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S36 Challenge Cup Champion
SHL quite clearly stands for Swedish House Lovers and is one of the most popular fan forums for late 2000s electronic music group Swedish House Mafia, where people gather every day to discuss the group and their music
EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1536 TPE
NAME: Emil Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 230 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71
S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70
S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78
S79 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 34, P: 63, +/-: -13, H: 64
S80 MTL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H:
TOT: GP: 264, G: 92, A: 136, P: 228, +/-: -220, H: 283
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S76 MTL: DNQ
S77 MTL: DNQ
S78 MTL: DNQ
S79 MTL: DNQ
S80 MTL:
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9
S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90
TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S72 DET: DNQ
S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15
TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S78: SHL All Star
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TRANSACTIONS:
S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons
S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons
S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes
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ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED
NAME: Isak Sogard
BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 4
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SHL CAREER STATS
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
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TRANSACTIONS:
S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows
S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights
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KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED
NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 82
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SHL CAREER STATS
S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12
S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19
S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23
S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23
S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15
S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27
S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55
S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89
S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47
S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58
S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51
S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57
S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117
TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S54 TEX: DNQ
S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2
S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1
S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1
S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6
S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10
S60 MTL: DNQ
S61 MTL: DNQ
S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8
S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6
S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3
S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6
S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34
TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0
S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47
S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42
S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58
S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5
TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10
S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8
S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10
S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7
TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1
S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5
S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3
S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1
S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0
S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2
S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0
S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0
S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4
S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12
S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12
S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12
S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8
S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6
TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S52: 1st Team All SMJHL
S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader)
S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader)
S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP)
S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP)
S53: 1st Team All SMJHL
S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike)
S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S60: All SHL 3rd Team
S60: SHL All-Star
S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland)
S61: SHL All-Star
S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee
S62: All SHL 2nd Team
S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
S62: SHL All-Star
S63: SHL All-Star
S64: SHL All-Star
S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons
S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick)
S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil
S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil
S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil
S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil
S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge
S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil
S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil
S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
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DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED
NAME: Daniel Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7
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SHL CAREER STATS
S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73
S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64
S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60
S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55
S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117
S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41
S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17
S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93
TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58
S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53
S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4
S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3
S42 STL: DNQ
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0
S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12
S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7
S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17
S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12
S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26
S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18
TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
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TRANSACTIONS:
S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule)
S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil
S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil
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SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED
NAME: Sven Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6
S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5
S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42
S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32
S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13
S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42,
S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48,
S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28,
S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28,
S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18,
S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36,
S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13,
TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S26 POR: DNQ
S27 POR: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 TOR: DNQ
S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7
S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13,
S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2,
S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8,
S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, :
S38 TEX: DNQ
S39 TEX: DNQ
S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals
S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden
S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals
S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers
S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy
S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct
S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars
S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades
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GM AWARDS/HONOURS
S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM)
S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA
S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals
S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil
S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers
S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil
S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars
S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil
S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades
S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil
S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil
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JKortesi81 SHL GM
S32, S40, S42, S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Not that it would technically matter if I get caught at work being on the SHL forums, or the Discord. Because first of all: I chose a corner in the office where no one can see my screen. That was important to me. Secondly: Even if they saw, they would not care at all since we all are okay with doing whatever at work as long as the work gets done. But, let's for a second switch into a parallel world where someone would actually care, saw the SHL on my screen and would ask me why I am not working I would say it stands for the "Selected Holistic Library". An assortment of online books and guides that helps me become better at leading and understanding my employees through accepting a holistic approach to their needs as a worker in my team. Then I would probably be laughed at for being a hippie but no one would think that I am slacking off any more.
Good_Ole_Kimmy All-Star Committee
NOT TUMMY
Posts: 1,825
Threads: 50
Joined: Jul 2018
Reputation:
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Discord: GoodOleKimmy#9161
Pronouns: He/Him
Player:
Jolmi Koivu
Easy, Swedish Hockey League. It's completely real so if someone actually calls you out on it you can just tell them that so if they google it that pops up.
