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S58 mPT #3 What Does SHL Stand For?

Oh SHL? That’s my new favourite band. They’re super underground so don’t bother looking them up. What does SHL mean? Only real fans know that it means SuperHotLasers. It’s like, our thing rofl xD

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S…H…L?? Oooohhhh you thought I said ..S. H.L.... No, I said .....Shell yea...as in ......Shell gas , yea I never ever use it. ...But, I needed gas and it was the only open gas station late last night . When I finally left here..Cause ....I was working late .....here ...for this wonderful company ...that ...that ..I’m dedicated to aaaaaaand that I really don’t mind the 18 hours a day , 6 days a week. Working ...here . So that I can be questioned about SHL ..I mean Shell......while I try to choke down a burnt cup of cheap azz sewage coffee. Here .....on my 10 minute break. Yeah, soooooooo.....Shell.......... gas .......expensive, .....VPower.......overpriced . I Gotta use the facilities sooooo ......good talk.




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“Our third award is one that is dear to my heart as a SHL goaltender… The Peter Larson Award for the Top Goalie! This is voted by the GMs and considers both the round robin and medal rounds. The S56 Winner of the Peter Larson Award is….…
C.K. Supernaw! “

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SHL stands for simulating human life and I may just simulate yours (whoever comes to room). Now get out before I start simulating your life and tell you everything about your past, present and future.

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Honestly, Simulation Hockey League. I've already told my wife I play pretend hockey with people and have gone off on tangents of some funny media and inside jokes I've read. If my mom or dad judged me for it I'd just call them boomers and move on.
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Ah yes, this is of course "Simulating Having a Life", dad. I have a job and am one of the richest people around here, so please stop telling me I need to get a job I'm fine I swear.

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Oh yes, sorry boss! The SHL isn't what it looks like, it is the Situational History License - it's an application that you can layer over your CRM to leverage powerful business intelligence tools to pull reports on historical events on an account. It enables me to research what happened on certain accounts when a certain situation arose so I can better prepare for potential risks to the account. In fact, I'd say the amount of time I invest on the SHL is a benefit for the company as I am being more thorough than my counterparts.

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RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

Well I work with budget stuff so I would probably say that the SHL stands for Selling, Holding, Lending. Obviously none of that makes sense but these are words that I could think of.

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There isn't any reason to be shamed about a hobby but if I had to lie I would say it's a forum to connect with Standard Health Liaisons over concerns during the pandemic/general stuff. While that profession likely doesn't exist I imagine people would buy it.

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I tell them the SHL is a forum for people who likes to discuss the Swedish Hockey league and how to get less players to to migrate to the NHL.



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SHL... boss... is the name of my deadly contagious disease. Yes. That is what it is. Serengitis Huminito Lenguitis. I've been suffering for weeks now. Note from the doctor? Couldn't get one. The doctor exploded on site when he saw me. That's how contagious it is. Do you have it? Dunno man. How you feelin? Matter of fact, you should be asking me how I'm feeling. I've been coming into work everyday on time for my whole life, I even come in on holidays and weekends, and even when I'm sick. YEAH. You should be giving me a RAISE, grant. Jesus christ you don't listen. How could you with that micro dick of yours. peace.

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The SHL might be the nerdiest thing about me. But as a man in my mid thirties, everyone at this point already knows that I'm nerdy. My wife already knows about the SHL and hasn't left me yet so I guess I'm good.

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Well of course it's Sugar Ham Lovers. It's a website dedicated to those who are intrigued by Honeybaked Hams and other sugar coated Ham dishes. Nobody would judge me if they think I'm doing research for being a better cook, right? Even if it's sugar ham.

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Probably tell them I'm getting into the Swedish Hockey League (SHL) and that I want to pick a team to be my favorite team in that league/learn more about the players, doesn't work if they hear me say a clearly American/Canadian city name tho.

SHL stands for Super Happy League. This league is full of very happy people and I always smile when I talk with my teammates. They are cool people.

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When it comes to explaining the SHL, I simply tell people it's fantasy hockey. But, if I were to come up with something, I'd probably say the SHL was for stupid horse looks. Have you ever seen some of the funny faces made by horses? It's something that you could look at for hours and just laugh! (At least that's what I'd tell them...

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