ok but like if you stay out of the water then you lose the warmth. also the food is gonna get wet in ur tum tum anyways so whats the problem. i usually have a glass of milk in the shower before bed
artermis,Feb 2 2017, 04:11 PM Wrote: 9gag pretty lit tho
Knew there was something off about you
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Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074 Name: Charles Walker Height: 6'4" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52 S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60 S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52 S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72 S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73 S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73 S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83 S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3 S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9 S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11 S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13 S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Accomplishments: Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33 Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33 Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39 Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53 S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S40 IIHF Gold Medalist S45 IIHF Silver Medalist S48 IIHF Silver Medalist S50 IIHF Gold Medalist Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247 Name: Jaska Seppälä Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft Player Page ||
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What in the flying fuck is this
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
12-11-2019, 02:48 PM caltroit_red_flames Wrote: 12-11-2019, 02:06 PM Zombiewolf Wrote:
Might be one of the most repulsive
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Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074 Name: Charles Walker Height: 6'4" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52 S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60 S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52 S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72 S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73 S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73 S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83 S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3 S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9 S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11 S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13 S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Accomplishments: Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33 Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33 Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39 Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53 S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S40 IIHF Gold Medalist S45 IIHF Silver Medalist S48 IIHF Silver Medalist S50 IIHF Gold Medalist Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247 Name: Jaska Seppälä Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft Player Page ||
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the milk in the shower is good because the shower keeps it warm and if you are running low you can fill the glass again under the shower head
12-11-2019, 03:56 PM efiug Wrote: shower head penis
12-10-2019, 07:53 PM Slappydoodle Wrote:
I can't possibly agree with this more.
I really cant come up with a scenario where this is a good idea. Are you so busy that you can't find the time to eat and shower separately? Are your showers extremely long and you need sustenance to make it through? Are you just bored and eating to kill time?
I'm so confused
Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King
Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons Number: 14 Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Switzerland
12-11-2019, 04:27 PM caltroit_red_flames Wrote: 12-11-2019, 04:16 PM thiefofcheese Wrote:
lose out on sleep is definitely the answer
Brandon Donini | #13 | LW | Anaheim Outlaws GM | SHL HOF
Career Achievements:
Won WJC silver medal with Team World (S10)
Won WJC gold medal with Team World (S11)
Assistant captain of the Winnipeg Jets (S14)
Won IIHF gold medal with Team Germany (S15)
Assistant captain of the Los Angeles Panthers (S16-S21)
SHL 3rd team all star (S16)
2x Jeff Dar Trophy Winner (S15, S16)
Challenge Cup Champion (S17)
Inducted to the SHL Hall of Fame (S25)
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Career Regular Season Stats:
SHL | GP: 656 | G: 200 | A: 262 | PTS: 462 | Hits: 2330
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Career Transactions:
Drafted 2nd overall by the Detroit Falcons (SMJHL S10)
Drafted 3rd overall by the Winnipeg Jets (SHL S11)
Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers (S15)
Traded to the New England Wolfpack (S21)
Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks (S23)
Retired after 13 seasons in the SHL (S23)
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Management Career:
Named GM of Team World WJC (S11)
Named GM of Team Germany IIHF (S12)
Co-GM of the Kelowna Knights (S12-S17)
SMJHL Co-GM of the year (S13)
Named GM of Team Canada WJC (S46, S47)
Won WJC Bronze Medal with Team Canada (S46)
Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada (S47)
Co-GM of the Anaheim Outlaws (S49-S51)
GM of the Anaheim Outlaws (S52-present)
Four Star Cup Champion (S52)
Four Star Cup Finalist (S54)
[pb]Four Star Cup Champion (GM S52)
Lallo Selman | #11 | LW | "A" | Chicago Syndicate | 2030 TPE Career Achievements: Won WJC Bronze Medal with Team Canada (S46) Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada (S47) Four Star Cup Champion (S47) Captain of the Anaheim Outlaws (S48) Won WJC Silver Medal with Team DACH (S48) Won WJC Gold Medal with Team DACH (S49) Captain of Team Switzerland (S50-Present) Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy (S50) Won IIHF Silver Medal with Team Switzerland (S51)
Alternate Captain of the Chicago Syndicate (S52-present) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Regular Season Stats: SMJHL | Anaheim Outlaws | GP: 198 | G: 53 | A: 59 | PTS: 112 S50 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 17 | PTS: 38 S51 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 30 | PTS: 42
S52 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 29 | PTS: 42
S53 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 24 | PTS: 40
S54 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 35 | PTS: 61
S55 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 50 | G: 24 | A: 35 | PTS: 59 Career Playoff Stats:
SMJHL | Anaheim Outlaws | GP: 48 | G: 17 | A: 15 | PTS: 32
[pb] S50 | Chicago Syndicate | N/A[/pbl] S51 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6
S52 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 3 | PTS: 7
S53 | Chicago Syndicate | N/A
S54 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4
S55 | Chicago Syndicate | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 2 | PTS: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Transactions: Signed with the Anaheim Outlaws as an undrafted FA (SMJHL S46) Drafted 18th overall by the Buffalo Stampede (SHL S47) Traded to the Chicago Syndicate for an S49 1st & S50 2nd (S49)
Signed 3 season extension with the Chicago Syndicate (S52)
Signed 2 season extension with the Chicago Syndicate (S55)
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12-10-2019, 02:18 AM Good_Ole_Kimmy Wrote: People wipe while sitting wtf... how does that even work. Do you like reach under or?
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