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(Sig Credit: toedragon84)
Jolmi Koivu || RW/C || Colorado Raptors || 289TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 - COL || 66GP || 12G ||23A || 35P || +/-: 9 || 129 SOG
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Player History
Drafted Round 3 pick 36 to Colorado Raptors
Andrew Martin || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 722TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S42 - COL || 50GP || 8G || 8A || 16P || +/-: -1 || 44 SOG
S43 - COL/VAN || 50GP || 16G || 32A || 48P || +/-: 15 || 124 SOG
S44 - VAN || 50GP || 16G || 33A || 49P || +/-: 8 || 113 SOG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S42 - COL || 4GP || 0G || 2A || 2P || +/-: 0 || 5 SOG
S43 - VAN || 10GP || 7G || 4A|| 11P || +/-: 4 || 23 SOG
S44 || 14GP || 6G || 7A || 13P || +/-: 0 || 33SOG
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IIHF Stats
S43 - GER || 12GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: -3 || 5SOG
S44 - GER || 1GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: 0 || 0SOG
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S44 - HAM || 50GP || 12G || 13A || 25P || +/-: -13 || 95SOG
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Player History
S42:
Drafted 46th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Raptors
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with Raptors
S43:
Drafted 17th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks
Traded to Vancouver Whalers from Colorado Raptors
Won the S43 Four Star Cup with the Vancouver Whalers
S44:
Signed 1 year 2 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks
Titan Registered
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Discord: Titan2787#5824
Pronouns: Male
Why, SHL stands for "Sing Hymns Loudly" of course! This group of people share their favorite songs of praise to sing as loudly as they can for all of the world to hear! Tell your man, tell your nan, tell your best friend Dan!
Cian McFelter || C || Kelowna Knights
Name: Cian McFelter
Birthplace: Dublin, Ireland
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 206 lbs
Number: 27
Thnx @
Carpy48 for the sig!
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I'd tell them it stands for the Swedish Hockey League and that I love European hockey. Being a nerd about real life hockey seems a littler less nerdy than geeking out over fake hockey with a bunch of other nerds. It's an extra effective cover because the Swedish Hockey League is real!
So to keep the facade of a good catholic boy my parents raised SHL stands for send help lord. Like Lord give me strength kind of thing.
Keenan Registered
S15, S16 and S28 Challenge Cup Champion
I find it hard to believe that my parents actually thought I was possibly playing some sort of game with my free time. It should have been obvious that I'm learning real estate through the Selling: Home Learning program.
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Michael "Big Game" Boychuk || D || Calgary Dragons
Name: Michael Boychuk
Age: Old
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 23
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SHL Career Statistics || Calgary Dragons
S24 REG: GP: 52, G: 1, A: 13, P: 14, +/-: -5, PIMS: 42, H: 53, SB: 36
S25 REG: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 13, P: 16, +/-: 5, PIMS: 42, H: 49, SB: 30
S26 REG: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 22, P: 23, +/-: 8, PIMS: 58, H: 69, SB: 37
S27 REG: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 24, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 46, H: 54, SB: 31
S28 REG: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 26, P: 32, +/-: -5, PIMS: 10, H: 25, SB: 55
S29 REG: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 28, P: 35, +/-: 10, PIMS: 6, H: 29, SB: 46
S30 REG: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 35, P: 41, +/-: 27, PIMS: 0, H: 26, SB: 54
S31 REG: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 38, P: 46, +/-: 19, PIMS: 6, H: 30, SB: 71
S32 REG: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 24, P: 31, +/-: -1, PIMS: 28, H: 27, SB: 66
S33 REG: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 34, P: 43, +/-: 8, PIMS: 34, H: 78, SB: 69
S34 REG: GP: 50: G: 3, A: 31, P: 34, +/-: -2, PIMS: 50, H: 100, SB: 67
S35 REG: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 36, P: 38, +/-: 24, PIMS: 36, H: 90, SB: 76
S36 REG: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/-: 14, PIMS: 46, H: 68. SB: 56
S37 REG: GP: 50: G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/-: 8, PIMS: 56, H: 139, SB: 84
S38 REG: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 7, PIMS: 52, H: 103, SB: 58
S39 REG: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 28, P: 32, +/-: 21, PIMS: 22, H: 38, SB: 66
S40 REG: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 6, PIMS: 10, H: 32, SB: 55
S41 REG: GP: 50, G: 0, A: 13, P: 13, +/-: -3, PIMS: 6, H: 9, SB: 51
S42 REG: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 13, P: 14, +/-: -2, PIMS: 2, H: 6, SB: 26
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SHL Playoff Statistics || Calgary Dragons
S24 PLF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 3, SB: 4
S25 PLF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -5, PIMS: 2, H: 5, SB: 7
S26 PLF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: +2, PIMS: 2, H: 10, SB: 3
S27 PLF: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 15, SB: 10
S28 PLF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 0, SB: 4
S29 PLF: GP: 19, G: 0, A: 11, P: 11, +/-: +3, PIMS: 0. H: 4, SB: 21
S30 PLF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, PIMS: 0, H: 6, SB: 23
S31 PLF: GP: 6, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 3, SB: 1
S32 PLF: GP: 16, G: 3, A: 9, P: 12, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 14, SB: 16
S33 PLF: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: 1, PIMS: 6, H: 32, SB: 28
S35 PLF: GP: 13, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 5, PIMS: 10, H: 14, SB: 13
S36 PLF: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -10, PIMS: 4, H: 23, SB: 26
S37 PLF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -1, PIMS: 8, H: 19, SB: 14
S38 PLF: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/-: 12, PIMS: 14, H: 19, SB: 31
S39 PLF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -2, PIMS: 0, H: 6, SB: 7
S40 PLF: GP: 19: G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 6, PIMS: 2, H: 11, SB: 28
S41 PLF: GP: 6: G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 8
S42 PLF: GP: 16: G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 3, PIMS: 2, H: 2, SB: 11
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SMJHL Career Statistics || Regina Force
S22 REG: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 18, P: 28, +/-: -5, PIMS: 41, H: 29, SB: 45
S23 REG: GP: 40, G: 12, A: 26, P: 38, +/-: -3, PIMS: 81, H: 74, SB: 42
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S22 PLF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 10
S23 PLF: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, PIMS: 14, H: 9, SB: 8
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Transactions:
Drafted 14th overall by Regina in the S22 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 5th overall by Calgary in the S23 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:
S27 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S29 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S32 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S40 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S42 Challenge Cup (CGY)
Who would be a part of a sim hockey league? That's not a great use of time. No, this is actually the Super Hero Lagoon, where heroes from all over gather together to hang out and relax. Wait, that's worse? Let me try again!
The Swedish Hot Line is a company that helps people learn Swedish. I pretend to be a Swedish tutor and they give me money thinking they actually learned a language.
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Being in Scotland, it is east enough to pull the wool over a significant other’s eyes by saying it’s the Scottish Hockey League. Unfortunately, a cursory glance at google by the more suspicious types would be enough to show that the Scottish league is the SNL, but you just have to hope that they don’t think to look! Or happen to notice there’s an actual alien player in the league called Narboza Manyhands, which may also cause some further investigation!
