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#16

04-25-2021, 07:19 PMACapitalChicago Wrote: Wasn't there that series of ones from someone complaining about people who leave in FA? Did someone mention those?

Jruutu I think. Don't remember any key words so don't know how to search for it

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#17

04-25-2021, 07:22 PMSlashACM Wrote:
04-25-2021, 07:19 PMACapitalChicago Wrote: Wasn't there that series of ones from someone complaining about people who leave in FA? Did someone mention those?

Jruutu I think. Don't remember any key words so don't know how to search for it
That started off as a GOMHL thread I think

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#18

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid2556938

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#19

@nour just daydreamed about your tight little bussy and how pink it is just wanted to let you know

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#20

Hold this L, ugly

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#21

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid2634287

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#22
(This post was last modified: 04-25-2021, 08:59 PM by notorioustig.)

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid2514654

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#23

Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Pu clips. Fuckin every time Pu steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 1 dangle sesh this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I’m fuckin tellin ya Cliff “Asian Sensation” Pu is pottin 50 in ‘17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck.

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#24

Give me a bit and I can dig out the fun from when I was hired as Minny GM. Pretty sure there were some gems there.

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#25

04-25-2021, 04:53 PMbluesfan55 Wrote: clardy's come down to houston and i'll kick your ass one

It was the first one I thought of too lmao

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid1181781

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#26

04-26-2021, 10:19 AMartermis Wrote:
04-25-2021, 04:53 PMbluesfan55 Wrote: clardy's come down to houston and i'll kick your ass one

It was the first one I thought of too lmao

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid1181781

If you got a fucking problem with me come down to Houston and solve it. You can find me at the University of Houston Engineering college. Come at me.

I had that shit in my sig for years.

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#27

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....#pid647864

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#28

I don't give a shit who the fuck you think you are, you have no fucking right to act like a princess fucking bitch. If you want to keep fucking being a bitch to people, just stay the fuck out of the threads. You have no right to make it sound like my fanhood is all for naught, like I have no fucking reason for hope. What am I allowed, oh fucking great one? I'm allowed to fucking sit around and treat you like fucking gold because you want it? Fuck the fuck off you fucking cunt. I hope you fucking enjoy hell.

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#29

04-26-2021, 11:31 PMtrella Wrote: I don't give a shit who the fuck you think you are, you have no fucking right to act like a princess fucking bitch. If you want to keep fucking being a bitch to people, just stay the fuck out of the threads. You have no right to make it sound like my fanhood is all for naught, like I have no fucking reason for hope. What am I allowed, oh fucking great one? I'm allowed to fucking sit around and treat you like fucking gold because you want it? Fuck the fuck off you fucking cunt. I hope you fucking enjoy hell.

The chainsaw one is good too

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#30

04-25-2021, 02:05 PMnotorioustig Wrote: "We just got reverse swept by the Falcons. And why? Because the Falcons did ONE THING after they were down 3-0: They changed their goaltender from a 350 starter to a 190 backup. All logic goes out of the window at this point and Detroit beats us 4 games in a row and fuck if I know why. We were out playing them for the most part, except that the sim just gifted them goaltending when it made no sense. This is not how anyone is supposed to lose."

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