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LordBirdman · 06-19-2020, 11:15 AM

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BrewskyBoy · 06-19-2020, 12:16 PM

If Noah were to get a cooking show named after him, it would be "No Cheese in Noah's Kitchen". Noah has always been anti=cheese, so of course his show would revolve around making exquisite cuisine without the usage of any cheese. You can expect plenty of home classics on this show, minus the cheese. Being a midwesterner, there will be plenty of dishes revolving around meat and potatoes. Heck, that might actually be all that he makes on the show, it's hard to say at this point. With his newly founded Texas pride, you can also bet on there being plenty of barbecue being used. While the guest list for the sure is certainly up in the air and just about anybody is on the table as a potential candidate, you can be sure that @thiefofcheese would never make a single appearance. Just the thought of bringing that cheese lover onto the show is an embarrassment.

*thedangazone* · 06-19-2020, 01:18 PM

The Velveteen Dream is not much of a cook personally but he would love to have a cooking show as all extra eyes on the Dream is a good thing. Of course the Dream's show would be cooking show about out there and peculiar dishes one would normally not be able to dream up. The show would definitely be a way to push the spotlight where it rightfully belongs, on the Dream and the Dream alone. Thus there will be no special guests on my show at any point, because why would the people need anything other than the Dream on their TVs. As the Dream has lived in Carolina and New Orleans lately he has taken quite a liking to Southern inspired meals and would love to bring in some of those weird and out there dishes that most people in the country do not know about quite yet and maybe put a little of that Dreaminess on the dishes themselves for a little something extra special.

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***goldenglutes*** · 06-19-2020, 02:29 PM

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Huck24 · 06-19-2020, 04:08 PM

Lyle Odelein III is a huge fan of cooking shows. Aside from sports and re-runs of the Red Green Show, cooking shows are all that Lyle tunes in to. When the Food Network heard of Lyle's fondness of cooking shows, they decided to approach him with a new show idea, that he could be part of. They used the Food Network show 'Chopped' for inspiration for this idea. They would invite chefs / cooks to compete on this show, but instead of being surprised with what they had to cook with like on Chopped, they held their destiny in there own hands, and stick. The contestants would be handed a hockey stick and a puck, and they would be placed in front of a hockey net. This wouldn't be an ordinary net, this net would have different types of food attached to it. For example, if the 'round' was to cook the best grilled meal possible, the t-bone steak and filet mignon would be in the top corners, while the spam and generic hot dogs would be on the ground (ice level). To make sure that they got the best ingredients for their meal they would have to have the best shots to ensure they got the ingredients that they wanted. They did offer Lyle to host this show, but he humbly declined, he instead asked if he could be a permanent judge, allowing himself to eat all of the delicious creations that the chefs and cooks prepared.

Trautner · 06-19-2020, 05:20 PM

michael scarn hosting his own cooking show would be amazing. scarn is an absolute expert at cooking all things breakfast foods. whether it comes to french toast or pancakes, scarn can truly make the best pancakes and french toast in the world and most importantly in any shape imaginable. while most home chefs play it conservatively by making their french toast in neat squares and pancakes in round circles, scarn likes to challenge the boundaries of culinary arts. michael scarn has a ton of experience over the years cooking breakfast foods. scarn cooked several thousand rectangular shaped pancakes for the michael scarn paper company breakfast luncheon to celebrate the launch of the company. scarn also cooked hundreds of squares of french toast on the very first day of the michael scarn paper company's existence. lastly, scarn is a great chef at cooking pigs in a blanket. scarn scoffs at other chefs who use pizza dough, preferring to use a specialty dough for his pigs in a blanket. the cooking show would be called The Culinary Arts with Michael Scarn

BDonini · 06-19-2020, 08:02 PM

While Lallo Selman is best known for being a star forward for the SHL's Chicago Syndicate, a less known fact about him is that he also happens to be a fantastic cook. Lallo has been approached by the SHN to host an off season cooking show on their network called Learning with Lallo. The show will air once a week and be available on demand to watch afterwards. The show will be a lot less innocent than the title makes it sound though as it's believed that Lallo has Gordon Ramsay level patience when he's in the kitchen. Every week, Lallo will teach a different group of 7 SHL or SMJHL players how to make a meal and a cocktail drink, the group of carefully selected, awful SHL cooks will then have to replicate Lallo's creation as he walks around the kitchen losing his patience and telling off everyone who butchers his dish or does something stupid. The network has high hopes for the show which it expects will be both good entertainment and a good way for people to learn new recipes. We're sure that the partners of these incompetent SHL cooks will be hoping that Lallo can get them to be a little better in the kitchen.