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Dear parents, SHL actually means Scout Hockey league where I can become a good latvian hockey scout and earn millions for my job. So if you both want some money, please don't even think about military school.
If I would have to lie about it, it would be for the Secret Help Line.
A place where people can turn for help in various different topics, answers get peer reviewed voted on
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singing solo you can't hear him
The SHL is an support organization to promote access to universal healthcare in underdeveloped countries. We don't want people having to choose between a certain, painful death and crippling, depressing debt for the rest of their lives. Therefore, the Socialized Healthcare Life organization was set up to educate the masses and force universal healthcare down the throaths of corporate and political leaders. Once everyone has access to socialized healthcare, we can start infecting them with communism and forcibly end capitalism and democracy just like we did in Europe.
Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland
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Personal details
Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland
Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs
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SHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27
S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33
S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51
S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53
S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62
S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55
S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72
S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60
S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53
S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53
S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56
Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Did not make playoffs
S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs
S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs
S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs
S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs
S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 03
S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03
S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04
S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs
S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs
S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 05 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 03
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 07 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31
S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54
S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41
S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23
Post Season
S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 07 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 05
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 06
S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05
S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 07 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 04
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WJC STATISTICS
S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 02
S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 10 |'| P: 14
S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 08
S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 13
S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03
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IIHF STATISTICS
S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05
S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 07
S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 06
S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05
S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 08
S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 11
S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 13
S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 04 |'| P: 07
S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A:12 |'| P: 15
S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 06
S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 10
S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 11
S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 15
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Awards, Cups and Medals
S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)
S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM
S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal
S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy
S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM
S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy
S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy
S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM
S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL
S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)
S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM
S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM
S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy
S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)
S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM
S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
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Draft position
SHL |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'| 2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA
Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland
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Personal details
Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland
Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs
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SHL STATISTICS
Regular season [/pbl]
S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 08 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31
S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35
S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28
S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36
S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33
S74 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 33
S75 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62
S76 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 28 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 59
S77 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 35 |'| A: 50 |'| P: 85
Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 02
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S73 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S74 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S75 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 06 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 08
S76 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 07 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 07
S77 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 09
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 07 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 03
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 00 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04
S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 08 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 02
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 06
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 07
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 04
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 04 |'| P: 05
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IIHF STATISTICS
S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 04
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05
S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 03
S73 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03
S74 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 11 |'| P: 12
S75 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 03
S76 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 11
S77 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 09
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Awards, Cups and Medals
S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal
S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)
S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)
S69 |'| Rookie All Star Team
S74 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
S76 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted
SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'| 11OA