be unable to perform. Also, excellent job by the league to save eleven whole dollars for contingency situations such as this. With this plan, the league can pocket the $11 and take someone to Arby’s!
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