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#16

Hey there Keenan. My forum name is DELIRIVM. Everyone pronounces it wrong because the V is basically just in place for a U. So delirium. I used to be on the site as InciteHyseria. My first player was a Hall of Famer, my next three were washouts. Planning for this boy to be a HOF from BAP. I've spent way too much time this last week shopping for board games.

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#17

I am Seymour – I am in Anchorage with you, so we are familiar with each other. Besides that, I do not put PH when a thread gets posted, I just post when I am done.

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#18

Hello, I'm DrunkenTeddy, I'm 38, married with 3 kids. I work in IT for a health care provider. Seems weird introducing myself after 4 years on the site lol

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#19

Hi I'm Ferda and I would like this opportunity to remind the entire league to use code WANG21 at SHLKush.com to save 21% on their first order. You help yourself, the league, and your favorite player with a phallus name!

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#20

Hi I am UrsinZ. I am not an old fart in our locker room so under 30 and i play hockey in real life in the second lowest official league in switzerland

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Thank you @Carpy48, @honkerrs
#21

Hi everyone, Keven here. I'm a university student who has attended four different schools in my first five years attempting to get an undergraduate degree. Yikes. I spend way too much time online and not enough time studying.

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#22

Hi, I'm Mutedfaith and I'm an alcoh... Wrong place.

Hi, I'm Mutedfaith and I'm from the Netherlands. I'm 36 years old, work as a business support manager for a corporate services provider and thus spent most of my day either staring at a computer, on the phone, cursing at someone over compliance issues or a combination of those. I've been married for 10 years, no kids but we do have 4 cats and 3 dogs. We're both huge Disney fans, so we try to visit Disneyland Paris whenever we can.

I spent my non-summer (and non-covid fml) weekends reffing the Beneleague, which is the top Belgian-Dutch hockey league and get to take trips to IIHF tournaments to ref as well. I also play in a beer league team together with my dad, 2 brothers and sister-in-law. Unfortunately our regional league, which had Dutch, Belgian and German teams, collapsed a few years ago, so we're just playing exhibition games and tournaments nowadays.

When not doing any of the above, or doing SHL stuff, I watch Netflix, play videogames and waste time on online nation sim games.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not have an OnlyFans.

 
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#23
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2021, 05:18 AM by Asked Madden.)

Hey, I'm still fairly new user Asked Madden. I came to the SHL by way of the ISFL our Football affiliate. I have never actually watched a single game of hockey, though I definitely want to get into it having watched a number of highlight packages.

The main reason I haven't gotten into hockey before this is that I'm Scottish. Its difficult to find any games on in Scotland without paying through the nose for some premium channels. I have chosen the San Jose Sharks as my team to root for, not through any affiliation to San Jose but because I googled NHL teams without a Stanley Cup. I want to be their when (if) they win a cup. And has been how I chose my NFL team a number of years ago - the Arizona Cardinals, so you could say I'm used to disappointment in sport.

In real life I play rugby for a top tier amateur side and can't wait to get back to it post covid. I've had an unlucky few years with rugby: dislocating a finger so badly I can't PC game anymore, breaking my thumb in a place where it has destabilised it and splitting my eyebrow open so I now look like I have two right eyebrows.
I have a wife, a 15 month old daughter and two very cute but very annoying cats who's names, Remus and Tonks (pictured below) reveal that I'm a bit of a Harry Potter nerd.
Aside from that I love reading fantasy, playing FPS games (badly) and cooking. Sim leagues appear to have taken over my life recently, but I feel that may be the same as an awful lot of you!

On top of all of the above I am a keen cook. Whilst I don't make anything fancy my repertoire has come a long way from cheesy pasta. I love a lot of the Scottish "clichés" haggis is great, irn bru is the nectar of gods, Kilts should be the lower clothing of choice every day, not just for functions, and all weddings should have an accompanying Ceilidh. There is also nothing better than a couple of sea shanties to kick the day off!! 


Bonus Cat pic. The grey one is my boy Remus, the Creamish one is my girl Tonks.

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#24

hi my name is kimmy and people like me because im funny. The only thing Im good at is yelling over people in call of duty lobbies :D
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#25

I’m Urq, I’m from Scotland and SHL is my first experience with a sim league of any kind! I’m in the older bracket I guess? Let’s just leave it at in my 30s. I’ve always enjoyed hockey, alongside American football, and ‘proper’ football, but have all the grace and balance of bambi on ice, so have never pursued playing it in any way, although I regret that now! I did play American football for a bit, however I’m pretty short so wasn’t that much use for anything! I’m a Flyers fan, I genuinely cannot remember the reason I picked them, especially watching them at the moment!

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#26

My username is dankoa and I have been a member of the SHL for a long time. Fun fact is I have been on Texas for the last 22 seasons wowe

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#27

I am William Salming, a Finnish two-way winger. I aim to be reliable player on both ends of the ice. A player who can score points but also defend well and help the team to win that way because winning is the only thing that matters. I play for Citadelles and am prospect of Seattle Argonauts too.

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#28

I am Gwdjohnson, owner of SHL player Gabe Johnson of the Seattle Argonauts. I am a massive fan of The Weeknd and I am a former 2nd overall pick of the Hamilton Steelhawks who was recently traded to start a new chapter of my career.

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#29

Im d0lph1nb0y and from the United Kingdom. I play both ice and roller hockey and also enjoy playing video games on the computer. I currently work in IT at a hospital.
#30

Well hello there

My names Retuperkele or Retu, however it fits in your mouth better. Im in my mid 20s and I work as a chef with little under 4 years of experience under my belt.
The funniest thing that happened in my life was when I was 6 and during summer I jumped off a swing and broke my elbow pretty bad in the landing. It was first weeks of the summer and I had to spend the rest of that summer with my arm in a cast. Needless to say it was pretty painful to see other kids in the neighbourhood play and stroll around when youre pretty much disabled to do any of those activities myself. I got it off a week before I started school, so my parents had to make up the whole summer for me in a mere week, with great success.

My hobbies include lifting heavy things, exercising had been my go-to anger management therapy for years and Im not gonna stop anywhere soon. It also did help me to lose a bunch of weight, almost 100lbs (which translates to roughly 45kilos) and whenever im not lifting at the gym, im either trying to master nashville style hot chicken for my future business or just doing stuff with my dachshund puppy. Shes almost 7months old and right after my SO, the best bitch in the world. Most common thing that people should know about me is that im an caffeine addict ever since I first tasted coffee at like 11 years of age.

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