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HanTheMan_ · 08-11-2020, 09:38 PM

Devin Basher struggles at keeping most plant life alive. He has killed several cacti, succulents, and all kinds of flowers. No matter how hard he tries, they always die.
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***honkerrs*** · 08-11-2020, 10:08 PM

One thing that Scoochie could never solve is being good at video games. The squad is always up on something in the locker room or on team trips playing games like NHL20 or FIFA, but he just can't seem to ever score in either. Gets some pretty good shit for that in the LR but maybe he will have to buy a system himself soon and learn

Nerio · 08-11-2020, 10:49 PM

Well there's no secret, Bobby Sharp sucks the big one at golf. You would figure with all his premature playoff exits that he'd be decent at this point, and you'd figure wrong. Just last weekend between games he somehow managed to get 3 balls in the water off the tee when the water literally was to his left and extended maybe 50 yards. Some guys have it; Sharp does not.

(this is not at all a recount of my own golf game. nope)

Mika_Kandinsky · 08-12-2020, 12:30 AM

Mika has no idea how to ride a bike. He spent all that time on the ice and then never had time to learn. He's tried a few times but it just leads to embarrassment. So he has no idea what the phrase "just like riding a bike" is all about.

Blastmeaway · 08-12-2020, 02:03 AM

DMS is terrible at Shaving, it's the reason DMS refuses to keep a clean cut. DMS only trims his beard he will never shave it.

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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***SpartanGibbles*** · 08-12-2020, 07:50 AM

If there is one thing that has evaded Collin Gibbles thus far in life, it would undoubtably have to be hiking. Despite numerous attempts by friends, family, and his new wife; Gibbles can not seem to orient himself on a trail and is often found well behind the group grumbling about knee pain.

PremierBromanov · 08-12-2020, 09:18 AM

Tom Fiddler is absolutely terrible at taking shit from Michael Fitted. That guy is constantly trying to undermine my authority on this team and he must be punished. That is why I hit him in practice.

LordBirdman · 08-12-2020, 12:37 PM

Sven has been working on hard at learning to paint, but currently his art is quite atrocious. While it’s a great stress-relieving outlet for Sven to work at, he has no artistic talent and his paintings come out looking like some sort of modern impressionist trippy take on reality – which are so bad that they have become incredibly sought after in the art world.

C9Van · 08-12-2020, 12:53 PM

I think it is mainly just being a nice person. He is not a criminal but my god has his career turned Jon into an absolute prick to everyone involved. The staff, the players, the coaches. Unless you're in his cult you're not safe from his bad attitude.

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Massive Coiler · 08-12-2020, 01:11 PM

Delver Fudgeson would probably burn cereal. He cannot cook in the slightest. He barely trusts himself to order at a restaurant at this point because of how concerned he is about his own knowledge of what is and isn't legally food.

lilstifler · 08-12-2020, 01:28 PM

Ohh man... Darzins is really bad at singing. When he goes to party or family meetup he never sing because his schoolmates was laughing about him in school time.. But now, no ones knows nothing about Darzins singing quality.

Jogurtaa · 08-12-2020, 01:40 PM

As weird as it might be, but the one thing that Zelma is absolutely horrible at is ordering food for more than 2 people. The panic that rises every time that she is put in charge of ordering, is just too much to handle.

Taxman100 · 08-12-2020, 02:25 PM

FSS tends to have a bad memory. Outside of his own past history, his head is often fuzzy when it comes to certain things like appointments, visits, and even practice times.

Mazatt · 08-12-2020, 02:43 PM

Getting dates has always been a struggle for Axel Foley, and that issue has gotten out of hand since he's gone to Carolina. It's not for a lack of trying--he tries all the time--he simply can't get a date. Pick up lines? He flubs em every time. Getting a wingman? You try getting a date when Adam "sex" Friedland is next to you, all the ladies want him. It doens't help Foley's always going for absolute rockets, but hey, you gotta shoot high to go bar-down. But he should also try and go fivehole if he actually wants to score. Who knows, he's just never been good at that kinda stuff.

DonutDefender · 08-12-2020, 04:18 PM

The one thing that Marshall has always been terrible at is Bowling. He can’t get a grasp on it. He just chucks the ball as hard as he can, and more often then not misses the pins entirely.

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