It stands for the Sad Hugs League. Everyone practices giving hugs to people that they think look sad. Honestly very educational and I am very happy that I joined the league.
Simulated Huge and Love. That is what the league is, its a place were sad people collect and try to be nice to each other but fail miserably. Welcome to the SHL, where nothing changes but the name.
Ethan Price is does not need any sort of excuses to explain his time spent on the Simulation Hockey League website. The man doesn't listen to no one, no obligations needing his attention or anything of the sort.
The Simulation Hockey league stands for one thing and one thing only, the Simulation Hockey League.
For the most part I have been fairly upfront with my involvement in the SHL, explaining what it is seeing that DnD is a way more widespread hobby than I would have ever expected as somebody who doesn’t participate. So far there’s been a lot of acceptance (typically from those around my age of the 20’s-30’s) as forum based interaction and role playing outside of video games is a common and completely normal thing. Thankfully while my workplace has noticed some evidence of my involvement in the league, I’ve kept it to various spreadsheets I have, which at the very least on the surface appears like work instead of the graphic laden signatures on the forums.
Even with my partner who is very obviously dislikes how much time I spend messaging, testing and whatever else that is involved with the SHL, has accepted this as a hobby as my means of social interaction in a pandemic world and being a stranger in city where I have no real interpersonal relationships, at least I have not gone crazy with loneliness or attempting career in content creation or streaming...at least not yet.
If I had to tell my parents, I would have no idea quite honestly. On one hand I could say it’s the Spreadsheet Homework Lessons where it would be pretty accurate. I’ve learned more about excel and google sheets as part of the SHL than I have before since I had no real reason or incentive to ply my trade at the functions of spreadsheets. Even now I still am amazed at the skills and knowledge of various people who can program with R, working on the database or the functions they can use as part of a spreadsheet. Without them I would have definitely spent more time doing things manually, and goodness knows I don’t need to spend anymore time on here to begin with.
Because we're in the middle of a global pandemic, I tell my parents that I've been working at South Hospital Laboratory here in Atlanta to help develop a COVID-19 vaccine. I tell them that I can only say so much because the government is working in conjunction with our hospital leadership and us higher ups have been given codeword clearance. They don't push me too much for additional information and also don't question me spending a ton of time on my computer. I tell them that my role in this live-saving endeavor is to run inoculation models on my computer to determine who needs the vaccine, where we should distribute it, and what type of rollout we should have. There's also cover for when my team goes on a winning streak and I'm happy (We had a breakthrough at the lab!) or when we get steamrolled and I'm frustrated (Long day at the lab, but I can't talk about it). It's also convenient because of the different times of the sims, I am able to slip out of any function at a moment's notice to watch the twitch channel. I simply tell them that I have to take a COVID-19 related call and have to leave their immediate vicinity because the information is classified.
Even after we have successful rollout of the vaccine, this charade can continue indefinitely as I can then transition to either the different variants of COVID, the seasonal flu, or any other viral infection that may besiege the population. No matter what's going on in the world, they will always need me at South Hospital Laboratory and my parents will never be the wiser.
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I'd probably just tell them that it stands for Superstar Hockey League and it's a league based on EASHL (like LG/VG) . Because playing that is less embarrassing, no doubt.
The Simulation Hockey League is what I spend a few hours a week doing. It allows for me to get away from all the real world problems and lets me act as if i was a professional hockey player; something I wish I could have been.
Haha the shl doesnt have anything to do with simulated hockey what a weird thing to say although it is the first result when you google it. No the shl stands for SHoe Lala which is a shoe store for fabulous shoes
If my work tried to ask me why I keep visiting an SHL website, I would say that it stands for the Sequencing Hot Line. Please ignore the fact that hotline is one word. I could pass it off as a one stop shop for all scRNA and WES sequencing tips and analysis advancements, and that I was just looking at modern day innovations to analyze our biological samples.
It's the Stock Health Limiters. We are a group of people who are ensuring that stock prices fall withing a certain range, we do this by either boosting stocks to the moon, or putting out hit stories on highly valued companies
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If it gets discovered that I am talking about the SHL in public, I would absolutely lie and say that I am talking about the Swedish Hockey League. Who doesn't like Swedes?
The simulation hockey league or shl stands for simulation hockey league. It could also stand for stinkin hot lava or spicy hot lady but it doesn’t it stands for simulation hockey league
the shl stands for Simulation (Field) Hockey League. haha sike you guys, we are a field hockey league now. suit up and get your weirdly shaped sticks and get ready to whack a ball
What does SHL stand for? It stands for Sucking Hot Long-dicks. It will be less shameful than fake hockey, plus it might even lead to new conversations and learning about different experiences.
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Its really easy for me to avoid talking about the SHL because all of my friends are in the SHL cause I don't have any other friends. Ok I have a couple but they don't like sports so I just hand wave it as a s p o r t s thing and they crawl back into their caves. My girlfriend doesn't understand it but is very supportive, she even drew Steve skating around and winning the Four Star Cup.
I suppose if I needed to quickly hide my involvement in this stick puck based TPE contest I might refer to it as Stock Hedge Literacy. That's right, not only am I not a nerd, I'm making money. I'm learning how to be smart with my stocks and investments. The SHL is a valuable resource that turns my portfolio into a sure thing. There are even some fun terms related to it. TPE means Total Portfolio Expected. These are my expected profits when I sell my stocks. I try to have the highest TPE so that I can make the most money and beat the other investors. Though around here, we refer to investors as 'players'. We like to take a lot of SHOTS on goal. The goal is of course to make money. SHOTS stands for Sell High or Take Shots. The shots in the acronym is not recursive, it just means alcohol. We use the JUKE system to make sure we don't drink too much. Just Use, Kill Ego. SB? Shares Bought. PPG? Price Per Gamestop. Nobody wants SHG or Short Handed Goals right now. Everybody mad at people who short stocks like Gamestop. Stickhandling? No that says stockhandling. And by handling I mean DIAMOND HANDS. We hold on to our shares to the moon. Right now the stock market is a hot topic and nobody wants to get left behind when the next big stock goes on a tear. That's why the Stock Hedge Literacy will ensure your rock hard portfolio is the hardest around.