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Thunfish · 06-19-2020, 10:09 PM

VOICEOVER: This week in Cooking with Yoshimitsu.

Yoshimitsu winks at the screen, brandishing his traditional katana.

VOICEOVER: Learn about slicing.

He then slices a chicken's breast in many little pieces.

VOICEOVER: Tenderizing.

He is shown slamming a bokken (a wooden sword) on a slab of beef.

VOICEOVER: Slicing.

Now, Yoshimitsu slices a fish in several small pieces.

VOICEOVER: Tea-making.

He is shown cooling off a jar of green tea via spinning his sword in a manner that is not unlike a ventilator, disregarding about ten different bones in the process.

VOICEOVER: Slicing.

He then slices the jar, causing the tea to flood the kitchen.

VOICEOVER: Cake decorating.

The camera focuses on Yoshimitsu drawing some words on the top of a strawberry cake with Chantilly. He looks at the camera with an endearing face, which is totally ruined by the scary helmet he's using.

VOICEOVER: And slicing.

He slices the cake in six.

Shmurph · 06-19-2020, 11:39 PM

ErM · 06-20-2020, 02:03 AM

Tor Tuck’s cooking show would be called: Zero Tucks Given. The show would show you exactly how Tor Tuck maintains his athletic physic which is purely for nutrition and nothing for flavor. The majority of the food Tor Tuck consumes is the protein from protein powder, however, he has to purchase a special mix from the manufacturer that does not include any of the additives for flavor, shelf life, of appearance. The other ingredients Tor Tuck uses are fresh vegetables. Fortunately, they have a lot of liquid in them so they give the protein powder enough hydration that when Tor Tuck blends them up it creates a substance that is somewhat of a liquid and can be drank…though you will probably want a glass of water. The show would consist of Tor Tuck throwing his daily stuff in the blender and slamming a few back every couple hours. Perhaps they could do some guest spots where random people attempt to consume this garbage flavor “meal” as some form of comedy or torture show.

lilstifler · 06-20-2020, 05:30 AM

The name of my culinary show would certainly be related to the Latvian cuisine. The name could be ''Latvian cook''. About food, there is a lot of ways I can cook there. A Latvian culinary kitchen could be introduced to the show, which is really alien to many elsewhere in the world. Others say Latvians are mostly a fast-food nation, but I believe it is not. Latvians use potatoes very much for food, then one of the topics could be the dishes that include potatoes.The special guests would certainly be. In this respect, too, I would like to introduce everyone to Latvians. Certainly would invite a famous hockey player, like Sandis Ozolinsh, and certainly a recognizable and prominent person on Latvian television. All this would have been designed to give you an idea of what Latvians really are, because many think we are an unpleasant nation, but I believe that it is the opposite and, of course, there are always individuals who die out of this notion.

**bk1689** · 06-20-2020, 06:10 AM

Brennan Kennedy Jr, is actually not a horrible cook. He's quite comfortable in the kitchen and can whip up a meal that would satisfy just about anyone. Obviously going to Calgary to play, there's one thing he has made his specialty and that would have to be chicken parm. As for if he would have any guests on his show? Of course he would, the whole Dragons team seems to be foodies and he would gladly have 1 teammate each week as a guest star, whether their there just to eat whatever meal he puts together or are there to show everyone a recipe of their own. With how many great cooks the Dragons have I can see this show becoming a success real quick, and would likely become a great option for money as the dragons players have to start thinking about retirement. Although that's a bit away for most of the team hopefully.

*Wally* · 06-20-2020, 08:44 AM

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